A/N: Me: You guys, I am soooo excited for Halloween :D

Fang: *mocking* You guys, I'm soooo tired of hearing this!

Me: Shut up Fang. Imma kill you!

Fang: …. What?

Me: It's what my best friend forever and ever Stephanie yells at huge bugs!

MooMoo: Ooh, I love Stephanie!

Rawr: I miss her!

Me: Yea, me too :(

Fang: She lives 30 minutes away!

Me: Fang, you're grumpy today. You're just jealous because Fact: I got a second job at my favorite pizza place EVER :D :D :D So you can just go shut up and sit down, Fang.

Fang: Why can't you take that one reviewer's advice and let me go?

Me: Because you are my squishy, and I shall keep you and name you Squishy :3

Fang: See what I have to live with?

February 28, 2017

Max POV

Here I sit, in the front pew of a church, trying to hold down two antsy five year olds from taking off into the air. Fang wasn't helping me (I mean, why on Earth would he do that?). Nudge and Iggy were off in the bathroom "with Ben", which meant they were making out while Ben slept on the changing table. Angel was up front with Gazzy, and Ella/Mom/Ian/Jack couldn't come- some distant, family reunion thing (that I was not allowed to go to). All in all, it was a pretty suckish day.

What made it even worse was seeing my little trooper in the process of marrying his 4-months-pregnant-and-just-showing-in-her-tight-wedding-dress knocked up girlfriend. I was still stewing about that.

I mean, it was a big enough leap for me just a couple years ago when him and Angel wanted to start dating. But now he has gotten Hannah pregnant, and then they all agreed they should get married. I remember the day he told me she was pregnant.

Flashback

Iggy yanked someone out from behind him. Gazzy. "This guy has something to tell you." Iggy said, sounding mad.

"Oh! Hehehe… no I don't! There's nothing to tell her!" Gazzy said nervously. Now I was getting very suspicious. Knowing these two, they blew up all of Las Vegas or something.

"What is it Gazzy?" I used my no nonsense tone. Gazzy stared at me for a second, then ran off down the hall, screaming like a little girl. It was very strange coming from a 17 year old boy.

Iggy sprinted off after him, shouting. I sighed, and then ran after them. I came around a bend to find Iggy tackling Gazzy mid step, and putting him in a headlock. "Tell her!" he growled.

Gazzy looked like a deer in headlights. "Uh…." He gulped. "Hannah's… kind of… pregnant."

"What!" I shrieked. Gazzy trembled a bit. I stood stock still, unsure of what in the world to do.

"Iggy?"

"What?"

"Let Gazzy go."

"Why?" Iggy asked, not letting go.

"Because he needs to run. Now." Iggy released Gazzy, and he dashed down the stairs, screaming again. Except this time, I was chasing him.

I ran after him through the whole house, until he jumped out of an open window to take into the sky. Silly, silly boy. I guess he forgot that I have super speed. So I jumped out the window after him, and rocketed into super speed.

I'm a kind and loving person. I was the mom figure for my little guys for eleven years. I'm a real mom (and aunt) now. I'm in an awesome, loving relationship. I'm constantly surrounded by everyone I love. So what did I do to my little Gazzy?

I screamed like a maniac, did a flying (literally) tackle, dove onto his back- dislocated one of his wings, I think- and started screaming in his ear.

"Of all the irresponsible, idiotic, stupid, brainless things to do! Why on EARTH did that happen? Weren't you using protection? Or SOMETHING? What is WRONG with you! You need to think with the head on your shoulders, not the other one!"

Gazzy was screaming in terror, partly because of my wrath. The other part was that we were free falling 20,000 feet to the ground. So I started flapping again, and slowly we rose and headed home.

I was holding Gazzy up by an arm and an ear in the air. "You are SO dead!"

QUESTION OF THE CHAPTER: What are you going to be for Halloween? I'm going to be an evil doll!

Read the A/N below!

AAAAAAAND you should read my story 'The Road Goes Ever On'. There will be Fax, Niggy, butt-whooping, giant spiders, flying dragon type things, elves, dwarves, swords, magic, wizards, and ale. Lots of ale.

Suffice to say, I was NOT happy with him. And he knew it. He had barely said 50 words to me since then, and he ran whenever I was in the same room as him. I mean, my rage had cooled off a while ago, but it was still fun to watch him run.

But it was still a sore subject whenever it came up. I mean… how could he be so stupid! It was just… UGH! Don't even get me started. Don't even.

"Max." Fang whispered. "Don't punch a hole through Tyler's leg." I gave him a glare- stupid, hot husband- but loosened my death grip on my children. Of course, that gave them their opportunity to skedaddle into the aisle and run out the back door of the church.

I almost screamed in frustration. Getting up, I quickly squeezed past Hannah's family members in the pew next to me and ran after them. Fang better be coming to help me, or so help me….

I found them outside in a park down the street. And, of course, as soon as they saw me- blistering with fury- they took off. Tyler was actually carrying Lizzy, so that they could make us of his super speed in running.

"AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!" I screamed. I really hate my life.

A/N: Me: Sorry about the crappy quality of this chapter- I'm typing it up in the half hour before I go to work. OK, ready Fang?

Fang: Ready.

Me: Okay. Say… J'adore jouer avec les petites garcons.

Fang: *with terrible accent* J'adore jouer avec les petites garcons.

Me: *snort* Hee hee. *snort* *cough* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *falls onto ground*

Fang: What?

Me: You- y-you just said… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *cries*

Fang: Tell me what I just said!

Me: I-i-I *gasp* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *rolls around*

MooMoo: So what was so important about this A/N?

Rawr: She probably just wants people to read her joke.

Fang: What the heck! What did I say? Someone please tell me!

Me: BAHAHAHA! Okay, mission: Go to Google translate. Tell me what he said. Or, if you know French. Fact: I'm posting a new story tomorrow. Of course it's going to be about Halloween! It involves a sexy vampire. NOT a sparkly gay unicorn fairy.

MooMoo: 10 reviews please!

Rawr: Happy Halloween and safe trick-or-treating everyone!