South Park 10 Years Later
Co-Written with GreyKing46
Disclaimers: We do not own any of these characters except the OC's in our profiles:
WARNING! This fanfiction contains LGBT themes, incest suggestions, racist comments and themes and religious poking. The writers of this fanfiction do not enforce nor encourage the bashing or discrimination of ANYONE who is of the LGBT community, nor do we enforce racism or racist comments. The writers of this fanfiction do not condone discrimination of religions or religious icons; this fanfiction is satirical humour ONLY. The reasons for our storylines with Stan and Karen are because of human psychology continuing from their storylines in the actual series. Stan being confused with his gender from Episode 1 of Season 18 as well as his dad's double life as Lorde. Meanwhile, Karen is from human psychology with what Kenny says as Mysterion and her current background
Epilogue
"What... The fuck... Is this?" Avril muttered, staring at the script
"Really? This is just a pile of crap." Wendy added feeling frustrated staring at the rubbish pile of badly written writing
"No... I mean our sex scene! We're having a foursome with our 'apprentices' Beast Boy and Raven!" Avril said
"No way!" Wendy snapped and read the section "...Son of a bitch there it is!"
"Well... I guessed that would be there. And the fact that we would EVENTUALLY sleep with a guy but... This is random!" Avril ranted "The OTHER sex scenes we had at least FLOWED with the script, NONE of the sex scenes in this film have ANY context! Heck Robin and Jinx just start FUCKING for no reason in the middle of a fight!"
"...Sounds like our life." Wendy sighed
"... Yea." Avril sighed "Not every film can be good. Well, we need to practise these lines. Filming's like tomorrow."
"Alright...but I'll be having words with the writers." Wendy added
"Ditto." Avril sighed nervously
"We better have a go at these lines." Wendy nodded
*With Kenny*
"... Anything you say can be used in a court of law." Kenny finished reading off the Miranda Rights as he finished handcuffing a man who tried to steal from the South Park Mall. And by steal we mean: held the place up at gun point, stole fifty units of the latest gaming system, twelve flat screen TVs and a dozen other highly expensive items, his partner dealing with the man's accomplices
"I can't believe that people actually do this. This game is WELL out of date." Morgan commented
"It is a rare game." He said simply "Plus they go to an area that didn't get many of these and sell them for super cheap."
"Big bucks for an old game. Get in the car." Morgan ordered
"Games go big these days in certain circles." Kenny explained
He got into the car and started the engine, waiting for Morgan to get into the other side
"Think we'll have to write this up?" Morgan asked strapping in.
"Of course we do." He nodded
*With Clara and Kyle*
"Are you sure you're not needed at the office?" Clara asked as Cat played with her Fazbear friends.
"It's just filming. I don't need to do anything. Plus, after reading the script, I doubt they would WANT me there." Kyle smiled
"Bonnie." Cat smiled hugging the plush toy.
"...Still it's kind of worrying. We've all seen Five Nights 4." Kyle deadpanned
"But she loves them, so they wouldn't go after her." Clara laughed
"True." Kyle sighed...but quickly glanced at the toys, knowing their darker incarnation's history. 'I'm watching you.' Kyle thought
*with Avril and Wendy*
"This suits fucking tight." Avril grunted, zipping up her tight black rubber suit for the sex scene "I get skin tights sexy but still."
"I think it suits you." Wendy teased as her belly seemed to distend showing early signs of pregnancy
"Thanks." Avril smiled, staring at Wendy in her skin tight orange leather outfit as she calmed her nerve's "Ready?"
"As long as I'm with you." Wendy smiled holding Avril's hand.
"Let's to." Avril nodded, kissing her wife before they went on set
As they entered the stage they were welcomed by the two actors who'd be sleeping with them for the scene.
