Ana: They just had to have a second season, just had to.

Linda: Isn't it great! A second season of Boys over flowers, I can't wait! I just want Max to finish so I can spoil it.

Ana: Well if she did see all of it, you wouldn't really be spoiling anything.

Linda: Whatever! I just want to gossip with someone about it. Now do me a favor and shut up!

Ana: God you're so-rude!

AN: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, ONLY MY CHARACTERS AND STORYLINE. And thank you, Cheyenne761, for following and favoriting this story.

Max

"You're joking right? You're just fucking with us?" I asked standing in front of Pein.

"You're just fucking with us right? Fucking us hard?" Pein glared at Hidan for using strong words towards the almighty, 'God.'

"Look if you don't like what I have planned then you can all go get a straw and suck it up, because I don't care what you think" Pein's voice boomed. "Now go and complete your mission. And if I find out that you didn't do it. So be it I will personally get Konan's paper and cut you."

"What the hell did I do to deserve a threat? Those two were the ones complaining." Kakuzu asked looking over at Hidan and I.

Pein sighed and rubbed his temples. "It's just a warning. Now go, I have other matters to attend to." Pein said waving us off.

"Would that be Konan-?" Hidan sneered, but immediately stopped when Pein continued glaring at him.

I walked Hidan out the office before he got the three of us killed.

"We'll be back in a bit" I called out to Linda.

"Okay" she answered. "Just be back by lunchtime." I gave a thumbs up as I hit the button next to elevator to make it open.

"Let's hurry and get this over with." Kakuzu said to the both of us as we walked in the elevator.

"Why do we have to hurry?"

"Because if we just go from point A to point B back to point A in a quick time, to me that's less time with the both of you."

Hidan smirked. "C'mon don't you like me? I mean I understand why you wouldn't like Max. I mean dude, she took your money."

"Hidan! What the fuck?!" I yelled glaring at Hidan. "I thought we were partners in crime?! If I go down you go down with me. So if he doesn't like me, you hanging out with me makes him hate you too!" I snapped.

Hidan slowly nodded his head in consideration. "I see your point."

"Don't talk like I'm not here." Kakuzu hissed at us. "Now let's go."

As we walked out of the building I yawned and stretched my body. I swing myself side to side to see if I could crack my back. After I couldn't I skipped up next to the two.

"Okay" I said "I know what the plan is, but I just have one simple question"

"And that is?" I slightly cleared my throat.

"WHY THE HELL AM I HERE?!"

"Because you would go around acting all hard and stuff."

"Really?" I asked looking at Hidan in surprise.

"We're just fucking with you. You call yourself an actress, so we need your help with something in this trade." Kakuzu said.

"Okay…" I mumbled. I was flattered that they called me an actress.

"So it's the actress, the religious whore, and me."

"Yeah!" Hidan cheered with Kakuzu. "Wait…THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN KAKUZU?!" Hidan yelled glaring at Kakuzu.

"You're too loud, and don't yell at me that was Max's nickname for you."

I slowly looked over at Kakuzu with my mouth hanging open. "You talk too much for an old man." I looked over at Hidan and sheepishly smiled. "All good vibes" I awkwardly smiled at Hidan, patting him on the back.

We rolled up to a pretty shady taco restaurant. Their sign looked like it would break any minute, and they also had some outside seating that was between two buildings in an alley.

"So, what am I doing?" I asked looking around. I was pretty skeptical that this was the place that we needed to do our trade.

"You walk in there like any other customer, and you give the cashier this note, out loud I want you to say that you want carry out. After five minutes of walking in, Hidan and I will follow you were the trade is."

"Wait" I said stopping him, "how will you know where I'm going?"

"Ah" Hidan said. "Here, just swallow this pill. It has my chakra so Kakuzu can track you, since you're not a ninja."

"I don't want to swallow your chakra" I muttered my voice shaking.

"Why the hell not!"

"Because what if I become immortal. I don't want to pray to Jashin." I protest. I let out a slight whimpering cry.

"She does make a good point" Hidan muttered. "BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME! SO SWALLOW THE PILL WOMAN!"

I uneasily stared at the white pill. The shape of it reminded me of a seed. I can already hear them laughing at me for thinking it was a pill, when it really was a seed. But their faces didn't show anything other than seriousness. Well, Hidan looked impatient. So I took a deep breath and shoved the pill in my mouth. I prayed that it wouldn't make me into another Jashinist.

