Nikolas: Suscipiat ad Fullmetal Alchemist audet Ostende de Adeptus!
Subtitles: Welcome back to the Fullmetal Alchemist Dare Show of Doom!
Lexxa: Hello, again, Doc!
Ed: I LOVE YOU, DOC!
Lexxa: More sucking up?
Ed: -nods-
Lexxa: Okay, then.
Nikolas: Nos exprimere primum audet?
Subtitles: Shall we express the first dare?
Lexxa: I believe we shall. FIRST THING!
Roy: Since you groveled so nicely, here you go. *gives Roy dark chocolate*
Roy: Yay! Omnomnomnomnomnom
Lexxa: …That reminds me of something that Nameless does to me occasionally…
Ed: What is it?
Lexxa: -sniffs Ed's shoulder- -whispering without moving head from shoulder- You smell like melted cheese… Omynomynomynomynomynomy
Ed: …
Lexxa: -moves away from Ed- You're the one who wanted to know.
Ed: …You're friends with weirdos…
Lexxa: Pretty much. Next thing!
I love you all, so I'm banishing you all to an amusement park for a day!
Armstrong: OH, THE AMUSEMENT!
Lexxa: …That's why it's called an amusement park…
Everyone: -teleports to amusement park-
Al: HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
Lexxa: Magic!
Armstrong: THAT WAS A MOST AMUSING TRICK!
Lexxa: …Yeah… GO HAVE FUN!
Everyone: -disperses into groups to go have fun-
Lexxa: …Now to stalk them.
Nikolas: Ut ego coniungere in?
Subtitles: May I join in?
Lexxa: Sure, the more the merrier! –runs off in the direction that Envy and Lust went-
Envy: How could they call me a deformed palm tree?
Lust: Get over it. I'm just happy that nothing terrible has happened to me.
Lexxa: -whispering to Nikolas- We should prank them.
Nikolas: -nods-
Lexxa: …I know!
-pasta falls from the sky-
Nikolas: …Quomodo facere quod?
Subtitles: …How did you do that?
Lexxa: Magic. Come on, let's see what Roy and Camilla are doing! –runs off to find Roy and Camilla- -stops by tunnel of love where Roy and Camilla are- …Really? Now all they need to do is get married…
Nikolas: Non dant eis ideam.
Subtitles: Don't give them any ideas.
Lexxa: …Good thinking. Well, I think that everyone's had enough fun.
Everyone: -fall into usual room-
Ed: …What just happened?
Lexxa: The magic of fanfiction. Continuing!
Winry and Mei: You guys get to obsess over whatever you want, and no one can stop you!
Winry: USUK! USUK!
Mei: Alphonse… -stares at Al-
Al: …Shit.
Winry: USUK! USUK!
Lexxa: And now we're done!
Winry: USUK! USUK!
Lexxa: …Yeah… USUK… Well, anyway… Review!
Winry: USUK!
Ed: Don't bring that shit on here, too.
Winry: USUK! USUK!
Al: God, save us all…
Granny Pinako: I thought you boys didn't believe in God.
Ed: Doesn't mean that he can't save us!
Winry: USUK!
Roy: Okay, to whoever's been commenting on my thread, quit it.
Ed: What are they saying?
Roy: They're…calling me Flaming Pony…
Ed: …
Lexxa: Roy, suck it up.
Al: I thought that this was for us only!
Lexxa: I pop in once in a while. Sue me.
Ed: I'm too scared to.