One was a tall muscular black man who had been painted green wearing the traditional Beast Boy outfit of a white sleeveless bodysuit with purple stripes down his sides and black boots but with an alteration of a Velcro patch over his crotch. The other one was a girl with pale skin who had dyed purple hair and purple contacts wearing a black legless leotard and blue heeled boots with a good belt made of circular red gems and a heavy dark blue cloak with a hood clasped around bed shoulders
"Hi there Madams." the black man politely spoke
"Hello there." the girl responded in kind.
"Hey Gordon, Betty." Avril nodded. The group had already filmed all the normal scenes with Light and Vixen, they left the sex scene till the end. And it was clear that NONE of them enjoyed the script. They adlibbed and improvised as much as they could, improving it
"Okay places everyone!" the director spoke announcing to the actors.
"...Want to go for a drink afterwards? No alcohol since we're on the clock." Wendy offered
"Ten seconds!" the director proclaimed
"Sure." Betty nodded
"We need it after this crap." Gordon groaned as the four speeding to the set, which was a training room
"Wish I could." Wendy sighed
"We'll get drunk OUR way. Promise." Avril smiled
"Places people!" The director called, the three girls pushing against Beast Boy
"The real Beast Boy will NEVER be this lucky." Avril teased making the others chuckle and gave an authentic smile to Gordon.
As the four embraced in a four-way passionate embrace; Avril and Wendy, or rather Light and Vixen, kissed passionately as Betty and Gordon, or Raven and Beast Boy, passionately swapped spit before BB broke the kiss and began to bite her neck softly
"Ready for some loving?" BB asked as seductively as possible.
"Sure you naughty boy." Vixen teased
"I'll fuck you, you annoying ass." Raven smiled
"Trust me...You're gonna love this." BB smiled groping Raven's and Light's asses
The three fell to their knees in front of him for the first next part
"Good. Good." The director urged
"I bet you're all talk...Garfield..." Vixen teased
"No way Boss Lady!" BB grinned, his cock emerging. It was eight or nine inches long and three inches wide, and like the rest of Gordon's body if was temporarily dyed green
"Oh my god..." Avril was taken aback seeing his massive cock.
What, with her... Smaller size... And the fact the average dildo she and her lovers used was six to seven inches; she didn't know what to do
Gordon saw the shock on Avril's face and thought to change the script a little bit making it easier for Avril. "Hey Boss Lady, let's show them how to handle THIS BEAST."
"Sure. Japanese guys are on the smaller side, so she must never have seen one so big." Vixen nodded, grasping the cock with one hand "Raven, some help please."
"Sure...don't be surprised if I show you up." Raven answered
"Please. Viper Jaw lets me swallow ANYTHING." Vixen smirked as her manicured nails gliding up and down the cock as she and Raven kissed the head together, their tongues bathing it in spit and playing with each other
Avril was still a bit in awe seeing this big cock...and being honest she felt a bit emasculated...but she had to work on this film!
Plus she was a girl and it was kinda hot. Taking a deep breath Light sealed her rubber gloved hand around BB's cock, her fingers interlocking with Vixen's, as she leaned down and began to lick the sides of his cock while Vixen and Raven dealt with the head
"Oh fuck!" BB groaned
"Yes! Yes that's it!" The director cheered lightly, grinning perversely
'I-I never thought I'd be sucking a cock THIS big!' Avril and Wendy collectively thought.
'Or a guys.' Avril added, noting the warms under her tongue and how different it felt and smelt compared to the plastic/rubber dildos
"Come on, suck louder! Sexier moans!" The director ordered lightly
As the actors were rolling their eyes; Raven, Light and Vixen were moaning louder as per their instructions, Raven deepening her sucking on BB's cock.
She began to bob her head, Light leaning down and taking a ball into her mouth before sucking. Vixen ran her hands over Light's body, throwing said girls cape away
"This is getting good." the director said keeping his eyes on the prize.
"Vixen..." Light moaned softly as she gazed into Vixen's eyes
"Yes Doctor?" Vixen smiled, Raven now deep-throating BB's green cock
"F-Fuck me..." Light answered passionately.
