Me: let me get this out of the way- happy belated birthday nilla! DO THE DISCLAIMER MEWMEWPEACH!
Peach: hi! Fangirlgonesupernova owns nothing… w-where's nick?
Nick: here… *peach hugs him*
Me: aw! Cute! Roll film!
Chapter thirty-six:
The kayak shall grow. WHO SHALL JOIN ME? (this chapter shall be done differently.)
"w-what is going on?" a voice says, they open their eyes and see nothing. "Where am I?"
"Torch! Where are you?" a voice says, sounding like its coming near her.
'That must be me…' Torch thought 'oh yeah, now I remember.' "I'M OVER HERE!"
The cave's entrance I covered in chocolate, Chips, Moon, Dutch, Invadergir, and blackberry are standing in a cavern. The cave has divided up into caverns (not like that one episode at all! *cough*Pretty much like it*cough*).
"Well this sucks… hey, where is Torch?" Moon asks.
"I don't know… maybe she's in a different cavern? That's my best bet where everyone else is," Dutch says as she walks over to the wall.
"Well that's not fun! I've been here less than a day and we've lost the head hostess!" Blackberry says, looking around.
"We haven't lost her, losing her would mean we know where we are. Without her, we're stranded in another dimension, which I think is ruled by the sues, with no guide, or a map!" Invader says, plopping down, looking depressed.
"I sense she is near us, I think we can find her. Who knows, she might respond," Chips said, "Torch! Where are you?"
"I'M OVER HERE!" Torch yells, her voice coming from the wall. Moon walks over and starts tapping on the wall.
"What are you doing?" Blackberry asks.
"Checking for hollow holes in the wall, I think she's trapped in the wall somewhere." She replies, still tapping the wall.
"Good thinking moon." Dutch states, then she starts tapping on the walls and stomping her feet. The others join her in tapping on the walls searching for torch.
"So why are you stomping your feet?" Invadergir asks, punching through the wall, and pulling her hand out, it now is covered in melted chocolate, "well this isn't torch."
"She may be in the ground, lets hope she isn't, and if she is, I don't step on her face or throat,"
"I understand the neck, but why face?" Chips asks, roundhouse kicking through the wall into melted marshmallows, which covers her foot, "well this pair of shoes is ruined."
"I might break her nose. Or jab her nose into her brain," Dutch replies, she taps on the wall, reels back, then punches the wall, her hand catching on green fire. A girl with brown hair wearing green and brown armor falls out of the cave, Dutch catches her. "Well this isn't torch." The girl wakes up and looks up.
"AH!" the girl yells, jumping back. "h-huh?" she looks around. "I'M IN TOT! I REMEMBER! Where's Nick? I'LL GO FIND THE OTHERS!" she runs to find Nick and the others.
"Who was that?" Blackberry asks, stomping into the ground, her foot breaks through the chocolate and her foot falls into a pit of cello cherries, "well that isn't pleasant."
"Don't know. HEY TORCH! WHO'S THE CHICK WITH BROWN HAIR?" Dutch yells.
"NEW PERSON! HER NAME IS PEACH!" torch yells, her voice echoes off the walls, making it impossible to know where it's coming from. Suddenly the roof starts cracking. It reaches the center and makes a pattern of an eye, with a straight line through it, and two circles, one on each side of the line, about two inches away from it. It breaks and Torch falls and lands on her feet.
"Well that was interesting," she states simply, standing up, she no longer is wearing her armor. Instead she has an electric blue shirt that is sleeveless, blue shorts, a red cape, red boots, and headphones on her head with two hearts on the sides. She looks around and smirks. "So this is who I have? Good to know. We need to find the others, three people will go, the rest will stay here and wait for them to return. The cave has turned into a maze. To lead you back, leave these everywhere." She bends down and punches through the floor, then pulls out a crate full of silver rods, "they're electronic, they light up when you press the top." She points to the top of the rods, which are pointy on one end and are clear, round, and flat on the other end. "They respond to your color." She walks over to where peach left a few minutes ago and stabs two in the wall. She touches the top and one turns red and the other turns blue. "Find the others. Return here. Who wants to go?"
"Me!" invadergir, moon, and Dutch all say in perfect synch.
"Here, be careful. I don't know what they put in this cave," Torch says handing them the rods, "Remember to turn them on." They leave and she plops on the ground. "Who wants to play monopoly?"
"Looks like we're separated…" Angel says looking around the cavern she's in, "Now, what to do about those two?" she turns to Pai, who is sitting down next to Zakuro, who is still asleep.
