LARRYBAWN VS DRDIGERTZ
CHAPTER 35
TURNABOUT FLAGS
WHAT WILL PHOTIX DO, YOU SAY?!
ILL TELL YA WHAT HE DOES!
HE DID WOKE UP!
"it was all just a dream" he shouted but sherlock was still there "god dammit"
"ok so now that granddad just spent almost a page in that nightmare lets go to the kek owens place" said ryu
they went to place but kek owens was GONE
"o right, we still have those other guys to catch" said phoenix
however cause kek owens was gone the switch to go back to normal time was there and easy to press so they hit the switch AND THEY WERE BACK IN 2016
"hey wtf, were still here" said iris
"damn u stupid phoenix u took us with u" said ryunosuke
"oops" said phoenix but just then
"HANDS IN DE AIR" shouted someone and they were INSTANTLY SURROUNDED BY THE CAPCOM POLICE!
"ryunosuke naruhodo, u bois are under arrest for being localized DGS!" shouted the please and they threw ryu susato sherlock and iris in the police car and took em to the secret prison
"SHERLOOOOOOOOOOCK" shouted phoenix
"waaaargh, teh stupid police, they are stupid STUUUUUPID poliiiice i sue dem i send them to HELL ohai guys" said johnny and then juicy joycey and minty ran to him
"phenix ur back, did u kill evil me" said ronan
"yes, but now is not de time for dat, we gotta save the real SHERLOCK HOLMES"
"O SHIT MAN" shouted juicy "sherlock holmes is a famous detective!"
"yea i know, we gotta chase the capcom police"
so they chased the capcom police across the ocean until they were back in ireland because idk
"where dey go, dis is bullshit game of hiding" said johnny
"hey look guys, theres a stone here" said minty and they read what was on the stone
"here lies chief comcap, the chief of the secret capcom police, legends say that if u make a large image of the flag of dis land in the white square over there the secret base of capcom police department and prison will be revealed"
"woah" said phoenix "ok, so we gotta make the american flag?"
"no u stupid cunt, this is ireland MY home" said ronan "we gotta make the irish flag which is orange white and green"
"but how we do that, we dont got paint" said minty
"gawd question, wat to do wat to do" jonny walked around in circles thinking out loud
"well lets tink outside the box" said phoenix and he ran across the red laser train in spirit of jesus for his turnabout
"we dont have paint to make the flag, so if we cant use paint we gotta use something else, but what..."
he selected his answer and the truth was elegently revealed to him
THE FLAG CAN BE MADE WITH RONANS STUDENTS
phoenix returned to the real world and explained the plan and then ronan came back from the school with an army of people waring orange green and white
and red
and grey
and purple
and technically orange
perfect
they got into groups by orange white and green, they decided to have the other colors be a flag pole but they didnt really care enough and some of the other colors got in other places, o well, it looks good enuff
phoenix tried getting everyone to look ireland flaggy enough it was tough he had to cross examine a bunch of poeple to get them to go to right place
eventually something lit up and something apperaed
"hey look guys its a ladder"
"no stepladder"
"WHAT"
they all fought over what it was as a ghost in a suit appeared
"greSTEPLADDERings travLADDERers my name is STEPLADDER and i LADDER to tell STEP where FUCKING are LADDER located under th FUCK YOU BITCH ITS A STEPLADDER thank u for listening"
"wtf guys shut the fuck up" said phoenix because the students were arguing so loudly and he didnt hear it "hey mr idk what did u say?"
"u should have been paying attention boi" said mr idk and he left
"NO, CATCH THAT MAN"
and then someone jumped out of the green people section, it was luigi, and he used the poltergust to catch the ghost
"thank u luigi, well interrogate him now" said phoenix but then he saw the ghost blinking red like a radar, they must be near the prison
"dont worry mr holmes well save u from crapcom!" shouted phoenix and he and the army of ireland students ran to the stairs that appeared under the stone and ran into the prison
meanwhile in the prison cleany was in his office watching phoenix solve the puzzle through security/spy cameras
he sipped his tea, he was ready to kill this man and impress kek owens so maybe he cud get pussi after this
TO BE CONTINUED