Yu-Gi-Oh! owned by Kazuki Takahashi and KONAMI
Fanfiction and Characters with * by: Emerald Sonata
Yu-Gi-Oh! (Duel Monsters):
Dark Magician Girl, Alice
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'THE SHINING'
"Did you p*ss off a ghost or something!?"
"This is the public bathroom! Don't make such crude jokes!"
Odd-Eye Pendulum Dragon Girl and Jack O'Donnell encountered a new enemy. That enemy appeared right in the stall where the Dragon Girl was. It had no sense of privacy, nor understood the bounds of personal space.
It just appeared and blew up the toilet in the public bathroom with a vengeance.
"Please tell me you flushed the toilet before it blew up."
"I'll eat you."
Odd-Eye Pendulum and Jack O'Donnell were forced several paces back. The old ye faithful geyser that was once a regular toilet kept firing water everywhere (don't worry, completely new water, nothing from the sewage, God bless).
An image emerged from the rain, taking shape under the gales of water that flooded the bathroom floors.
A doll. Not the cute type.
"… Oh sh*t. Of all the Duel Monsters possible… why her."
"C-commoner! Wh-what exactly is that thing!?"
"I won't blame you… you weren't conceived when the First Generation Monsters were born."
"Don't make me smack you."
A Level 8 Dark Monster. A Fiend Monster with a Vicsious Effect Power. ATK of 2200 and DEF of 2800.
Dark Necrofear.
"ODD-EYES! SICK HER!"
"THAT'S – NOT – MY – NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!"
Odd-Eyes Pendulum Dragon Girl didn't care. She fired her gigaton Rainbow laser directly at the monster.
Her attack power was 2500. Dark Necrofear was 2200.
The victory was decided.
"BUGYAAAAH!"
"GUFFFFWOOOH!?"
Odd-Eyes Pendulum Dragon and Jack O'Donnell suddenly made weird noises… n-no, not in an erotic manner you perverts!
It's as if the wind decided to sucker punch them in the gut with the ferocity of Bruce Lee.
"TACOS!"
After making another weird noises… stop it!—The Dragon Girl and Normal Boy slammed through the doors of the public bathroom and into the lobby of a hotel (…not THAT hotel!)
"… What the h8ll happened?"
"You're the one who shot a f**king rainbow laser cannon, Odd-Eyes!"
As the two dragged themselves to their feet, Dark Necrofear quietly waltzed out of the bathroom it obliterated.
"… Wait, Dragon girl. Hold up! STOP!"
"ODD SPECTRUM!"
Once more the laser attack born from the belly of a rainbow lanced out to strike into the walking Fiend Doll. The same phenomenon occurred.
"GUBYAAH!?"
"DOGAAAN!?"
The hero and Duel monster were tossed aside like discarded tissue again.
"GOD-D*MN IT! SHE'S SET HERSELF IN DEFENSE MODE!"
"I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE BLABBERING ABOUT, COMMONER!"
Odd-Eyes Pendulum Dragon – ATK 2500.
Dark Necrofear – DEF 2800.
The math was simple.
"… We're screwed."
"OI! DON'T TURN TAIL AND RUN YOU F**KING PENDULUM LIZARD! GET BACK—Oh sh*t."
And Jack O'Donnell suddenly found himself fending off the Level 8 Fiend – lone cub.
"I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIIIIIIIIIIIS!"