"What can we do? If we leave we'll get lost for sure," he says, "And even if we wouldn't get lost, Zakuro still is unconscious from the chocolate rock hitting her head."
Angel turns to the entrance to the cave, outside is pure darkness. Suddenly a small green light turns on.
"What the- I'll go investigate that light. Stay here, when I find some of the other hostess I'll come back," she makes a sword appear in her hand and jabs I into the wall. "I'll be right back." She runs toward the light, leaving Zakuro and Pai in the cavern.
"Hurry and wake up Zakuro, we need to get out of here," he says, sitting next to her.
Angel runs down the hall toward the green light. She sees movement out of her eye.
"HEY! WHOSE THERE?" she yells. Randomly, she's pinned against the wall, with a sword at her throat. A green light appears in front of her.
"Its not a sue, let her go moon, Dutch," Invadergir moves the electric torch away from Angel, "Hey angel." Angel looks shocked for a second, and then realizes she found three hostesses.
"COME WITH ME!" Angel yells, as she turns and runs to where she came from.
"Well?" Dutch says, "Let's go!" they run after angel, who stops at the cavern in which she stuck the sword.
"Hey! I found some of them!" She says to Pai, who stands, and is carrying Zakuro bridal style.
"What happened to Zakuro?" moon asks.
"she was hit on the head by a falling chocolate rock, and now she's unconscious" Pai replies calmly.
"Okay, what you need to do is follow the lights to the place with red and blue lights on the entrance. That's where Torch, Chips, and Blackberry are waiting for everyone." Dutch says, "I'm sure one of them can heal Zakuro's most-likely-concussion."
"Uh… thanks?" Pai says as he starts walking toward where the others are.
"Now, where are the others?" Dutch asks, walking into the darkness.
"So… lets all go over this again. We're trapped in a chocolate cave, with no knowledge of where the others are, and you want to play games?" Kish asks, looking at Taruto.
"Yep, ever played bop?" tart says, setting up risk.
"No. how do you play?" Kish says.
"Whenever you say something, and someone else says 'bop' you have to change what you said. for instance, I'm bored, bop, I'm lost, bop, I'm a purple hippo, etc." he said, grabbing the blue people.
"It's a fun game Na no Da! I got dibs on yellow," Pudding says, grabbing the yellow people.
"I want to be green. I like green," Kish says grabbing the green people.
"Bop!" tart yells
"I like Pizza,"
"Bop!"
"I like Ichigo."
"Bop!"
"I like ice cream.
"Bop!"
"I like butterflies,"
"Bop!"
"I like Christmas,"
"BOP!"
"Uh… I like my brothers?"
"bop!"
"I like my new friend Keiichiro?"
"boppity bop bop bop!" Taruto says doing a little dance.
"Uh… I have no idea… I like cats?"
"b-"
"I SWEAR IF YOU SAY BOP ONE MORE TIME I'LL CUT YOUR PIGTAILS OFF WHILE YOU'RE ASLEEP!" Kish yells.
"Fine. Now, I want to go first!" tart says, they start a long game of risk.
"Okay… now, let's do a headcount!" Tsuki says, Jay, Chara-Chan, Livvykitty, Nick, Peach, who is holding onto nick's arm, Banira, fireflame, InsaneWarriorCat, Kokoro, Kitsune, Layla, and Polar Bear are standing in a line. "BOYS!"
"Here!" nick and jay say, Jay with more enthusiasm than nick.
"CHARACARD, LIVVYKITTY, BANIRA!"
"HERE!" they yell.
"SISTERS FIREFLAME AND INSANEWARRIOR CAT!"
"Here!" they say.
"PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DATE PEOPLE WHO ARE IN HERE?"
"H-here?" Kokoro and peach say questionably.
"Correct. PEOPLE FROM K-P!"
"here!" Kitsune, Layla, and polar bear say.
"TSUK- oh wait… that's me, he he… okay! Ready! Cheer!" they all break out in a cheer routine to 'california girls' when the dude starts talking, nick and jay take turns saying the lines. When they end the cheer they all do cool poses, with pyramids, splits, and a gaping hole in the front.
"uh…" Banira says.
"S-she normally does a pose in the center and says something…" Kokoro states
"Without Torch… we have no center person…" Tsuki says. Everyone realizes this and gloom surrounds the air.
"I hope we get out of here soon…" Fireflame says.
"YO! What's up Pai?" Torch says, waving to him as he walks into the front cavern.
