"Oh I am SO uploading this to YouTube tomorrow, blondie" Chris got out between laughs.

"Go ahead, Canadian. I don't care. I love my Juniorcakes" Amy said as she pinched Ted's cheeks.

Ted smiled at his favorite diva and all around best friend. Sure Cody was one of his best friends too, but it was different with Amy. He really did love her. He was starting to think that he may be IN LOVE with her. She was pretty much perfect and there was no doubt in his mind that she was gorgeous. He always missed her whenever she wasn't around and thought about her. He knew he could never live without his wifeycakes. And he surely wished he could hook up with her again. Damn Randy he thought. If it wasn't for him, I could totally get her. I know I could. My wifey loves me!

"What are you thinking about, Juniorkins?" Amy asked him.

"Just what you look like naked, wifey" Ted smiled.

"Oh god. Sorry I asked" Amy snickered. "I'll leave you to your perverted thoughts."

"Hey if I recall YOU put the moves on ME, wifey."

"And YOU didn't resist, Junior!"

"Do I look like I have stupid written across my forehead wifey? Explain to me why I would resist you."

"I have no idea why you would, Junior. After all, I am so very ravishing!"

"I know. And I'm simply…PRICELESS!"

"Yes I know. But I can still see your fat ass from space, hubby!"

"My ass is not fat."

"Yes it is."

"Is not."

"Is too."

"You guys are idiots" Chris snickered. "You're always bantering!"

"It's because we love each other. Right Junior?"

"You know it, wifey."

If you only loved me the way I love you Ted thought to himself. I'd make you the happiest chick in the world.

"Alright I need to take this shot and work on this Jack and Coke" Amy said enthusiastically. "Drinkin' time, boys!"

Amy grabbed the shot and downed it quite fast. She picked up her Jack and Coke right after and starting chugging it.

"Go wifey go!" Ted screamed.

Amy kept on chugging and, thanks to Ted's cheering and words of encouragement, finished the Jack and Coke quite easily.

"Woooooooooooooooo" Amy screeched. "That was some good stuff right there!"

"You're an animal, bestie" Dave said proudly.

"A total legend" Randy smirked.

Matt just sat back quietly with a smile on his facing, watching Amy interact with her crew. He knew to get in good with Amy, he'd have to become friends with her boys. He figured there was no way in hell Randy would ever be his friend. After all, they were both going after the same girl. But he knew he'd score major points with Amy by winning over her two best friends.

"So what does everyone want? My treat" Matt stated.

As if on cue, Amy and Ted both said "Jack and Cokes" at the same time and started laughing.

"Our chemistry is undeniable, wifey" Ted sighed. "Let's elope."

"No Junior. I want a big wedding. You better start saving your money" Amy laughed.

"Ah crap. I should've figured there was at least ONE womanly thing about you. How much are we talking wifey?" Ted questioned.

"I'd say in the 50 grand range. I want a big outdoor wedding and a GIGANTIC Jack Daniels fountain! Kinda like one of those chocolate fountains people get" Amy replied.

"We're made for each other wifey, I swear. I hella love you."

"Oh I hella love you too, Juniorkins."

The rest of the boys ordered Guinness, except Chris. He ordered a Molson Dry. Amy looked at him in total confusion.

"What the hell is that crap you ordered?" Amy asked.

"Canadian beer. Duh blondie DUH!" Chris stated. "And it's good too."

"Pfft screw that. It's all about PBR! It's cheap and gets me drunk fast!"

"Eww blondie! How can you drink that white trash bullshit?"

"Because it is GOOD Canadian. You just have to get used to it. It's an acquired taste, kinda like you" Amy smiled slyly. This comment got out a collective 'ohhhhhhhhhhh damn' from everyone else at the table and they started laughing their asses off. Even Cody was busting up at Amy's comment.

"You're such a bitch sometimes. Damn smartass" Chris muttered.

"You got it half right...I'm SMART. Don't player hate Canadian. Congratulate."

"I hereby congratulate you on being an assclown!"

"Screw you, Canadian."

"No thanks blondie. I'm a married man…WITH KIDS! How could you even say that to me?"

"Trust me, Chris. It was NOT an offer you freaking assclown."

