ENTRY 33: SLOWPOKE EVOLUTIONARY LINE
SLOWPOKE:
Slowpoke, as it resides in the Dopey category you wonder, 'this fatass should be in the retarded category'. The stats are strangely decent in the HP, attacking and defense, but dipshit in speed. The moves include: tackle, yawn (Wake up asshole), headbutt, and big yawn (I said WAKE THE FUCK UP!).
The food involves whatever it catches, if it remembers what the fuck it was doing.
The typing is water and psychic, with its weaknesses being bug, ghost, grass, dark, and electric types.
I never battled one but I'll make sure to get my weakest Pokémon out.
SLOWBRO:
The slower thing is usually dumber. This thing is faster by one, its HP and attack has risen to four, and the defense is now at a five. The moves include: Zen headbutt, amnesia (It has that already you professor cunts), big yawn, and façade.
The typing and food are the same
I've battled this once and was surprised it didn't fight like a retard. However, I took only one disruptor blast to knock it out.
MEGA SLOW BRO:
Ok, first off, you're being eaten alive without knowing, two this is actually better than the regular. The stats show the defense has jumped to an eight making it excellent in defense.
The typing is the same.
I never have battled one, but people say these things are hard to knock off.
SLOWKING:
This king needs to be toppled like the Czars. Anyways, it stats are, eh, decent. The HP, attack, and defense are at a four with speed lacking at two. The moves include: psyshock, psy bolt, anything psychic, and aftermath.
The food and typing are the same.
And on a separate note for anyone wondering what that thing is on its head, it's the real brain. However if you remove it, this thing can't remember shit and has to restart. Also it tries to understand our world problems and solves them. Solve the question where did Hilary Clinton's emails go, you over sized prick.
Never battled one.