"Well Zakuro is unconscious, and I think she might be in a coma… other than that not much," he says.
"I got it! HEALING MELODY!" chips says, drums appear and she hops behind them, twirling drumsticks, "HEALING BEAT!" she plays the drums wildly keeping a steady beat and musical notes surround Zakuro, lifting her in the air, she falls when chips plays the last note on the cymbals. She falls directly into Pai's awaiting arms.
"ngh…" her eyes open slowly and she looks up at Pai's face, "what happened?"
"You were knocked unconscious by a falling chocolate rock," he says looking at her.
"Oh. I guess that solves that," Zakuro says. Suddenly she realizes she's being carried by Pai and blushes. "D-did you carry me from the other section of the cave?"
"Of course," he says, not even pausing, looking straight ahead, the thought not even bothering him for a second "Is there a problem?"
"n-no… can you please put me down?"
"sure." Pai says he gently sets her down on the ground; she's still blushing like mad. He sees her blushing and smirks. "So why are you blushing?" this makes her blush so much her ears and tail pop out.
"Cool! I thought that only happened to Ichigo!" Blackberry said. Instantly Torch is sanding over her with her hands on her hips.
"And Torch is in rant mode again…" Chip says, rolling the die because it's her turn, "your turn black berry."
"CLASSIC ASSUMPTION! What makes Ichigo so special that she's the only one who has her ears and tail appear huh? The mews are just as powerful! And why is it in the anime the whole show centers on her? The other mews are just as important which is why I really want to backhand Ichigo and remind me to tell mint thank you for slapping her!" torch yells, Zakuro and Pai are still standing five feet behind her, Pai starts messing with Zakuro's ears.
"It's your turn," Chips states calmly. Torch rolls the die and moves her piece with her foot.
"AND ANOTHER THING-"she starts.
"Monopoly, I win Torch, Blackberry," Chips says, picking up everything and re-organizing it.
"No way! Rematch!" torch says, sitting down and grabbing a piece.
"I want to play too," Zakuro says sitting next to the board and taking a piece.
"I guess I'll play too. I have nothing better to do," Pai says sitting down.
"I'm keeping guard," blackberry says, moving to the entrance.
"So what do you guys want to do?" Aokara says, looking bored next to an equally-bored Mint and Ryou.
"I don't know, what do you wan to do?" Lettuce asks, sitting next to Ryou and Keiichiro.
"Why don't we train?" Masaya, who is next to mint and Keiichiro, says.
"That's a great idea, we'll train in a cave which could collapse if we hit it in the wrong spot that's ingenious!" Ryou says sarcastically, "I have an idea, let's tell embarrassing stories about people who aren't here!"
"I'm up for that idea, but can it be someone who's here?" Aokara says
"Sure, but one rule, you piss someone off, and you have to fight them," Ryou replies
"Okay. This one time while I was still trapped in the idiot's body he drew on his face, dressed up in a pink dress, and ran around his house singing 'I'm a fairy princess, let me spread my magic to everyone!'" Aokara says, standing up and twirling for emphasis, he falls on his butt and they all laugh.
"Okay, I have a good one! Once Kish and Tart burst through one of the windows to the café, they were fighting and Taruto kept saying 'give it back!' I asked them why they were there and they looked up at me and Kisshu said 'he's mad because I took his teddy bear. Then Pai teleports next to them, apologizes, and teleports out of there dragging their ears," Keiichiro says.
"When the heck did that happen?" Ryou asks.
"Remember the night before we were teleported here and started playing this game and you were 'Investigating weird energy waves' near Lettuce's house?"
"Y-yeah?" Ryou says, blushing.
"About five minutes after you called me saying you needed me to come get you because you were lost," he replies with a smile.
"They were going to announce they were back the day when we got teleported here," Deep blue says in a matter-of-fact tone.
"And how the heck do you know this?" Masaya says.
"I was trapped on their ship. They didn't know I was there because I was hiding with all of their stuff," Deep Blue says. Everyone looks at him. "What? I was going to attack you all when you weren't expecting it." Mint whacks him on the head. "WHAT? I WAS STILL EVIL THEN! IT'S NOT LIKE I'D ATTACK YOU ALL NOW!"
"Really? Because I really have doubts that some one can change that much," Ryou says, glaring at Deep Blue. Deep Blue glares at him.
"I did. Love can change a person. Because I love mint I changed. Weather you believe it or not I've changed and I am now on your side. Deal with it." Aokara says, wrapping his arm around Mint's shoulders and hugging her to him. "So deal with it jerk." Ryou just sits there.
