Super Ridonculous Race
Episode 5: The Dutch Cycle!
Part 5: Biking Towards The Middle!
As the first teams to arrive get their chance to survive for another round, there's always some serious competition in the middle, no matter how much the others didn't really want to admit it!
Sorry for not updating this one for a while, I just didn't really work on it for a good chunk of time since the update, as I've had other priorities!
Don't worry about the next one, it is going to come sooner than you think, but it's also going to be slightly shorter than you think!
With the rest of them being very sure of their abilities to just own the competition, a few missing front-running duos are going to appear for the first time in this part!
Brothers and sisters are going to have a bit of a battle with some more rowdy teams in the second challenge!
There might be some more action coming from the possible bottom ten, as Don was just ready to reel the viewers back in for this kind of action, especially when they're doing badly on the first challenge.
The sun was definitely going down and the shadows were definitely getting long enough for these ten teams to notice how much them they've wasted.
''Welcome to the Super Ridonculous Race, where we've got the stragglers that make up the bottom of the leaderboarding working their hardest to just move foward!'' Don announced, as this race was just taking Stewie and Brian some other places. ''I don't know how this team did this well, but something had to give for these two.''
Stewie and Brian were up against a bottom 5 survivor AKA Maguro and Sig, as they were both dissapointed with their results, especially since they were leaving the first challenge after a lot of people that were just behind them.
''Brian, we've nearly done this one and it only took us an hour and twenty minutes.'' Stewie was just a little bit tired.
''Considering that we almost got into trouble a lot, that's actuallly relatively fast.'' Brian's lack of surprise could be heard.
''It's not my fault that I have limbs that are shorter than the idiot's hammer handler!''
''Does it really matter? We're actually among the bottom five.'' Maguro was just ready to kick it into overdrive. ''And I'm not an idiot!''
Sig was just looking a little bit more worried than usual, which meant he wasn't exactly in the most stable state, especially since that they knew that they were at least in the bottom five of the groups.
''I wonder if we're going to be eliminated from sucking so much.'' Sig wasn't looking positively on this race right now.
''Let's just hope something or someone doesn't blindside us, because we're in the real bottom two.'' Brian was just trying to get back on track.
''Yeah, they might, but we're not an ordinary duo, Brian.'' Stewie was just ready to get riding.
''Isn't it really obvious, though.''
Stewie and Brian were both just completely done with what Sig asked
They managed to complete it all slightly later, as there was still another three teams that were barely able to make it with some serious skills that couldn't really be used properly.
''We barely made it.'' Dexter was just feeling the sweat. ''No thanks to you, Sam.''
''Yeah, please don't steal pictures.'' Dee Dee was just a little bit scared.
Cat actually did a knowing sigh, as Dexter knew that this sigh was just a little bit worrying and Sam was just shrugging her shoulders to say the obvious.
Star and Marco were both ready to do a comeback that was just worthy of being in the top tier, but for now, they were just going to have hang out with the second quartile of the bottom ten.
''I feel like it's going on forever.'' Marco was just working a good sweat. ''I wonder if I'm going to get mocked.''
''It's never too early-'' Sam was just trying to raise the mood.
''Trust me it is too early!''
''-to throw some insults.''
Marco was just taking a quick breather, as Star was just trying to teleport the bike ASAP with her own magical moves.
*The Babysitters' confessional*
Cat was just still seriously offended.
''It is too early to throw insults, we could get sent home by some other people.''
''And who are those other people?'' Sam was still unwaveringly confindent. ''A magical girl, a baby and a kid scientist.''
''Yeah, the magical girl and his karate friend could send us home!''
''...Why do you make me care?'' Sam was just a little shocked.
''Because!'' Cat became a lot happier. ''We're flying for free.''
Sam was just still confindent, she just changed her plan of action.
*The Miniature Duo's confessional*
Stewie was definitely more pissed off.
''I can't believe that babysitter was so cruel to a baby! I mean, she's several times older than me and she could've been my alliance partner, but I guess she'll be my enemy.'' Stewie was just ready to plan it hard. ''I'll make a alliance with a team that make me gonna get enough money to get those superstars in my house.''
Brian was just a little sceptical.
''Are you sure that you're going to find a better team in the last flight? I mean-''
''Come on, Brian! There's much better teams that we could team up with.''
*Confessional cut*
While the best of the best just twiddle their thumnbs and wait for more teams to just arrive at the Chill Zone, Don was just ready to do a quick transition to see who was arriving and this guy was just ready to see that there was a lot of feet going in the general direction of the end carpet.
''Well, there is definitely a lot of teams just working their way through the situation in Netherland, as their cycling skills can't be more different! Honestly, I have a clue.'' Don had his thoughts on who was really able to prove their best at cycling to victory in the Ridonculous Race.
There was a lot of teams that were just trying their hardest to have some seriously hard competition.
Strangely enough, Shen and Kukri were pretty much leading them by a inch, even with their controversies just attracting all kinds of people that didn't want to be near them.
At this point, they were in Schiedam along with the psuedo-peleton with three other players.