The whole table shared a collective laugh. The night was going really well and Amy didn't think it could get any better than this. She was hanging out with her favorite guys in the world. Well except Cody. She didn't really hate him anymore, but she didn't trust him worth a damn. She questioned in her mind why Cody was being all nice all of a sudden. I bet Junior threatened to kill him Amy thought to herself. Oh that Junior of mine. What would I do without him?

"And what are YOU thinking about, wifey?"

"I was just thinking what would I do without you, Junior."

"Oh yeah? And what's that?"

"I'd pretty much die. I love you number two."

"Awwwww wifey. You're so sweet. I love you too. But are you just trying to get in my pants again? Because let me tell you, all you have to do is ask."

"How about if I demand it? Like the song says COME HERE. REMOVE YOUR GARMENTS!"

Ted started laughing uncontrollably.

"That sounds like the best song ever. We should play it at our wedding, wifey."

"Oh totally, Junior. Totally. It's called 'Pleasure Slave' you know. It's perfect for you because you are, in fact, my slave."

"You're so full of yourself wifey!"

"It's hard not to be hanging out with you, Randy, and Chris all the time. The three most conceited SOBs on the entire ROSTER. Why can't you three be more like Matt? Shy, adorable, AND humble" Amy said, gesturing towards Matt who instantly turned red and smiled.

How does she do it Matt wondered. She makes me feel so…lightheaded…and nervous…and all warm and fuzzy inside. Am I falling in love with her? Oh crap. Maybe I am!!

"Wifey I think you need another drink" Ted offered.

"I think you're right, Juniorkins. Let's go" Amy said as she stood up and extended her hand to him.

"Trying to hold my hand now too wifey? Damn you're being hella romantic tonight" he said as he put his hand in hers.

Ted felt a shiver go up his spine. Her touch, no matter how small, was amazing. Was he falling in love with his best friend, his wifeycakes? He was pretty sure he was. But what the hell could he do? She loved Randy and he loved her. He couldn't do that to Randy no matter how much he loved her. He knew he needed to talk to someone about this. He couldn't talk to Randy; he was pretty sure he'd flip out. Definitely not Chris; that guy has a HUGE mouth! Not Cody that's for sure; Amy hates his guts. And Matt...he was nuts for wifey. Only one guy was left and he knew he could talk to him…Ted decided he was going to talk to Dave. If anyone would understand, it'd be him. He knew Dave wouldn't judge him or tell anybody. He'd definitely talk to him later tonight.

"Two Jack and Cokes, please" Amy said to the bartender. Amy pulled out her wallet, but Ted gently put his hand on top of hers as she tried to pay. "Junior come on. My turn" Amy whined.

"No way, wifey. MY turn."

"Mine Junior."

"Mine wifey!"

"God damn it. You are such a stubborn, big butted ass."

"How long have you two been together?" the bartender asked. The two of them looked at the man and burst into laughter.

"Us? We're best friends. She's too much of a bitch to be my woman" Ted stated.

"And he's too much of a conceited asshole to be my man" Amy retorted.

"You two seem to mesh well, though. You'd make a great couple. In any case, here's your drinks. Thank you very much" the bartender said.

"See wifey? We're meant to be" Ted said as he draped his arm over her shoulder as they headed back to the table. She looked over at him and smiled as they continued walking together and planted a kiss on his cheek after they sat down next to each other. She loved her #2 so much it was sickening.

"God you two" Chris chuckled. "Can't you keep your hands to yourselves?"

"Junior started touching ME first" Amy explained. "He can't resist my ravishingness!"

"Wifey that is not even a word you idiot. God you're such a dumb blonde" Ted groaned.

"Hey! Blondes are not dumb" Chris proclaimed, almost offended.

"That's right, Chris. We're hella smart" Amy agreed. "I have a BS in Computer Science! What's YOUR degree in, Juniorkins?"

"You know damn well it's Business Administration, wifey. I'm a professional at administering the business and that business is YOU and ME NEKKID!"

"Oh god Junior" Amy laughed. "That was smooth as hell. You should try that line on Melina."

"And have John kill me in my sleep? No thanks. I enjoy living" Ted explained.

"Junior you know I'd never let anyone hurt you" Amy sighed dreamily. "If anyone messes with you, they'd have to deal with ME!"

"I know wifey. You're my bodyguard. And you know the best way to guard my body is…."

