Deidara was sick.
That was all there was.
Konan entered the medic room and stopped dead in her tracks. The bed that was suppose to be holding Deidara was empty.
"Katsu, un!"
'Shit.'
She was suddenly thrown back from the explosion and sent hurtling into a wall. 'We're in trouble.'
X
Deidara sprinted out the medic room and slammed his back against a wall. Peeking around the corner, his eye narrowed.
Itachi wasn't expecting to be suddenly tackled down. "Sgt. Crow! What in kami's nam are you doing out here unarmed? Don't you know we're in the red zone, hmm?"
Deidara rolled off him and repositioned himself against the wall, "I've already taken out the guards, we need to get to the control room to summon the chopter, yeah!"
The weasel sat up and sighed, Deidara was sick. Damn.
"Alright General Boom, where do we go from here?"
The blonde glared at him, "How is it you're still alive?" He growled shaking him head, "Nevermind, our forces have been wiped out and they have our Flower held captive somewhere, hmm!"
Itachi was about to press his pressure point and knock him out, but that's when Kisame decided to stroll into the hall. "Hello-" He stopped midstep, then took a step back. "Dei's sick, ain't he?"
The Uchiha nodded, the blonde scooped a flower vase and threw it at the shark's head. "RUN!" He shouted, bolting down the hall in the opposite direction. Itachi facepalmed and along with Kisame, proceeded to chase him down.
The blonde zigzagged and did various flips and rolls, acting as if he were dodging kunai. Blood started to seep from his gut and he gripped it tightly. "I've been hit!" He shouted, drawing even more Akatsuki members out.
He weaved his way through Kakuzu's threads and dropped down low and spun around, leg out. Kakuzu fell over and slammed to the ground. By the time he sat up, Deidara was gone.
The blonde hurtled through the crowd and came eye to eye with Hidan, who was blocking the stairs. "Eat this, un!" He yelled pulling out and throwing three shurikens.
Hidan dodged them with ease, but wasn't expecting for him to slam his body, head first, into his gut; effectively making them both tumble down stairs.
Yes, when Deidara was sick, he easily out powered every Akatsuki member there.
He shot to his feet and marched away, leaving a cursing Hidan behind. His destination: The kitchen.
xXx
Kiku-chan sat across from Sasori as explosions and screams were heard upstairs. "Does he get like this everytime?" She asked.
"Yeah, you get the same way except you don't act as if you're on the battle feild." The puppet replied back sourly. "It's best if we stay down here while they access the situation."
She tilted her head, "Why?"
"Because when he's in his crazy ill world, everyone he likes, becomes enemies and everyone he hates, becomes his closest allies."
"Huh, that's weird."
"Your telling me."
They heard a loud shout, followed by thumping. Sasori sighed, "Looks like he's after me again."
"Ne?"
Then Deidara bursted into the room. His cerulen blue eyes drifted form Kiku-chan to Sasori. He spat at the puppet. "How dare you drop as low as to kidnap one of my men!" He snarled, grabbing Kiku by the wrist and yanking her into his arms. "You may have won the battle Scorpion, but you won't the war, yeah!" Then, he ran out, dragging a confused Kiku with him.
Sasori propped out an elbow and sighed once more. 'I'd help if I could, but him seeing me just seems to while him up even more.'
The puppet sat there, Deidara tried dragging Kiku upstairs, but Kisame was at the top. "Shurikens!" He shouted, diving over the couch, Kiku along with him.
Rolling over, he pressed his back to the back and held a firm hand on his gut. Kiku-chan's lower lip trembled at the amount of blood seeping out. "What this?" He said, noticing her worry, "It's nothing. I've got my flower back and that's all that matters, hmm." He said with a comforting grin.
"Th-then allow me to heal you, cho!" She stutered, as green chakra started to ooz around her hands.
Deidara nodded, "That will be very much appreciated Flower-chan. But make it fast, Sgt. Crow's coming in with the chopter any moment now!"
She nodded hastily and pressed her hands onto his stomach. She was still a beginner at medic jutsu, but better nothing right?
"Look!" He shouted, suddenly turning around and pointing as Itachi ran running towards them. Kiku-chan looked up for a moment, then went back to healing.
"Sgt. Crow boy am I relieved to see you!" He chirped, "We've retrieved our objective and is ready to leave, hmm!"
Itahci nodded and crouched down, "We'll be back to finish them off next time." Then, as fast as lightening, the crow shot out his hand and pressed down on Deidara. The blonde frowned, then slumped over.
"That is certainly an experiance I wish never to repeat." She said in a husky voice as Konan along with everyone one else came flying down.
"Alright Kisame, lift him up and follow me!" Konan ordered as Kisame gently lifted the unconscious blonde up. He was still bleeding all over, but it wasn't as bad earlier.
"So thats how he acts when sick, cho?"
"Uh-huh, didn't he ever act this way before hand?" Sasori asked, who just so happened to walk in and hear.
Kiku-chan shook her head, "Nope, he just got red in the face and wobbly."
"It's strange..." Itahci murmered, effectively gaining the attention of everyone in the room, "Everytime he's been sick here, the so called 'objective' had never been completed. At least, not until now." He glanced at Kiku, "Now I understand what he meant by flower all those times. He had been searching to save you."
"Yeah, that's all fucking heartwarming and shit," Hidan interrupted with a scowl, "But who's gonna clean all this shit up?"
'Good question.' They all thought.
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