"I dreamed about you eating that banana split while you were pregnant with D.J."

"Oh, you did?"

"Yeah. It was a great one."

"Do you dream about me when I was pregnant a lot?"

"Sometimes. I like those dreams though because they're good memories for me."

Renee smiled as she kissed Dean's cheek.

"And I dream about the babies pissing and shitting on you many days…and Daisy is still a baby so she's going to continue doing that for a while."

"Ha ha. I can't wait to potty train her." Dean took a big bite out of his waffle after he gulped down some juice. "I'm not going to lie, potty training is very fun."

"Oh, is it?"

"Yes. Being a parent can be tough but it's fun and rewarding. And that also goes for being a husband."

"I knew you'd say that." Renee climbed on top of Dean as he ate another bite of his waffle.

Dean pulled down the top of Renee's gown so he could see her boobs.

"Marvelous," he said.

"Perv."

"But you love me though, right?"

"Yes, I do."

"If you want to fuck me, you should do so in the shower."

"Touché."

"So, what's on the agenda for today?"

"I'm not sure. We have a couple of more days here so maybe today we…can…do something."

"Alright, let's drive around town and see what we find."


They drove around the town and viewed all the different shopping malls, restaurants, and activities the town had to offer. The waterboarding spot wasn't too far from their spot so that was a good thing. The water looked extremely refreshing as tons of people splashed and fell into the water with glee.

"There's a carnival over there. Want to go?"

"Sure thing."

Dean parked the truck near the entrance of the carnival then hopped out to open the door for Renee.

"If you win me a stuffed animal, I'll love you forever."

"You should already love me now."

"Oh, shut up."

Dean and Renee walked around the carnival, surveying what was all around them. They eventually came across a concession stand serving funnel cake and ordered one with whipped cream and strawberries. They then watched some carnival performers perform magic tricks with fire and swords. Dean was extremely into the show so much that Renee had managed to finish off the funnel cake quickly.

"Renee, look!" Dean pointed towards one of the performers who slowly slid a sword down her throat.

"I see!"

"We should try that at home."

"Absolutely not."

"Why not?"

"Dean!"

"I'm only kidding."

"You were sort of serious."

"Maybe I was. Maybe I wasn't." Dean spotted some random guy swinging around some nunchucks and gravitated towards him.

Renee tossed her plate and fork into a nearby trash can then hurried after her husband who was like a kid in a candy store.

"Wait, Dean!"

"Hey there, partner," the man with the nunchucks said to Dean.

"Can I try them out?"

"Sure thing. Let me give you a demonstration first."

Dean started intently at the man who was teaching how to properly use the nunchucks without hitting himself in the face. The man then handed the nunchucks to Dean who slowly begin to swing them around but then started going faster and faster. He had concentrated so hard on mastering the nunchucks in such a short time that he hadn't hit himself in the face once. This made Dean want to go and find some nunchucks somewhere in the city. Grabbing Renee's hand, Dean quickly played a game, won a stuffed animal for Renee, then headed straight to the truck so that he could go and find some nunchucks.

"Hey, where are we going?" Renee squeezed her stuffed bear and smiled. "And thanks for the bear."

"We are going to find some nunchucks and you're welcome." Dean pulled out of the parking lot and damn near drifted onto the road.

"Dean!"

"Sorry, wifey. But your husband needs to find some nunchucks ASAP! You have on your seatbelt so you're good."

"You are going crazy over these nunchucks."

"Well, these nunchucks are very important to me now."

"I see they are but you turn into a speed demon and disregard the traffic rules."

"I won't."

"Do you even know where you're going?"

"I spotted a random shop the very day we came here so I would hope they have some nunchucks. It says it sells everything."

From baseball cards to signed basketballs to comics, the store indeed did sell everything and it happened to have a pair of nunchucks on the shelves. Dean was happy he managed to get the last pair and walked out of the shop feeling as if he won a million bucks. As soon as he got back to the house, he started practicing with the nunchucks again. Renee couldn't complain and didn't complain as Dean had been in his sweatpants and had no shirt on. His muscles were a nice sight to see for a while as he worked diligently to become a master at the nunchucks. Sort of. He did indeed hit his face when he looked at Renee who went from smiling at him to laughing at him hysterically.