"Junior you're so dumb and predictable. I know. The best way to guard your body is to hold it close to me naked" Amy said with an eye roll.

"Damn wifey. You know me so well" Ted sighed.

Randy just sat there and smiled at his favorite girl and his buddy Ted. He couldn't deny their chemistry, but he kept telling himself over and over not to be jealous of Ted. He's her best friend he told himself. If I tell him to back off she'll kill me. There's no way she'd ditch him for me and I wouldn't want her to. She'd be shattered without Ted.

Damn Amy and Ted have a lot of chemistry Matt thought to himself. Maybe they really are meant to be. No Matt. Amy doesn't look at him like that! He's her best friend. Go for her Matt. Make her yours! She's the perfect woman!

"Amy I'm feeling so neglected right now" Dave said as he pursed out his lower lip. "I'm your number one you know!"

"Oh my bestie" Amy said as she put her hand on top of his across the table. "You know I love you. What would I do without my big, strong, handsome Animal?"

"You're such a kiss ass, blondie!" Chris stated.

"Hey Chris. She can kiss ass all she wants. She's my bestie" Dave stated as he smiled at her across the table. She smiled warmly back at him. My bestie she thought to herself. He's always been there for me, watching my back and giving me his big shoulder to cry on.

"Enough with the mush" Randy chuckled. "Let's drink yeah? Waitress, another round of drinks, please." The waitress came back a few minutes later with drinks for everyone. Everyone was about to drink when Amy cleared her throat.

"Randy I know you said no more mush, but I need to propose a toast" Amy stated. Randy looked over at her and smiled warmly and nodded at her.

"Well first and foremost. Bestie I love you. You've been there for me through everything that's happened and I know it's been a LOT. You're my number one and I don't know what I'd do without you. You mean the world to me and you're my best friend." Dave could feel the tears in his eyes. That was one of the sweetest things anyone had ever said to him in his life.

"Oh Junior" Amy sighed. "You crack me the hell up. Whenever I'm having a bad day, I know you'll be there to turn it into a great one. I don't regret hooking up with you and I never will. You're my number two and I'd go nuts if it wasn't for your obnoxiously flirtatious, and actually borderlining on sexual harassment, comments. I love you, fat ass." Ted flashed Amy a cheesy smirk/smile and she playfully rolled her eyes at him. "Jackass" she muttered. Amy glanced towards Chris and gave him a loving smile.

"My fav blonde" Amy sighed. "You have a huge mouth, that's for sure. But you're a great friend to me and I'd definitely consider you to be one of my closest friends. You're my favorite fellow blonde and you are in fact one sexy beast! Don't ever change who you are, either." Chris gave her a warm smile and blew her a playful kiss. Amy chuckled and shook her head at him. Amy looked over at Matt and he smiled shyly at her.

"Matt you're a great guy. You're so sweet and humble and I'm definitely not used to that, seeing as how I hang out with a bunch of jackasses" she smiled. "But seriously, you're amazing. Any girl would be lucky to have a great looking catch like you." Matt just looked over at her and sighed dreamily. It's official he told himself. I love her.

"Uhh Cody. Well. I don't know what's going to happen with us, but I hope we don't end up killing each other. And uhh….yeah…Okay." Ted could tell by the look on Amy's face that she was incredibly uncomfortable so he grabbed her hand and held it. Thank god for Junior Amy told herself.

"Randy" Amy said as she looked at him. "I know there's been a lot of drama between us. And I know sometimes I seem like a distant cold hearted bitch and I'm sorry for that. I'm sorry for my part in our drama and I promise I'll try to make my part of it subside. I don't know what's going to happen with us, but I know we'll always be friends. You know how I feel about you. And uhhhh you're totally gorgeous."

The boys all clapped as Amy took a drink of her Jack and Coke. She smiled warmly at them as she set her drink back down. I'm the luckiest girl in the world she told herself. I have the greatest guys around. Except Cody. Ugh. No Amy. Be nice. No need to be a bitch to him…yet.

Summary: Have Amy and Cody put their differences aside??? We'll have to see in the coming chapters! Let me know what you guys think of the first person POV. Who should I do the next first person POV chapter in next? Junior, Randy, or Matt? Let me know in your reviews! It won't be for a few more chapters, though.