"oh! I have an embarrassing story about Ichigo!" Lettuce says, breaking the awkward silence, "So this one time we were getting into our uniforms-"
"Ugh… Where are we?" Angel asks, driving a metal rod into the wall and pressing it, making it turn pink.
"We're in the cave." Dutch says, looking left and right at a crossroads and choosing to go right.
"Well I know- oh my gosh, we're lost aren't we?" Angel says, poking Dutch.
"N-no…" She stammers.
"Don't worry, I made a map," Invadergir says, holding up a very detailed map.
"Well I'm pretty sure you didn't list map maker on your hostess resume," Moon says, following Dutch, "I get to choose the next- AH!" she falls down on her face. "Well that wasn't fun… I think my nose is broken." She sits up and rubs her nose.
"What made you fall?" Angel says, she bends down to the ground with a pink electronic torch, "oh no… Invader, lets hope that map is accurate."
"I marked every turn we made, marking where we put torches, where we found Pai and Zakuro, and where they are now. It should be accurate, why?" Invader says, pointing o places on the map. Angel doesn't reply, she picks up what she's looking at, the other three gasp.
"I-is that-"Dutch starts to say.
"yes, it is," Angel says "If that map isn't accurate, we may be lost in here forever." In her hands and at her feet, are the electric torches.
"So, whose ready to deploy?" Tsuki says.
"ME!" Layla, Livvykitty, Peach, and Jay say.
"We'll be back for you guys when we find other hostesses okay? See you all soon," Tsuki says, they walk out of the cavern leaving the rest behind.
"So how will we know where they are and how will we know if we backtrack?" Peach asks.
"Here's how," Tsuki says. She touches her hand to the wall and starts walking, where her hand is dragged a trail of fire trails.
"Cool!" Peach says, following Tsuki. Jay makes a sword appear and starts dragging it along the wall. Layla and Livvykitty just walk behind them, doing nothing.
"What's that?" invader says, pointing to shadows coming out of nowhere, with a trail of fire behind them.
"Most likely Mary's. We'll attack them," Dutch says, making a bat appear, "Get near the wall, crouch low." The others make weapons appear, Moon grabs one of the electric torches. Dutch holds up a fist, then counts down from three on her hand, then moves her hand forward as if to say 'go'. They all go to attack, Invader sees something and stops.
"WAIT! DON'T-"She yells. It's too late, Dutch hits the one creating the fire over the head, knocking her unconscious.
"OH MY GOSH TSUKI?" Dutch says, "CRAP! I knocked her unconscious!"
"Well that's just great… you won't hurt us right?" Jay says smiling nervously.
"No, sorry about that, we thought you were sues," Dutch says.
"This is why communication is key," Invader says, drawing where they went on the map, making a symbol where Dutch attacked Tsuki.
"So you guys know where the others are right?" Layla says.
"Well… yes and no," Invader says, drawing more on the map, "We have this map, but the electronic torches we used to mark where we went were taken out. So we're not alone. But we have a map!"
"So… there are other people here. This is going to be a bummer for the people we left behind us. Okay! From now on we'll have four things to go on! I'll drag my hand and burn one side of the cave, jay will cut the wall, you guys will mark the walls, and invader will mark on her map. Lets backtrack everywhere you've gone making the marks, then come back here and get the others okay?" Tsuki says.
"Sounds good," Dutch says, walking behind them and jabbing an electronic torch in the wall and turning it on.
"Well this is a fine mess. Let's go, we went down here last," Invader says walking in the direction they came from.
"Monopoly, I win," Pai says, taking the last card he needed from chips, who was banker.
"Well it was only really a competition between him and Chips from the start, we all kind of suck." Torch says shrugging. Zakuro is sitting next to Pai, looking irritated. "What's with you Zakuro? Still mad you went bankrupt first?"
"No!" Zakuro says. Pai looks at her. "Maybe… so what? How the heck did I get in jail ten times in fifteen turns!"
"Well you landed on the go to jail spot three times, drew six go to jail cards, and you were sitting next to Pai when he drew the 'send the person sitting to your left to jail. Not a standard card…" Chip says, putting away the game. "Although… you did go bankrupt because of Pai, Zakuro"
To which Zakuro replies, "I know. I was trying not to think about it, but I'm still mad I was first to go bankrupt."
