Title: What Do You Do?
Characters/Pairing: ShiYugi (Shisui x Yugito)
Author's Note: Since they're such polar opposites, I can imagine any date between them being insanely awkward.
Dedication: Dedicated to LonelyAura.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
This'll be something to tell Itachi, Shisui decides, perversely triumphant. Pretty sure she's younger than me; ha, I don't just go for older women.
His "date" is thirteen years old even if she appears older, two years younger than Shisui's fifteen. Her long blonde hair falls down her back and she looks at him almost shyly.
"So…" Shisui trails off "…what do you do?"
"I kill people," Yugito answers shortly, going back to eating sashimi.
"Oh… Well so do I."
She's slightly warmer after this, and Shisui decides this might not be so bad.
It'll be something to tell Itachi.