Vixen smiled, kissing her hungrily
"Improvising, nice." the director whispered as Dr Light hungered back to Vixen and her cocklet was becoming erect.
Her cocklit pushed against her rubber suit. Vixen's fingers sliding through the slit at Light's crotch and took said cocklit out of the slit, freeing it
"It's cute..." Vixen teased rubbing it gently.
Light blushed, moaning, as Raven pulled back from BB's cock gasping
"Ready to fuck Rae?" BB asked
"Sure." Raven smirked. She moved the bottom of her leotard to the side, revealing her pussy
"Tight." BB smiled as he began to tease it.
"V-Vixen...I-I want you! NOW!" Light moaned pleasurably kissing her wife in costume.
"Hmmmmm." Vixen smiled, aiming the small cock to her pussy "How about you fuck a tight viper pussy." She adlibbed, pushing her hips onto Light's cock
"Hnnmm...Y-You're so TIGHT!" Light moaned as they haven't had sex in a while.
"Thank you." She smiled, and started bouncing up and down
"Oh fuck Garfield! Fuck me with your horse cock!" Rae moaned
"Good thing I transformed it then." BB joked as he continued to thrust within Rae's pussy.
"Yea, yea, just like that!" The director changed "Now: Light, Raven. Kiss!"
"Come here Pretty Bird." Light moaned as she passionately kissed Raven, swapping spit while they were fucking and being fucked by their respective partners.
Raven moaned, Light running her rubber gloves hand through Raven's purple hair
'S-So fucking hot!' Vixen moaned as she played with her tits while seeing her wife making out with another woman.
"R-Rae!" BB moaned as he was about to cum in Rae's pussy.
"No." She frowned "Cum on my ass."
"Oh shit!" BB pulled out and sprayed his seed onto Raven's ass.
"L-Light!" Vixen moaned as she played with her tits, ready to cum at a moment's notice.
Vixen pulled off, cum flying into her pussy
'S-So good...' Light moaned as her cocklet slipped out of her wife's pussy.
"Come on, keep going!" The director snapped
"I... Hope you're not done Green Boy." Vixen smiled, sitting on Raven's face so she would lick the cum off her pussy and eat her out
"N-No way." BB answered rubbing his cock
"Good." The director urged
"L-Let me try...Her ass..." Light moaned staring at Raven's firm posterior.
"What a naughty teacher." Raven grinned
"Not a teacher...A DOCTOR." Light answered rubbing her cocklet. 'I...I'm gonna fuck another woman besides my wife and Melody...'
"Then fuck my ass." Raven grinned, eating out Vixen
As Light approached Raven's exposed ass, she rubbed her cocklet hoping not to fail the scene.
Taking a deep breath, she slid into the girls ass
"AH...Hmm...S-So good..." Raven moaned, though not as pussy shattering as Gordon's 8 inch monster but...it was a nice reprieve and luckily they weren't doing multiple scenes.
"Come on little birdy." Vixen pouted, rubbing her pussy against Raven's mouth
"With pleasure..." Raven answered and began to lap up Vixen's cum filled pussy while BB was getting hard again.
"Wow." He muttered
"Fill her...now!" the director ordered lightly
"G-God...S-So tight!" Light moaned feeling the tightness of Raven's ass.
But she gasped as she felt something rub between her own ass-cheeks
"B-Beast Boy..." Light moaned slowly turning her head seeing Beast Boy's cock laying there.
"I'm sorry." Gordon mouthed away from the cameras "What? It looked lonely." He joked back in character, smirking
"D-Don't...Tease..." Light whimpered but tried to stay in character
"Okay." He nodded, sliding his cock into her tight ass
"HNN! F-FUCK!" Avril became hard again within Raven's ass
"Y-You got bigger!" Raven moaned as she tongued Vixen's pussy almost drinking the cum from her cunt.