"it's only a game Zakuro, please calm down." Pai says. Zakuro crosses her arms and puffs out her cheeks, pouting. "Stop pouting, you're much prettier when you smile." Zakuro stops pouting and blushes deeply.
"So, who wants to play BS?" Torch says holding up cards.
"You'll have to teach me the rules, but okay."
"I'm kind of worried about Ichigo being in that garden place…"
"Bop, Africa is mine"
"I AM NOT CHANGING THAT SENTENCE TARUTO!"
"I'm sure that Ichigo-nee-Chan is safe. Torch told me she sent her to the phoenix garden which has a lot of phoenixes there, along with the fire fox clan Na no Da," Pudding says, "North America is mine."
"Well… yeah, I'm probably just overstressing about it," Kish says, "how did you get North America? Taruto and I have been fighting over it for the whole game!"
"She sneak attacked us from Greenland after getting Europe and Australia. And yes, you are," Taruto says.
"Well aren't you nice?" Kish says, folding his arms, "Asia is mine."
"Bop!" pudding says as Taruto takes his turn.
"Well aren't you… uh… young?"
"Bop!" Taruto says, "Asia's mine."
"Well aren't you… uh… adorable?" Kish says. Taruto raises an eyebrow at that.
"I'll take that as a compliment. Pudding, your turn," tart says.
"I win Na no Da." Pudding says.
"HOW?" Kish and tart say together. Automatically a platform rises out of the ground; Zing and Sven are sitting behind a desk, with two microphones in front of them.
"We're here for a play by play, Sven, if you may," Zing says.
"Thank you zing, now, when Taruto and Kish were talking, pudding quietly took over south America and Europe, using North America as a base. She took Asia with a sneak attack from Australia, where she was loading up armies for the entire game. In other words, they had no chance from the beginning!" Sven says. Taruto and Kish look shocked. The platform goes back into the ground.
"Maybe we should have tried to recruit her instead of Zakuro…" tart says.
"The only person who's better at- uh… Taruto…"
"Yes?"
"We can teleport to Pai at will…" Kish says. They look at each other and face palm.
"Let's go…" Tart says, grabbing Puddings hand and teleporting.
"BS!" Zakuro says. Chips flip the cards over to reveal two kings and a jack.
"Okay… I lied…" Chips says, taking the cards. Taruto, Pudding, and Kish teleport directly behind Pai
"Hi Pai," Taruto says, sitting down, "what are you guys playing?"
"BS!" Torch says, "I'm winning. Want to join in on the next game?"
"sure, it sounds like fun," Tart says.
"So where are the others?" Kish says.
"bop," Tart says.
"So where is my hair?"
"Bop,"
"So where is the ice cream?"
"Bop,"
"So where is candy?"
"Pudding has it. Bop,"
"Okay… So where is the kaboom?"
"Bop."
"So where is Ichigo?"
"We've been over this. Bop"
"So where is my pet cat?"
"b- oh my gosh we forgot about fluffles…"
"CRAP! MY CAT!" Kish pops up and goes to teleport but Pai shoves him into the ground.
"There's no point kish! The cat is dead,"
"b-but… Mr. Fluffles!" Kish says.
"When this is over we'll get you a new cat Kishhu. Right now, we need to focus."
"I win!" Torch says, hopping up and doing a dance.
"Mr. Fluffles…" Kish says, going into the emo corner.
"Want to play with us?" Torch says.
"Sure… I guess…" Kish says.
"Now, let's begin round two!" Zakuro says, passing out the cards.
"So… lets double back and tell torch," Dutch says, jamming the final rod that was removed into the wall, "we're near there anyways."
"Sure, let's go!" Tsuki says, walking along the wall dragging her hand. They walk for a few minutes, and then see that the tunnel where they began still has the rod, and torch's cavern (yes that's what I named it, shut up!) still has the rods.
"What the… lets go!" Tsuki says, running with her hand on the wall. Jay runs with his sword in the wall. The others follow.
"TORCH!" tsuki says, rushing in to see-
Everyone playing cards, with Zakuro asleep on Pai's shoulder.
"Stop yelling or she'll kill you for waking her up," Pai says, turning his head slightly.
"So she woke up, that's good!" Angel says.
"Yes, I did, but how can I sleep WITH EVERYONE HERE TALKING?" Zakuro says, sitting up and whirling around towards angel.
"S-sorry… we'll be quiet…" Angel says.
"I can't get back to sleep now, I'm wide awake…" Zakuro says.
"Amen to that logic," Torch says, fist bumping Zakuro.
