Sick and Tired

by sockruse

Karkat has always been convinced that his life is unbeatably shitty, but his entire perspective on life is thrown out the window when he's forced to move in with Gamzee Makara. 2nd person, multi-perspective. Side plots. Very angsty.

37. Soda

Be Karkat.

WALKING TO WAL-MART FOR A SODA WAS A STUPID FUCKING IDEA.

A REALLY, REALLY FUCKING STUPID IDEA.

OH FUCK.

OH.

FUCK.

ABORT MISSION.

RETREAT, RETREAT.

FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Okay.

Okay, no.

Calm down.

You, Karkat Vantas, are going to die.

It's no big deal.

You are just going to totally fucking die, right here, right now.

Dying is welcome in this situation.

She sees you.

Here she comes, running towards you.

You imagine her brandishing a knife to go along with the murderous smirk on her face.

Goodbye cruel world.

You hope there will be a soda waiting for you in the afterlife.