Disclaimer: Characters still belong to Lemony Snicket…

Disclaimer: Characters still belong to Lemony Snicket…

"Kit and who?" Olaf shrieked.

"Dewey Denouement," smirked the man with a beard, but no hair.

"Dewey Denouement?"

"Dewey Denouement,"

"Dewey Denouement?!"

"Why does that make so you angry?"

"I don't know, but…oh, I'm going to kill him!"

The man with a beard but no hair laughed, "Good. Why don't you knock her off, too, while you're at it? We don't want you getting distracted by hopeless prospects, now, do we?"