"so you cant sleep after you wake up?" Dutch asks.
"Nope, wait a sec… WHY ARE YOU HERE?" Torch says jumping up, "GO FIND THE OTHERS!" she points out the door and the search team runs away. "I'm going to take a nap. No one bother me." The second she finishes the sentence she's wearing a big yellow shirt and orange short-shorts. She goes over to the wall, roundhouse kicks an empty part of the wall which is void of candy inside, the goes inside and curls up into a ball to go to sleep.
"I think that's how she got stuck in the roof…" Chips say, "So… what do you guys want to do?"
"I don't know…" Kish says, thinking deeply, and then he looks up and smirks. "Who wants to play truth or dare?" everyone looks at him and laughs.
"So Torch was in the roof, and everyone but us are there already?" nick asks.
"That's right Nick!" peach says. He sighs.
"Let's go," nick says, he's the last one to leave the cave.
Five minutes later back at the main cave.
"So here we- where did torch go?" Dutch asks. Blackberry points to the wall.
"I'm right here," she steps out of the wall, still wearing PJs. She walks to the center of the room and looks around. She holds her arm out to where nothing is and closes her eyes.
"What are you doing?" Livvykitty asks.
"Be quiet please, I need to focus," torch replies. Her hand stays extended and her eyes stay closed, slowly orange light on her skin grows up her arm, she opens her eyes and they've turned completely orange and are glowing. Energy spreads out from her hand and the light makes an orb, someone gets placed down and she lowers her arm. The light disappears and Augustus gloop (the fat kid who eats the chocolate in Willy wonka and the chocolate factory.) is standing there. "Go nuts kid." Automatically he starts eating. "The first review is from Jay."
hi everybody. oh by the way the cure gun cures sparkle fairy bites. truths: torch: not that i dont like my armor but can i wear a ninja suit. everybody: the blue firey sword is 1 of 4 of the weapons used to protect the shrine of the great. sensei yang. torch: oh im also a medic i can heal a broken skull in 30 seconds dares: kitsune: your awesome *gives a sword* ryou: how about some training? everybody who has a sword: you know how knights hold there swords up in the air with the other knights swords? shall we? *holds sword in air* lets do this oh ya i have seen naruto shippudun.
"When the fighting starts fine, but can you wear the armor for now?"
"Sure, why not?" Jay says.
"Okay… we have medics… here's the guns everyone," torch says, tossing the guns to everyone, "so its time for dares!"
"OKAY! Kitsune, here's a sword," Jay says, handing her a sword, "Ryou! Train!" he points to the floor. "GIVE ME TWENTY MAGGOT! I've always wanted to say that."
"No way! Why should I" Ryou asks. Eighteen swords, two of which are on fire, get held to his throat. "Oh yeah, that," he says. He drops and starts doing push-ups.
"LET US LIFT OUR SWORDS IN UNISON. LIKE THE KNIGHTS OF OLE!" Jay yells, holding up his sword. The hostesses, deep blue, blue knight, zing, Sven, and nick all put their swords in the air.
"LIKE THE KNIGHTS OF OLE!" they yell in unison.
"the next review is from mewmewpeach here!" Torch says.
I would love to be in this ToD Ok I have long brown hair and is a Huge Kisshu fan girl and I kinda like nick too *blushes* Dares Ok well Kisshu: kiss all you fan girls including me Nick: kiss me Pudding and tart: watch the I'm sexy and I know it music video ( very perverted I would know I watched today for the first time scared 4eva) Ok truths Ichigo: did you know that your names means strawberry in american And that's about it I'm sorry if I make no since at all I skipped to the last chap to review I'm on chap 18 right now WAIT can't go through a review with out killing masyabaka ok masyabaka go jump in a pit of needles Ok now I'm done P.s my saying is : I get distracted easily but I don't have a.d... Omg is that a squirrel ( I really don't but I just think it ls funny)
"Peach…" torch says.
"Yes?" She says, stepping away from nick.
"YOU WILL NOT MAKE THE CAST KISS THE FAN GIRLS!" torch says, whacking her with the fan of punishment. (The giant fan she whacked tsuki with for being perverted)
"I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!" peach yells. Torch stops whacking her.
"NICK! YOU HAVE TO KISS PEACH!" torch yells.
"W-what?" he says.
"Do it before we force you!" Moon yells, her and Dutch are standing next to torch with their elbows resting on either of torch's shoulders, their legs bent and torch's arms folded.
"F-fine…" nick says, he kisses peach and there are flashes from three cameras.