'The fuck?' Avril thought
"Y-You're tight Doc!" BB moaned as his eight inch cock thrust within her ass.
"G-God!" Dr Light moaned as she felt her cocklet pulse within Raven's ass.
"You two are so sexy." Vixen moaned, pushing Raven's face into her crotch
"Remember, cum on all of their faces!" The director snapped
'Sh-Shut up you perv!' they all thought
'D-Damn it!' BB thought as he was gonna cum again.
Feeling the pulsing in her ass had become too much and with a grunt she came in Raven's ass
"Come on girls... I have a great gift for you." BB grunted as he pulled out.
The three girls turned to see BB rubbing his cock and as he came, his cum landed on their faces like snowflakes.
They made sure to moan loudly as the warn sperm covered their faces, the three licking it off each other and kissing as they swapped the cum with each other
"A...nd CUT! Perfect!" the director called out.
Avril hummed, sweeping the salty liquid in her mouth before swallowing
"Glad that's over." They sighed collectively
"Alright, thank you everyone. You can go have your break and a shower." The director ordred
"Good." Avril smiled quickly grabbing Wendy and pulling her towards their trailer...Yes they have a shared trailer.
"That was super-hot by this way!" The director called
*With Avril and Wendy*
W-Why're we going here?" Wendy asked
"Th-This!" Avril answered kissing Wendy passionately while her cocklet seemed to have grown to six inches in length.
"The... The hell?!" Wendy gasped "W... Your cock DOUBLED in size!"
"I-I know...D-Does it worry you?" Avril blushed
"A bit; since cocks aren't supposed to do that."
"Maybe it's my: you-know-what?" Avril suggested
"That'd make sense." Wendy answered
Wendy clicked her tongue a bit, still tasting Gordon's cum in her mouth
"I'm gonna need a new taste in my mouth before we fuck..." Wendy teased.
"Yea... I guess." Avril blushed, looking away
"I think...we need to test THIS baby out..." Wendy knelt down and began to lick her wife's new bigger cock.
"Oh..." Avril moaned, running her hand through Wendy's hair
"Hmm, hmm, hmm..." Wendy moaned as she continued to suck her off.
"I-I love you Mrs Testaburger..." Avril moaned
"I love you Mrs Testaburger." Wendy smiled bobbing her head up and down on her wife's now bigger cock. She was kinda worried that it wouldn't return to normal though. Since she was known for the small cock, her randomly having a six incher would make people suspicious. Okay she found the smaller one cute.
'P-Please let this be temporary!' Avril moaned as she came into Wendy's mouth.
Wendy moaned, swallowing the cum as she slid a finger into Avril's asshole
"AH! Oh god!" Avril moaned as she felt her asshole being teased "I...I want to fuck you!"
"Oh really?" Wendy smiled, putting two then three more fingers into Avril's ass "You seemed to love having that big black cock up your ass baby."
"D-Don't ju-judge me! I...I was thinking of you!" Avril moaned giving her answer
"And you loved his cum." She teased, kissing Avril as passing the last of the futa's own cum into said girls mouth while sliding Avril's cock into her pussy
"AH! I...P-Please don't tease me! I-It was just a scene!" Avril moaned as she thrust within Wendy's pussy.
"Maybe we should let a guy join in on our scenes more often then, if you liked it that much." Wendy smiled with a soft moan "Maybe Black Widow 2099 and Jubilee can have a threesome with Nick Fury?"
"I...I don't know...I-I love you and Melody!" Avril moaned giving her answer
"So? Doesn't mean we can't have fun." Wendy smiled, kissing her
"I...I don't want to be shared unless it's with you or Melody!" Avril panted passionately kissing Wendy in response.
"We aren't sharing, were letting someone else come in every now and again for something different." Wendy speed up
"I...I dunno!" Avril moaned as she wanted to just focus on filling her wife with her cum.
