FMO MEME DEVIATION: SHUT THE FUCK UP
by an awesome blossom
Heads of state who ride and wrangle who look at your face from more than one angle can cut you from their bloated budgets like sharpened knives through chicken McNuggets.
Selected results from a drabbling meme passing around on Livejournal. Rule 1: pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like; Rule 2: turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle; Rule 3: write a drabble related to each song that plays (you only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble); and Rule 4: do ten of these.
Song: "Shut the Fuck Up" by CAKE
Time: 3:59
Ganondorf & Link. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is property of Nintendo and co.
"Shut," Ganondorf begins in one lifetime as he spirals to the Sacred Realm from the force of the Rainbow Sage Club.
"The," he continues as he struggles to break free from chains binding him to the Twilight Realm.
"Fuck," he swears in another time as a little boy skull-fucks him with a blade of divine glory.
"Up," he finishes when the boy turned to teen who is the same but not runs him through with a shining sword.
Link makes a face at the King of Evil's last word as he stands motionless on the plains. And he has to ask, "What the hell is 'up'?"
"Not much, you?" Ganondorf says and dies.