"Okay what now?" I asked feeling the pill go uncomfortably down my throat. I didn't have any water so my mouth felt dry for that reason.

"Okay, when the cashier takes you to where ever you need to go, you get the money and hand them this package." Kakuzu pulled out a box with our logo, which was my idea. 曉 Corporation. "After the trade we swoop in and kill everyone-"

"WAIT!" I stopped him. "That doesn't make any sense, WHAT THE HELL!"

"We were asked to get rid of low life wanna be from a higher man." Hidan explained. "Now go! We don't have time!"

I slowly made myself out the dark alleyway, putting my hand up to block out the sun. I looked both ways before crossing the street. When I walked in it was empty with only a couple people. Some teenagers, an old couple, and a guy in the back reading the newspaper. I walked up to the cashier with a friendly smile.

"Welcome! What can I get you?" The cashier was a girl with short red hair and wide smile.

"Yeah, can I get a water cup first?"

"Sure!" She grabbed a cup and filled it up. When she handed it to me I gulped it down like a fish out of water. I handed her the note. "I'd like carry out" I said between gulps.

"Okay" she looked at the note and scribbled something down before handing it back. "We'll be right on it!"

I walked over to throw my cup in a trash bin, reading the note.

Eat the note and meet me in the bathroom…

I looked both side before shoving the note in my mouth. I casually threw the cup in the bin and headed to the bathroom. I opened the door letting it close behind me.

"So you came to see him?" I jumped when I heard her voice as she walked in the bathroom. Her voice was a lot colder than awile ago.

"Yeah."

"Follow me" and she walked out leading me to a door down the hall.

After a long moment of awkward silence and walking down the stairs, I looked over and her let a dry laugh out. "So what's your name?" She gave me an odd look. "Okay" I mumbled.

"It's 55552 (fifty five-fifty five-two)"

"What is?"

"My code name. Don't you have code names?"

"Uh-yeah" I let a fake short laugh out. "It's navy blue"

"colors? Interesting, oh we're right here." The red head knocked on the door, opening it and letting me in I saw three people in a gray room.

"Sir this is the 10:00 trade"

"mmm?" The man in a suit got up. "So you're doing the trade, whatever. Tony give her the money, 55552 get the package."

I raised my hand to give the package when suddenly I heard bang and laughter. I realized that it was Hidan and Kakuzu (such a cool entrance).

"Alright, Who The Fuck Are You Guys?!"

"SEXY!" Hidan laughed. "okay, okay playtime is over. Now we have a message that you're are going to die."

"From who?!" The man in gray asked.

"From Cap, don't ask cuz we don't even know" Kakuzu mutter.

The man in the gray suit suddenly looked like he was about throw a tantrum, by the way his face got red.

"ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT DADDY SENT TO KILL ME! AHHHHH!" I placed my hands to my ears. Now that I'm seeing better and hearing. This guy might be the same age as Deidara.

"Yeah" Hidan said awkwardly. "Daddy don't want you. Daddy don't want you. Daddy don't like you. Daddy-"

"Shut up" Kakuzu said annoyed.

"WHAT THE FUCK! GOD DAMN IT!" Suddenly the dude pulled a pistol out and pointed to the three of us. "WELL I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, SO I'LL JUST KILL EVERYONE HERE!"

"Is it me or does that guy seem unstable" I whisper to Hidan and Kakuzu.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" The dude suddenly grabbed a grenade and took of the ring. "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE IN THIS SHIT HOLE!"

I let out a scream and darted back up the stairs. As I reach the top I screamed for everyone to get out and I ran out into the street past alleys and other stray cats. Suddenly a huge bang was heard with the ground shaking. The sound ringed in my ears and I stayed on the floor where the energy had thrown me.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!" I looked up to see Hidan standing beside me. "Whatever, we barely saved the money and got out."

"I'm surprised" Kakuzu said. "This almost looks likes Deidara's work, only smaller."

I slowly raised myself to start running off, but I heard a click and I felt something on the back of my head. On one knee I slowly looked behind me to see a cop with their gun pointed at me.

"Don't move." He order. I faced forward seeing a group of police officers pointing their guns at Hidan and Kakuzu and I.

Well shit…

Max: Slightly irrelevant, but i just can't get over what I said.

"You come here often?"

Meow

"I see"

I just found that so cute and fun. Whatever that's all I had to say. Bye!