"Okay." Wendy smiled
"Ah, ah, AH!" Avril moaned as she came within Wendy's pregnant cunt.
"S-So good..." Wendy smiled as Avril pulled out revealing a three inch cockle
"Wow... It DID shrink." Wendy chuckled
"S-So sleepy..." Avril drooled a little and fell to sleep on Wendy's breasts.
*With Kyle and Clara*
"She's so beautiful." Kyle smiled
"She's already learning to read." Clara smiled holding one of Cat's books
"Oh yeah? What?" Kyle asked
"The complete works of Shakespeare." Clara answered
"... Haha." He said sarcastically
"The Hungry Caterpillar." Clara answered
"You're such a clown." Kyle joked.
"Yes I am." She laughed
"How's your day been?" Kyle asked kindly as he hugged her.
"Great." Clara smiled
"I'm sorry I haven't been home more often." Kyle apologised
"No, no, its fine." Clara smiled
"I don't want to be one of those dads who know nothing about his family and only comes home after months away; you know?" Kyle admitted.
"But you aren't even close to that." She smiled
"Daddy." Cat crawled to her father holding her Bonnie toy.
"Hey little Cat." Kyle picked up his daughter with a loving smile.
"You have fun with Mommy?"
"Yeah, mommy's teaching me to read. My friends like reading too." Cat smiled
"Err...your friends?" Kyle asked in worry.
"Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy and Golden Freddy." Cat smiled
"O... Oh." Kyle nodded nervously "Say... What are your friends like?"
"Bonnie likes veggies, Chica likes books, Foxy likes cartoons, Freddy likes music and Golden Freddy likes playing hide and seek." Cat answered innocently. "Why?"
"Oh... Nothing." Kyle said, standing up
"Okay. Oh...they're missing us. Come on daddy, read with us." Cat asked her father cutely and innocently.
"... Okay." Kyle said nervously
"Want me to come with you?" Clara asked in a jokey fashion
"Please." Kyle whispered as they walked inside their daughter's room.
And... It was full of FNAF memorabilia
"What...on...earth...?" Kyle's eyes almost popped out of his head. "Where did all this stuff come from?"
"Friends...Family...Why?" Clara answered
"See daddy. We're reading about Hamlet." Cat spoke trying to pick up her book
"Ha, ha." Kyle shook his head. 'I am so worried about the future with all this FNAF stuff.'
*Time Skip*
Wendy screamed in agony, crushing Avril's hand
"Ah, ah!" Avril responded as she felt her hand being bent by her wife.
"Good job Mrs Testaburger, just a few more pushes." the doctor spoke
"Y... You can do it." Avril muttered, feeling like her hand was gonna become dust
"It-it's too hard!" Wendy screamed as she felt her entire body screaming in pain
"You can do it! I know you can!" Avril said despite her own pain
"AHHH!" Wendy screamed then was followed by a smaller wail.
"One more push! Come on!" Avril smiled in pain seeing their child.
"You can do it!"
"WAH!" the child cried as it slid from Wendy's vagina
"It's a boy!" The Doctor smiled
"A-A boy?" Wendy panted with tears streaming down her eyes.
"Yes." She nodded, smiling
"Here you go..." The doctor handed over the baby boy to his mothers.
"H... Hello son." Wendy whispered, holding the baby close "I'm your Mommy."
The baby boy looked up and with a toothless smile giggled seeing his two mothers. "Hi baby..." Avril smiled as well tearing up.
"He's beautiful." Wendy smiled
"I know..." Avril kissed Wendy and saw their baby fall to sleep
"Just wait till Melody sees him." Wendy giggled.
"He IS beautiful." Said woman smiled, walking in with a baby girl in her arms
"Melody...!" they smiled and spoke gently as not to wake the babies.
"Sorry I'm late." Melody whispered "Finishing off paper work."
"It's alright." Avril and Wendy understood.
