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Chapter 35: How Many Men Does It Take To Start A War?

Another ordinary day on the Sunny. Robin was tending to her flowers, Usopp was making up a new weapon with Chehero, Chopper, and Luffy watcing, Franky was in his workshop, Zoro training in the crow's nest, Matt stalking Luna, Nami was drawing more maps, Sanji was at the wheel, and Reese...well, he's just reading porn with Brooke in the bathroom. And Becky, she was reading yet another romance novel. Zoro looked up for once and saw an island from his seat,"Oi, there's land up ahead."

"Land?" Chehero asked.

"Adventure!" Luffy yelled, he stretched his arms on the rails.

"Wait!"

"You wanna come with me?"

"Uh..."

"Gumo Gumo no ROCKET!"

"EGADS!" Chehero screamed, she, Luffy, Chopper, and Usopp were sent flying to the mystery island.

"The fool." Nami said as she saw four dots race across the sky. "Might as well land there."

"Hai, Nami-san." Sanji said, he turned the wheel and the Sunny made her way. Luna, Matt, and Reese jumped off on the sand.

"Chehero!"

"Luffy!"

"Usopp! Chopper!"

"Listen, I'll go ahead and look for them. Becky, you stay here." Luna instructed while switching to beast point and running off into the jungle. She ran so fast, that she suddenly ran into the four people she was looking for. She screamed. Then Chehero screamed. The Chopper screamed. Then Usopp screamed. Then Luffy laughed. Then they were all screaming eventually.

"You think they're all right?" Matt asked after hearing the screams.

"Well, Sanji-kun's not going after his Luna-chan...so I guess they're fine." Nami answered, she looked at Matt. "Why aren't you going?"

"That's it, I'm going!" Sanji declaired as he ran.

"Oh no, you're not!" Matt yelled after him. He grabbed Sanji's ankle and pulled him to the ground.

"Fight! Fight! Fight!" Reese chanted as they fought in the sand. A large gray wolf appeared.

"Luna-chwan!" Sanji said, he went over to the wolf and hugged it. "Are you alright?"

"Garururururu."

"Ain't that Absalom's laugh?" Tsuki asked, pointing at the wolf, who suddenly bit Sanji's leg in anger.

"I think this isn't Luna..." Sanji said, kicking the wolf to Neverland.

"No shit." Zoro said. "You can't tell Luna and a normal wolf apart."

"...then I try to be kind to nature's animals."

"By the way you treated that thing, I highly dout that." Franky said. Luffy and the others finally came. "How'd your little adventurue go?"

"Not much, but lok what I found!" Luffy held out a slab of rock. Robin took it in her hands. "Is it cool?"

"Intresting, yes." Robin answered. "Is there any more of this?"

"Yosh." Chehero pointed towards the forest. "We saw, like, a whole freaken ruin."

"Yay! We're going back!" Luffy said, he dragged Luna and Chopper. "C'mon, adventure awaits us again!"

"I don't wanna go back there! It's scary!"

"Adventure...yeah..wheee." Luna said, unenthusiastically. "Great fun..."

"By the way, we saw gold-"

"Take me with you!" Nami said, fallowing the captain. Everyone else sighed and started to fallow. "Was there a lot of gold? How much? Is it big?"

"Yep!" Usopp lied as he started to exagerate. "And me and my men fought off horrible beasts!"

"..."

It was like that for a while as they went deeper in the jungle. Matt saw a python in the branches, then smiled. He grabbed it, then threw it at Sanji. "SNAKE!" Sanji was rolling on the ground trying to get the python off. Zoro and Matt laughed at him as Sanji struggled, he ran ahead and then disappeared. They heard a splash and a "DAMNIT MATT!" from the pissed off chef. They ran towards the sorce of Sanji's splashing. They encountered a large lake with trees. waterfalls, animals, everything. A large field was to their right, and a glorious waterfall to their left.

"Who wants to go fetch him?" Becky asked. "Nearly all of us can't swim."

Reese took off his shirt and handed it to his sister, then dove into the water. He grabbed Sanji's collar and dragged him to shore.They fallowed him from the cliff, then, Matt and Sanji's eyes met. Chehero raised her voice to avoid the two from fighting again,"Uh, this is where we landed, Robin!" Reese took his shirt back. Nami took her eyes off the two guys who were about to fight to look at the scenery, her jaw nearly dropped.

"My god, it's buetiful." Nami said.

"Right you are, lady!" Nami nearly screamed, the wolf from earlier appeared in front of her, he had a bandage on his head.

"Wolves talk?"

"Lady, this is the Grand Line, anything can happen."

"He's right." Brooke and Tsuki agreed. "Look at us, we're the undead."

"Are you four kids." he pointed his snout at the teens. "The two sons of Adam and two daughters of Eve?"

"WTF?! Are we in Narnia or something?!" Reese asked, he took out his bat and swung the wolf to Neverland. Luna kicked him into the lake.

"STOP ABUSING ANIMALS!" Luna yelled. "I HATE ANIMAL ABUSERS!"

Sanji and Matt stopped fighting, but Sanji snuck up from behind. He "accidentally" bumped into Matt, causing the band manager to fall in the lake. "Oops, I didn't see where I was going..."