The next day, Renee and Dean finally got to waterboard and boy did they have a good time. Renee mastered the waves with no problem but it was Dean who couldn't stay on his board for too long. Whenever he would stand up straight, he would fall over again and again. Since they had made a bet about who would do better, Renee ended up winning which meant Dean had to give her a foot massage.

"Whatever," Dean said as he dried off then placed his towel in his seat.

"Don't be mad," Renee said. "Get glad."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. I already wanted to rub your feet anyway."

"Oh, did you now?"

"Oh, yeah. Rub your feet, your legs, and some other places, too."

"Perv."

"Yeah, I know I am a perv but you love me and I love you. What would you like to eat?"

"Doesn't matter."

"Here's a burger joint…let's stop here and get some good food."

"Drive-thru. I don't feel like going inside."

"Okay." Dean ordered their food then headed back to the house.


Turning on the t.v., they watched Netflix while eating their burgers and fries then ate a bowl of ice cream. Soon they fell asleep in each other's arms on the couch as the t.v. ended up watching them. When they awoke, it took them a while to figure out what year it was but they slowly got up and were about to head upstairs until Dean held onto Renee's arm to keep her from heading upstairs which made her turn around. Dean pulled her towards him then started kissing her. He ran his hands through her long, soft, and golden locks as he deepened the kiss as they sat down on the stairs.

With one hand in his hair, Renee's right hand trailed down Dean's torso and started tugging at his pants. Dean broke the kiss for a second to unzip his pants and pulled them down. After a couple of minutes of foreplay which almost ended with Dean rolling down the stairs, Renee straddled Dean and took a moment to adjust herself. Dean was happy she was wearing a sleeveless dress as he pulled it down along with her bra and caressed her breasts. Renee leaned down to kiss Dean as they made passionate love to each other on the stairs. Well, after a while they slowly made their way to the floor and Dean had ended up on top.

"Dean…damn…" Renee's toes curled up as her and Dean both had an orgasm.

Dean laid on top of Renee for a few moments to catch his breath then got up. He helped Renee up and kissed her.

"We wouldn't have been able to do that back at home. We should come back here often."

"You're right. Okay, zip up your pants before your dick gets chilly."

"And you should cover up your tits before they too get chilly."

"Oh, hush, dammit."

"Never!"


It was a bit hard to get ready to leave Lake Tahoe. However, they still had plenty of time to enjoy their honeymoon so the focus was on that. They had already hiked up a trail in the morning and were outside eating breakfast on a blanket.

"Do you want to just relax today?" Renee asked Dean.

"Yeah." Dean finished his bowl of oatmeal and sat the bowl in front of him. "I'd like to just talk…order another pizza…eat more ice cream…so relax."

"Sounds like a good plan. What do you want to talk about?"

"Anything. We can talk about anything and everything…I think we're pretty damn good at communicating with each other now."

"Yes, I think so, too. Well, let's start with the kids. You said you wanted to put them in sports or some type of after school activity."

"Destinee has thought about joining band which is a start. I don't know what in the world D.J. wants to do. The boy is so energetic that sometimes I get tired out just watching him run around the place."

"Track."

"Good idea."

"What made you move to California again?"

"I wanted to get away from the cold ass state of Ohio. I was like damn, I want to move the hell out of Ohio. Uncle Tony made sure I did as I said I would do once I left Ohio and that is why I landed the good job I have now. A good ol' friend of mine from childhood, Hank, helped me get the job I have now."

"And there's been many days I've asked you how was work and you would usually tell me that work was tiring…now, I know you like your job and it's good pay but I've always wondered why you asked me that?"

"I say it's tiring sometimes because five percent of it is but I get tired of not seeing your lovely face or the kids sometimes. And some of the people I work with can be clueless as hell so there's that. But overall, everything is good. How do you like your job at the hair salon? You still enjoying it?"

"I am. It's very nice to be able to work with hair."

"Do I get haircuts for free?"

"Hell no!"

"Oh, that's cold."

"You know I'll hook you up when it's time for you to get a haircut."

"I know you will." Dean looked away from Renee and saw the raccoon from earlier that week staring right at them. It almost looked as if the little guy was grinning at them. "There's your best friend again."

"SHIT!" Renee shrieked as she scrambled to get up from the blanket. "SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!"

Dean got up, grabbed Renee by the waist then picked her up.

"HEY RACCOON, SHE WANTS TO SAY HI TO YOU!"

"DEAN, STOP IT YOU DAMN MOTHERFUCKER!"