Akatsuki Fundraising Idea #36
"As you can see, the house has magnificent views to the south and these doors all open to let in the cool breezes in summer."
"Ooh. Isn't that wonderful."
"And upstairs, we have more excellent views, with the large windows giving each room a light and airy atmosphere."
"I love it."
"Yes, I have a good feeling about this one."
"Well, I'll leave you alone to make your decision."
"Hey Itachi, how's it looking?"
"Any moment now."
"Hello there. Yes, we'll take it."
"Excellent. I have the paperwork right here. Just sign your names here and we can organise the payment. You're paying in cash, aren't you?"
One week later…
"Who are you and what are you doing in my house?"
"I could ask you the same thing. How did you get keys?"
"I bought this house fair and square, last week."
"You did what? This house was not for sale! What have you done to my paintings?"
Selling people's houses while they're away on holiday: Success