"You're a dead man!" Matt started swiming. "Hey...I can swim!"

"We know that." Sanji said.

"Devil fruit users aren't supossed to swim." Robin said.

"I can!" Matt went around doing several strokes. Becky placed down her book, then ran at the water, Luna tried to hold her back, but her hand slipped off the girl's shirt. She grabbed a random vine and swung on it.

"Whoo!" she drove right in with her clothes still on.

"Oi! You might still drown." Usopp warned.

"Why dontcha come in! Water's great!" Becky said.

"I guess we'll make camp here." Franky said as he watched the kid dive underwater.

(Five Hours Later)

Well, there you have it, a regular camp site. Tent, fire, stuff and all that other crap they needed. They sat around the camp fire eating dinner of fish that was freshly caught by Sanji and Luna. Luffy jacked Luna's share of the fish, so she jumped at him with her jaws snapping in beast point. Chehero was scaring the crap out of Chopper, Usopp, Brooke, Tsuki, and Reese by telling them about Japanese horror films (you pick which film). Robin was reading one of Becky's romance novels. Franky was playing his guitar. Zoro's asleep with his back against the tree trunk. Nami had Becky sleeping in her lap. Sanji was trying to get Luffy to give back Luna's fish. Yep, a regular camp scene, oh, and the camp site was arranged the same way as it was in One Piece: Unlimited Adventure.

The same gray wolf from earlier crawled into camp. His and Luna's eyes met. She couldn't help, but get off of Luffy and bare her fangs at him. "What do you want?"

"Oi, oi, oi." he said slowly. "Gimmie a minute to say who I am!...I am-"

"I know who ya are!" Luffy exclaimed. "You're a mystery wolf!"

"No, baka!" Sanji said, kicking his head. "Who are you?"

"I was hoping you'd ask that." he chuckled. "I ate the Kae Kae no Mi.'

"We don't speak Japanese." Matt said. "Speak English."

"Change Change Fruit." Robin said, taking out another book. "Allows the user to change into anything he/she desires. Not only that, they can change anything they touch into something else. Kind of like magic."

"Cool!" Luffy exclaimed, suddenly, Matt shot the gray wolf in the head. "What the hell? I was gonna let him join our nakama!"

"Richie." Matt murmured, he shot repeatedly at the wolf until Sanji grabbed Matt's hand and held him back. "I WANNA KILL THAT BASTARD!"

"Cool down, man." Reese said. Luna switched to human point and rushed over to the wolf, who suddenly turned into human. He had long, blond hair wich was tied in a ponytail like Matt's. His gray eyes stared at Luna. Oooo, he also got a British accent.

"Hullo, love..." Richie said, giving a dashing smile at her, she blushed. "Missed me-?

"Who are you to put the moves on Luna-chan?!" Sanji roared. "Get outta here!"

"He's a foreign exchange student from London, England." Chehero explained, Becky suddenly woke up. "Ricie's Luna's dad's stableman, who takes care of the horses."

"AND! Get this...Luna's REAL boyfriend!" Luna suddenly covered her sister's mouth. "Mwah, mph, mah!"

"Don't start any problems." she hissed, Sanji stared at Luna with an OMFG expression. Luna asked,"What?"

"I need some time alone for a minute." Sanji said, he walked out of camp.

"This is what I don't get." Nami said. "Is Luna a magnet for guys or something?"

"I dunno."

"Beats me."

"No ideas."

"Nuh-uh."

"You got any?"

"What's a magnet?"

"Baka, Luffy."

"What just happened?"

"That's how it is at home."

"Every corner in the hallway, people ask for a date."

"What's up with that?"

"Ahem." Luna called out everyone's attention. "...tell me exactally how you got here, Richard."

"That's easy, love, you're in a dream world! I'm just a figment of your imagination."

"Figment, eh?" Matt said, approaching Richie. "Then why do I see a mast sticking out from behind you?"

"Mast? What mast?"

They suddenly found themselves on the Sunny. Usopp, who started to see a patern, asked,"Let's get this strait. Everytime we meet Loon's friends, we end up being on the Sunny all over again! With Raven, we got on the Merry, with Becky, we were thrown on deck, and Richie, he just placed us here! What's up with people sending us to random places?!"

"Is this one of your adventures?" Chopper asked.

"Eveytime things get interesting, it all goes away." Luffy pouted. "What with this world?"

"Did you blokes bang your head?" Richie asked. "I'm not familiar with this anime, really." Sanji was back in the picture. He snuck up from behind and tried to kick the ranchhand off his feet, but Richie pulled out a whip (Indiana Jones wannabe) and cracked it on Sanji's stomach. "You know, you can do ANYTHING here. Amazing, inn't?"

Sanji, Matt, and Richie started a fight, a dust cloud, yeah, cursing, gun shots, kicks, whips. Yep, an average fight between three guys who're fighting over a girl.

Zoro was finally awake, he saw Richie, Reese and Brooke explained what happened. Zoro asked,"So...how many men does it take to start a war?"

Hey, take a guess on Zoro's question and put the answer in your review, I command you to...