*Time Skip*
Kenny and Izzy where lying in bed, enjoying their day off
"Wow...you've been held back." Izzy smiled
"Well you know...How's the baby?" Kenny asked sighing lightly.
"We're both fine." She smiled
"You know...When I first met you, I thought you were hot." Kenny smiled
"Really?" Izzy sighed knowing the answer
"Now...you're more than amazing." Kenny continued
Izzy's eyes widened a bit, before she smiled lovingly
"Think we'll make it Ken?" Izzy asked
"We made it this far. We'll go the distance." Kenny kissed her.
"What is this, Hercules?" She chuckled
"Well...I DO have higher strength and stamina than a normal human." Kenny chuckled
"As do I." She smiled
"...One more round?" Kenny smiled
"No. I can't feel my legs." Izzy smiled
"Okay...Boy or girl?" Kenny asked
"Who cares..." Izzy smiled sighing happily.
"... Yea, you're right." He smiled
'Do you love me too Kenny?' Lilith pouted
"Yes Lilith." He smiled, kissing Izzy's forehead
"Hmm..." Izzy and Lilith sighed happily
Kenny's phone rang and he groaned "Oh man...I'm sorry." he apologised.
"Hello?" He asked, answering it
"Kenny we need you down here!" Morgan quickly shouted
"Whoa; Morgan what's up?" Kenny jerked up
"We've got a big bust coming up and we need all hands on deck!" Morgan answered
"But it's my day off!" He groaned
"I know but it's a drug bust and there's armed guys!" Morgan responded as voices crescendoed behind him "We need you Ken!"
"... Fine." He sighed "On my way."
"Big job Ken?" Izzy asked
"Yeah...I want to stay here but...It's too important." Kenny sighed looking into Izzy's eyes
Izzy kissed Kenny on his lips "Go. Save the world."
"Thanks." He smiled
*Time Skip*
It was the first day of school for Jason, Wendy's and Avril's son, he looked almost like Avril did back in her old life: messy black hair, blue eyes, a brown jacket and blue jeans. He was nervous be he knew his older sister was there to look out for him
"You ready Son?" Avril asked as they waited outside the school, the family just outside the gate
"Um...I'm scared..." Jason answered honestly.
"Don't worry, it's okay. We all got scared when we first went to school." Wendy answered
"Go on, go make friends." Avril smiled
"O-Okay..." Jason answered as he held his backpack close and walked to the playground that was currently filled with children
After a minute he bumped into fat kid wearing a brown coat and red gloves
"Oof!" Jason grunted as he hit the floor
"Watch where you're going faggot." The kid snapped
"S... So..." Jason started but was interrupted by a girl
"Leave him alone fatty! You bumped into him!" A girl with curly red hair and freckles wearing an orange coat and green pants snapped in defence of Jason
"Whatever slut." the fat kid shrugged it off and WADDLED off.
"Th-Thanks." Jason was pulled up by the girl
"No problem. I've got to look out for family of friends." the girl smiled
"C-Cousin Catelyn?" Jason double took.
"Yeah." Catelyn responded
Jason grinned and hugged her
"It's good seeing you too." Catelyn smiled hugging him back.
Now the reason Jason called Catelyn his "cousin" is because they grew up together and their parents being good friends they call the others as "Aunt, Uncle and Cousin".
Avril and Wendy where smiling widely from outside the gate, having seen the entire exchange
"Remind you of anyone?" Wendy asked
"Reminds me of me and Kyle from years ago..." Avril smiled
"Hey!" a young voice called out
"Kyle." Avril smiled as she turned to her best friend
"Dropped Jason off for his first day?" Clara asked
"Yeah. Great seeing you two. Cat kicked butt out there." Wendy and Avril spoke after hugging their friends
"Really?" Kyle asked sounding unsurprised "That's our girl."
"Any idea where Kenny and Izzy are?" Clara asked
"Not really." Avril answered "And Cat scared a mini Cartman."