"GOT IT!" moon, dutch, and torch say.
"So time for truths Peach!" Torch says.
"OKAY!" Peach says, smiling and hugging nick's arm again, "Ichigo: did you know that your names means strawberry in American"
"Yes, she does," Kish says.
"one more thing," Torch says, snapping and making Masaya fall into a pit of giant needles, "Now, welcome the first of three new people, not including peach, willow katt. She will be known as willow." She snaps again making a girl with black and red Greek armor with a shield with a blue point rag doll cat on it black, shoulder length hair, white tiger ears and blue eyes.
"Hello!" Willow says.
"Next up is mewmewlover612, who will be known as love," torch says, a girl with green and pink hair walks in, "Oh hello love."
"Hi torch!" Love says with a big smile. Torch frowns and blue energy starts sparking from her hands. Torch growls really low
"Do your dares love," Torch says.
"OKAY! Ichigo has to break Kish's heart because he shall love me! Torch gets a cookie, everyone gets to go on a Justin beaver killing spree. Treehugger has to date a girl for the rest of the book and these are my truths; kisshu : do u love me now ichgo:sorry heres a clone all tokyo mew mew chacters : why u all named after food kisshu is a cus word ya know so call kisshu kish" love says.
"I WILL NOT BREAK UP WITH KISSHU!" Ichigo yells, appearing next to Kish.
"ICHIGO," Kish yells, hugging her and spinning her around.
"Hello Kish!" Ichigo says, hugging Kish and kissing him.
"BREAK UP WITH HIM! HE WILL LOVE ME!" Love says. Torch is standing behind love, with a death aura.
"oh yeah, I forgot to mention," Masaya says, "I thought over it for a long time and realized I'm not gay." Everyone stares at him except for torch, who knew this because she is technically the authoress and the authoress planned this plot device making her know that he wasn't gay before he knew and- I'm confusing everyone aren't I? CRAP I BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!
"Well I think the fourth wall was just broken," Dutch says.
"Yep," Moon says, staring at the roof.
"We've been over this," Zakuro says, "Mints mom bit on mints during labor, pudding's hair is pudding colored, we don't know why Ichigo was named that, my mom liked pomegranates, lettuce's mom is vegetarian, and Pai and Taruto's mom was best friends with Kish's mom and they thought it would be cute."
"How did you remember all that?" Ichigo asks.
"I paid attention," she says.
"Okay then. Anyways, I'LL NEVER BREAK UP WITH KISH!" Ichigo yells at love.
"YOU WILL," Love says. Kish walks over to Love calmly. "Oh, so do you love me now?"
"No. even if Ichigo didn't love me and she broke up with me I would never love anyone else," He says.
"Now that that's through with," Torch says, the blue energy sparking from her hands takes the shape of a giant fan, "BAD LOVE. NO MAKING THE CAST FALL IN LOVE WITH A HOSTESS! DID YOU NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO NILLA! SHE'S A SUE AND WE'RE ON THE BRINK OF WAR BECAUSE SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH BLUE KNIGHT!" Torch yells at the top of her lungs, whacking love with the giant fan of punishment.
"SHE'S A SUE NOW?" the hostesses yell. Torch stops whacking love
"Oh… I forgot to mention… we'll have to fight her…" Torch says, "Unless we can find a way to cure her."
"Well all we have to do is shoot her with my cure gun and she'll be fine!" Jay says, holding up two cure guns.
"Okay, when we go against them you're in charge of curing her Jay," Torch says, "nick, love wants to be your friend."
"Fine," Nick says. Peach does a cartwheel over to love.
"Watch out! I'll snap your neck!" Peach says, pointing a Love who is taller than her. (Yeah… I've been watching soul eater)
"FIGHT ME!" Love yells, going into a fighting pose. Peach goes into the kung-fu pose. (You know the one where you lift both hands above your head and bend your wrists then lift one leg? Yeah… do only Americans know what I'm talking about?) They start fighting.
"Last new person who is fighting with us, MEWS RULE!" torch says, there is an awkward pause, "Mews rule? RULE!" A girl with blonde hair that goes down to her waist and blue eyes walks in.
"Was that my cue? Sorry I missed it!" she says, walking in and bowing to torch. Dutch and moon grab Torch's arms and pull her back.
"Uh… may we speak with torch for a second?" Dutch says, rule nods and Dutch and Moon drag Torch away into a corner.
"What is it?" Torch asks, whispering and crouched near the ground.
