Dear Lord Voldemort
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Alrighty, its getting close to Christmas, and, we all know what that means!
This author is willing to get stuff out to you guys!
From Percy W, this is epic. (Wow, this sounds like Politicians I know!)
Dear Mr. Riddle,
I do not understand why you requested a world-wide manhunt for Mr. H. Potter. As you have given me a fair "donation" of money as well, we will immediately do so, no matter what. Your bribe- I mean, promised amount of cash to be given when this is finished- is going to come securely and secretly, correct? Otherwise I won't get that solid gold diamond-studded swimming pool- I mean, the Ministry of Magic could use this to very good purposes.
Your worried, corrupt Ministry worker (aren't we all corrupt?),
Percy Weasley