Disclaimer: My name is not Stephenie Meyer.

Author's Note: bawls IT'S OVER! This is the last one! It's so sad! sniffles OK, here are the lucky winners of the prank contest:

Eville Dragoness: "See" Carlisle doing something horrible and tell him that you can't tell him because it was too horrible.

romance in the rain: Lock him in the closet with Lauren and Jessica haaaa seven minutes in heaven (that's from Lennon Drop).

edwardXD who had so many to choose from: Ask him what he thinks is worse: eating a full chocolate fudge/ice cream cake, or watching a whole season of petty reality tv shows (don't tell him he actually has to do them until after he picks).

Those are the lucky pranks I picked. So enjoy the sniffle last sniffle prank bawls again.

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Prank 50: In general...

I smiled at the computer and typed my reply:

Thanks for the pranks, Lennon Drop, and don't forget to thank your readers for me!

I switched off the screen and turned to the crowd of people standing behind me. "OK, people, we need to make this go out with a bang! This is the last prank on Carlisle Cullen, we have to make this work!"I saw nodding heads, it felt good to rally the troops. "Now, Lauren, Jessica, Nurse Barker, and Sam: I need you to go and hide in Carlisle's closet. We're going to do something to the effect of 'seven minutes in heaven', OK?"

Lauren, Jessica, and Sam smiled. "OK," they walked off in the direction of Carlisle's closet looking like they were already in heaven.

I rolled my eyes. "Esme and Emily, I need you to go make a giant full chocolate/fudge ice cream cake. Make sure it's dripping frosting!" They nodded and walked off.

"What about us?" asked Jacob.

I thought for a moment. "Go trash his office, please." They walked off with huge grins on their faces. I had made their day.

"Jenni, I need you to go and buy me an entire season of Days of Our Lives or All My Children, just make it something petty and sappy like that, OK?"

Jenni smiled. "Shall do!"

I dismissed the rest of my followers (Bella, Edward, Jasper, Emmett, and Rosalie) to make mischief in whatever ways suited them. Then I walked up stairs to the art room. Carlisle was busy sketching some plant or other when I walked in.



"Hi, Carlisle, how are you doing today?"

He glanced up from his drawing. "Alice, the last thing that you want to know when you ask 'how are you today' is how am I."

I blinked. "OK, then... I just wanted to tell you that..." I trailed off in mid-sentence and tried to look like I was having a vision.

Carlisle looked up again. "Alice?"

"Oh, sorry, Carlisle, I just had a vision with you in it."

"Really, what was it?"

I gulped like I was trying to hold back tears. Or maybe a psychotic fit. "I don't really want to tell you because it's so horrible!" Wow, I didn't know I could talk that fast...

Carlisle raised an eyebrow. "Really, that's nice."

"Oh, and Esme wants you in the closet," I said, wiggling my eyebrows. "If you know what I mean."

Carlisle's face lit up like some little kid at Christmas time. He ran out of the room as fast as he could. A few moments later I heard Carlisle scream and I yelled. "OH YEAH! That was what I saw in my vision!"

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Carlisle was rather scarred to find five girls in his closet. All of them having one thing on their minds. He was currently curled up in a ball in a corner, sucking his thumb.

I walked up to him slowly. "Uh... Carlisle?"

His head shot up and he tried to talk through his thumb. "But are bou boin' bere? Are bou boing bo torture bme bmore?"

"Um, no. I just wanted to ask you a question."

"But is bit?"

"I'd like to ask you which of these is worse."

He looked at me cautiously. "Bo on."

"Which is worse: eating a full chocolate fudge/ice cream cake or watching an entire season of petty TV shows?"

He thought for a moment, then stopped sucking his thumb. "The petty TV shows."

24 hours later...

"You didn't tell me that I had to do what I picked," he yelled. "You COULD HAVE TOLD ME!"

I smiled sheepishly. "Come on, it was just a joke! How was I supposed to know that Days of Our Lives had unpleasant memories for you?"


"Well... I never told anyone, so it would be rather hard for you to know."

I rolled my eyes. "Exactly."

He shivered. "Never hoped to experience that much TV in one sitting. That was even worse than the time you made me watch The Lord of The Rings with you, straight!"

I smiled. "Well there's always All My Children."

"What?"

"Oh, didn't I tell you? I had Jenni pick up All My Children too. So we can watch that now!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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Author's Note: sniffles Well, that was the end of 50 Pranks on Carlisle Cullen.

These are the acknowledgements:

Dr. Cullen: Thanks for letting me use your name for the leader of The Official Carlisle Fan Club

NerdyGuRu2: To my bff for helping me choose which was really worse: the cake or the TV shows.

EvilleDragoness, romance in the rain, edwardXD: Thanks for the last three pranks guys, Alice thanks you too.

Kasey Elizabeth: Thanks for the idea, I think I'll use it. the idea: write a oneshot about Carlisle's therapy session

I have around 20 votes for the vampire cat, so he is coming back. He also needs a name, any ideas?

And one last HUGE thanks to the reviewers. The ones who told me when I spelled things wrong, when things were totally illogical always, and when Alice and I made them laugh a lot. Thanks to you, reviewers!

Goodbye, Farewell, Amen.

Lennon Drop