From: Jojo (Guest)
Jojo:Oh man I have so many questions. I'm not sure where to start. Let's see...
Dipper: So if Mabel is older than you why are you always the one pulling or pushing her out of danger? Couldn't she do you a solid and save your cute self a few times?
Dipper: She's too Naive and trusting, so she always gets into trouble. Also, I'm not cute! *Crosses arms and pouts*
Teresa: *Snaps fingers and Dipper is suddenly wearing a lamb costume* Yeah you are Dipper.
Pacifica: I simply love the fact that you are the way you are. Just wanted to let you know.
Pacifica: Um...Thanks.
Bill: Come closer. I'd like to make a deal. I will allow you permanent access to all facets of my mind. All I ask in return is a Pine Tree boy of my very own. *extends hand* What do you say, friend?
Bill: Sorry kid, but no. This is my Pine Tree. *Crosses arms in an attempt to pout*
Teresa: *Hands asker a miniature Dipper Clone* Here. You can have this guy though.
Dipper Clone: Hey.
(Dipper fangirl for life)