A/N - I have three things to say before the chapter (not including this):

1- FireBird128 is doing a SYOT, and there are still a bunch of spots open. I don't think I mentioned this before, even though the request was a while ago. Oh, well.

2- This idea belongs to ShadowFallen12.

3- If you haven't gotten it by now, I don't own PJO.

Leo Valdez Burns Down a Cabin at Camp Half-Blood; Leo Valdez, demigod son of Hermes, burned down Aphrodite's cabin at Camp Half-Blood.

Drew Tanaka: Now, thanks to that son-of-a-Hephaestus, we have to sleep in the Big House! He'd better build it again by next week!

Leo: I'd better what?

Drew Tanaka: Get building! Find some pink stone and build our cabin!

Leo: Magic word?

Drew Tanaka: I don't need to give you any magic word. You burned down our cabin!

Leo: Hmm. Too bad.

Hephaestus: Whoa, Leo. You burned down the Aphrodite cabin?

Leo: Yeah...

Hermes: Awesome! You should burn down the Demeter cabin, too!

Demeter: Hey! Leo, either burn down the Hermes cabin...or Hades's.

Hades: Oh, joy. I finally get a cabin for my kids at Camp Half-Blood, and now they're asking for it to be burned down. Really, Demeter?

Demeter: Kidnapper!

Hades: Sorry?

Demeter: You are a kidnapper!

Hades: Don't remember ever kidnapping anyone. Sorry.

Percy Jackson: Hey, you kidnapped my mom.

Demeter: And remember Persephone? P - E - R - S - E - P - H - O - N - E. Remember?

Hades: Oh... Hey, that was, like, two millennia ago. Old stuff. No reason to trouble yourself with it nowadays. This is the 21st century. Persephone's happily waiting to come down to the Underworld to spend a few nice months with yours truly.

Demeter: Oh, I'm sure she's happily waiting. Leo, burn down his cabin!

Apollo: Leo, I have a request.

Please burn down the

Cabin of Artemis now

Please please please please

Artemis: Oh really? I thought we weren't... Nice haiku, Apollo.

Apollo: Thank you. It's one of my best, I think.

Artemis: I was being sarcastic. It's one of the worst haikus I've ever heard. The first line is four syllables. So is the last.

Apollo: No. Haikus don't work like that, Artemis. Listen to the expert -

Artemis: Can you count?

Apollo: Of course.

Artemis: Count the syllables.

Apollo: Uh... 'Kay, it's five-seven-five. I was right.

Artemis: You made it four-seven-four.

Apollo: Well, I'm the god of poetry, so if I say it's five-seven-five, it's five-seven-five.

Artemis: ...

Apollo: She's actually speechless. Haha! I made her speechless!

Artemis: No, you didn't. Leo, kindly burn down Apollo's cabin.

Leo: Kindly? Guys, they goddess who hates boys is being kind to me!

Artemis: And then they wonder why I can't stand them...

Aphrodite: Guys, I know why he burned the cabin down!

Leo: Ah, you're not mad? ...

Aphrodite: Of course not! I'll admit, I was annoyed at first - who can blame me? - but now I see your true intentions.

Leo: Haha. Sure you do.

Drew Tanaka: How are you not mad, Mom? He burned down our cabin! Hades, he almost burned through my suitcase! My pink frill dress will never be the same! It has scorch marks and everything! And my yellow prom dress was hanging up, drying! He burned it down!

Aphrodite: You should be flattered! He burned it down because he likes you!

Drew Tanaka: ...

Leo: ...

Piper McLean: ...

Hephaestus: ...

Leo: ...?

Hephaestus: ?

Athena: Proper writing, please, people. Punctuation isn't very expressive.

Hephaestus: Sorry, it's just that Aphrodite just...said...

Aphrodite: It's true! Isn't it, Leo. Tell us.

Leo: It's...not...

Aphrodite: Aw, come on, Leo, you can tell us. You like Drew?

Piper McLean: That would be a sign of...questionable taste.

Leo: Trust me, I don't.

Hephaestus: Good... erm, I mean, that's too bad, Aphrodite...

Aphrodite: It's okay, we all know the truth.

Leo: There isn't any truth! None beyond what I've already said!

Aphrodite: Just say it, Leo.

Leo: Leave me alone, or I'll burn your cabin down again.

Aphrodite: We all know it's just so you can get their attention, Leo.

Leo: This isn't fair!

Aphrodite: Life isn't fair! That's why you have to make grabs while you can.

Leo: You're disturbing me.

Demeter: Burn down Hades's cabin!

Hades: Burn down Demeter's.

Poseidon: Burn down Athena's!

Athena: Peace, people! Leo Valdez, do not burn any more cabins.

Leo: Mm-hmm.

Athena: I'm serious. I am always serious.

Leo: Okay, okay!

Athena: Or you'll find your own cabin in flames.

Hephaestus: Uh, okay, before we get any more threats like that, I'm going to shut this forum down. Cool? Okay.

A/N - What did you think? Any story ideas?