"Okay, we like peach, she's really cool," Moon says.
"But rule…" Dutch trails off and turns around to see love and rule standing near them, "can I help you?"
"Just listening to what you're saying," Love says.
"This is a private conversation for only us three hostesses. So GO THE HECK AWAY!" Dutch says.
"Well fine then!" Rule says, walking away in a huff with love not that far behind.
"Anyways, me and Dutch were talking while the dares were happening and we came to the conclusion that she is a sue!" Moon says.
"I know, and why did you look ahead?" Torch says.
"THEN WHY IS SHE HERE?" Dutch says in a loud whisper.
"Because, the Mary-Sues have my energy signature registered on their radars. If they spot me our mission will be over before we even get to the next obstacle!" Torch says.
"Why do they have your energy on their radars?" Moon asks.
"That's a long story for another day," Torch says.
"Well you can tell us later Torch," Dutch says, "There's a lot we don't know about you, and there's a lot we don't know about many of the hostesses, for now, continue on with why you want to keep a sue near you."
"Wait… why don't they recognize you if they have your energy signature?" Moon asks.
"Because when they got my energy signature, I changed into this form," Torch says, "the Mary-Sues emit a stronger energy signature than mine. By having one of them close to me I'll be covered, also, nilla is following us. I'm sure of that much."
"Okay then… so why would the Sues seeing your energy end our mission?" Dutch asks, "Did you do something to them or something?"
"You kidding? You're looking at the Mary-sue murderer!" Torch says, jabbing her thumb to herself. She turns around quickly clapping her hands together and standing up. "OKAY! Time for rules review;"
Here's a few dares Masaya- cut down all the trees in the world Zakuro- handcuff yourself to the most annoying person there Ryou- (hypnotises him) your my slave Ichigo- handcuff yourself to kish Tart-tickets to any movie you want Pudding-(whispers) tickets to the movie tart is going to
Deep idiot- kill tart Hosts- sing the I hate you, you hate me, let's kill barney song. Pudding- go hyper and destroy the world with me!
"We cant cut all the trees down, tree's produce oxygen which allow us all to breathe, if we destroyed all the trees in the world we would die," Torch says in a matter-of-factly way, "Zakuro, Masaya, handcuffs, now!"
"WAIT!" Masaya says, "BLUE KNIGHT IS MORE ANNOYING THAN ME!"
"Yes but he's a Gary-stu," Torch says.
"Fine," Masaya says.
"Can I be handcuffed to Taruto? He annoys me slightly more than Masaya." Zakuro says.
"Sure," Torch says, she snaps and Taruto gets handcuffed to Zakuro. Rule hypnotizes Ryou into being her slave.
"HEY!" Lettuce says, whacking rule on the head with a piece of chocolate, "no one is going to make my boyfriend their slave!"
"Thank you lettuce," Ryou says.
"No problem," Lettuce says.
"So I get handcuffed to Kish? Wait… I'm supposed to be in the phoenix garden," Ichigo says.
"Can you stay until the end of the chapter?" Kish asks. He looks at Ichigo with pleading eyes.
"F-fine… I guess I can," Ichigo says. Torch snaps and they become handcuffed together. Kish and Ichigo sit down and Ichigo rests her head down on his shoulder.
"Uh… deep blue already killed Taruto once, and we kind of can't leave the cave. WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!" Torch says, "However, we can do one of your dares."
"I hate you, you hate me, lets hang Barney from a tree, with a nail in his head and a sword in his gut, won't you say you hate Barney too?" the hostesses say in unison. The cavern shakes as Augustus Gloop finishes eating through the chocolate.
"Well… we can leave now, Ichigo, you need to go back to the garden," Torch says. Ichigo nods and stands up. she kisses kish and torch rips a hole through thin air to the garden.
"Well, goodbye everyone," she says, "Don't you dare get yourself killed, understood Kisshu?"
"Got it," Kish says, smiling. Ichigo leaves and torch walks to the opening.
"Well, there are people waiting for us, let's go," Torch says, leaping through the hole. The cast and hostesses follow her, panda turns before leaping and blasts the caverns, making the walls shake and everything collapse, she does a back flip and the spot where she was standing gets blocked by a giant chocolate rock.
Me: well there was one more review but I think it was from the same person.
Nick: from rule?
Me: yep. Anyways, for this chapter I want you guys to respond to this; who do you think the lady at the end of the other chapter was? AND DON'T YOU DARE TELL NICK!
Nick: fine…
Me: see you later chickadees!