"That's our girl." Kyle smiled
"Hey you guys." Kenny's voice resonated.
"Kenny." Kyle and Avril waved back.
Kenny walked up to him, a four year old girl wearing an oversized pink parka holding his hand
"And who's this little angel?" Wendy teased
The girl whimpered, hiding behind Kenny with her hood up and tied tightly over her face
"It's alright Sansa. It's just Aunties Avril, Wendy, Clara and Uncle Kyle." Kyle comforted her.
"H... Hi." Sansa muttered, her voice mumbled through her parka
"Hello." they waved slowly as not to scare Sansa.
The girl slowly walked towards them, clearly being shy
"H... Hello." She muttered
"Hi there. Ready for your first day?" Wendy asked kindly
"Hmm..." Sansa hid in her parka and slipped behind her father
"Come on Sansa, your cousins are already in there waiting for you." Kenny urged
"O-okay..." Sansa nodded and walked off slowly to find them. "You'll be back soon?"
"I promise." Kenny nodded with a smile to reassure her "I will be right here at the end of the day."
Sansa quickly hugged him and whispered "Thank you." Then went to find her cousins.
"She'll be fine, she's your daughter." Avril smiled
"I know...want to head over to home for a coffee?" Kenny asked
"Sure." Kyle nodded
It was time for the new generation to take up the mantle of The Gang. Jason, Sansa and Catelyn; they would have their own adventures in their own time. But for now let's focus on some of those from the Last Generation:
Avril, Wendy and Melody still work together happily with their children Jason and Felicity, they are currently the top selling modelling company with professional adult video's in America with a Net-worth more than Bill Gates. Jason and Felicity are enjoying their growing up together and are finding their adventures numerous. The parents still have a happy sex life.
Kyle and Clara still live in South Park with their daughter Catelyn, Clara's now a teacher at South Park U and Kyle is Top Dog in the Agency business teaching the young-bloods about the business. Catelyn's still a FNAF fan...Her father is still waiting for the FNAF things to attack. Kyle and Clara have a moderately good sex life despite their time consuming jobs.
Kenny has risen to the rank of sergeant and now runs South Park Police. Izzy owns a successful comic store. Sansa has learned to tap into her Half-Blood powers and is learning not to be afraid. Kenny and Izzy still have their "Demon Sex Sessions"
Jimmy has become South Park's most iconic, if not ONLY comedian, he is currently sold out at his third world tour.
Tweek and Craig are still sleeping with each other and girls, they're currently employed by Willow Models.
Timmy has published a series of books becoming a world best seller on philosophies, poetry and deep thought.
Butter's went back to his old trade rejoining Butter's Kissing Company, he's got over three thousand different loyal employee's with housing benefits and connections to the underworld...his fifth prostitution case is coming up.
Eric Cartman never left hell and is currently being tortured by Scott Tennorman faced hell-hounds, STD infected Snookie's and various other embodiments of his fear and prejudices.
Shelly Marsh became a powerhouse in the Ultimate Fighter's circuit Women's Division; she's going for her third title reclaim.
And now... We come to a church on a beautiful day
"I now pronounce you Husband and Wife. You may kiss the bride." the priest spoke kindly as a twenty year old Jason revealed his blushing bride's face
Catelyn Broflovski, now Catelyn Testaburger, smiled happily in joy before she kissed Jason making everyone cheer happily
A short while later they danced at their reception, music was playing, people were cheering; Kyle and Avril were now in-laws...it was a good day, who knew their children would end up together...but it was better than a kick to the teeth.
Right now Kyle, Avril and Kenny where sat at a table in the back of the room, smiling as their kids partied
"Who'd have ever thought our lives would have ended up like this." Avril smiled, echoing a conversation they had long ago
"I thought it'd last forever." Kyle chuckled
"To family." Kenny raised a glass
"To family." Kyle and Avril toasted with their in-law family.
The end
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