Stephenie Meyer and the Uterus of Steel

by browniechadowes

Hey all, I'm back, dragging the Twilight characters kicking and screaming into the final installment of the Twilight parodies. Rated M for... well, have you read Breaking Dawn? *shudders*

37. Aro Throws Cream Puffs

Aro Throws Cream Puffs

browniechadowes: Hey, all. You have been spendiforous, and I'm loving all the reviews at the support I've gotten… however academia calls and I'm going to have to put SM&TUOS on hiatus indefinitely.

Aro: *throws cream puffs at readers*

Super Bear: Eff that noise… Ah well, more beer less torture.