''Kukri, you son of a bitch!'' Trina was just ready to give some moves that would've impressed Josee. ''Trust me, I can punch!''
''I'm not sure what to say to this!'' Tori was just genuinely sure that her yells weren't as important.
Trina was just trying to take a bike swing at Kukri, who was just riding in front and Shen, who was just plain dissapointed.
''Er, what did you do?'' Shen was just giving a best questioning look.
''Fuck if I know.'' Kukri just barely had a look.
Fry and Bender were just a little bit digusted, which was weird because what the guy was similar to the type of the things the latter does in a regular basis, but Bender was also in the middle of the leaderboard.
Yeah, it makes sense to Bender.
''Fry, those guys are litterally looking at some underwear!'' Bender was just ready to kick it into overdrive.
''Okay, Bender.'' Fry was just more than happy to oblige as hard as he could. ''Wait, is that even true?''
''Yeah...why not?''
Fry still had a sceptical look on his face, but the speed was still coming in strong.
The next team was actually a little bit surprised by their lackluster position, as these brothers were definitely part of a sextuplet group that was just being serious scumbags.
''Karamatsu-san, let's go full speed!'' Jyushimatsu was quite litterally pedalling twice as fast as his brother. ''Yeah, baby!''
''Alright, Jyushimatsu...Just slow down a little bit.'' Karamatsu's ability to play it cool wasn't working too badly.
''Okay!''
''Let's ride this one out, brother.''
The idiotic brothers were actually close to the finish line, as were the previous three duos, especially with some more teams that were just speeding into the outer suburban town.
These four were actually dealing with their high speed bike riding, especially with one more team that was just joining the ride at speed, wherever for mysterious reasons.
''Hold up, we're also really, really fast for-'' Nerd was just driven to own it.
''-pathetic motherfuckers!'' Critic was just yelling just as loud.
The Nerd and The Critic were both internet famous and had an impressive resolve for two nerds that angrily reviewed video games for the former and the latter things that are not video games.
''Come on, this is my only chance to steal a quote from you.''
''Your mother would be even more dissapointed.''
The five teams were just getting closer and closer to the Chill Zone, as Vlaardingen was actually looking closer and closer, regardless of wherever they were going to the bridge or not.
The distance was actually getting a little bit closer, but it wasn't too close, as there was at least a chance to hop under the viaduct in record time.
Don was just pretty sure that there was one team that could make it and they also happened to be the least disgusting team out of this kinda weird group.
''Tori, Trina, you two have ended up in 41st place and on the second flight.'' Don proclaimed. ''Shen, Kukri, you two have a ten minute penalty for reasons that I don't want to go in.''
''Thanks, creep.'' Shen wasn't exactly pleased.
Kukri just shrugged.
''Fry, Bender, you two take 42nd place!'' Don was just ready to see what their celebration was and it wasn't really much. ''Huh, no celebration...Idiot brothers, you're in 43rd, I guess.''
Jyushimatsu's face became a lot less happy and Karamatsu's face was actually white.
''How old are you guys again?'' Bender asked. ''Twenty-one? You're gonna learn new crap.''
''Don't worry, I learned to be dissapointed.'' Karamatsu wasn't even remotely convincing, as he still hiding behind his glasses.
The Critic and The Nerd both arrived and they were sure that this show was just attracting the weirdest people, especially with a host like this, who was just slightly stunned.
''Very angry critics, you guys are in 44th.'' Don was just trying to act like things are normal. ''You guys are on the second flight, along with these two lovely ladies, who are in 45th!''
Mai was just genuinely slightly bothered by the mediocre position and the fact that the annoying teams were just hanging out and King was just ready to slap Don.
''You're definitely older than me.'' King just angrily said that.
''And he's on international TV!'' Mai was also mad at her circumstances. ''Why didn't Andy come?''
''Because he's got other stuff to do?'' Don was just trying to move them on.
*The Fighting Ladies' confessional*
King and Mai was actually just happy that they did so well.
''It wasn't exactly looking too good for us, but we both tried our hardest to make sure that weren't just a mediocre team that could hang back in 45th place.'' King was just ridiculously confindent.
''But thanks to a few fans meeting us and just motivating us to get to the Chill Zone, we did pretty good.'' Mai was just ready to admit something else. ''And we didn't tell them anything about this race, just that we're going here by bike.''
King was actually looking more relieved.
''Wait, you didn't tell them?''
''Yeah.''
*The Adult Best Friends' confessional*
Fry was just genuinely confused at what Bender did.
''Bender, how did you see what that ninja creep did? I mean, you were just not close.''
''Come on, Fry! I wouldn't really lie to you for that. Besides, I saw him be a creep to a bunch of playas.'' Bender was still being a sly dude.
''Why the heck are you that noble now?''
''I got a chance to one-up some dude and I one-upped that idiot and his buddy...and we still got smoked!''
''Okay! Then let's smoke them in the next round extra hard!'' Fry's enthusiasm came out of nowhere.
*Confessional cut*
''Speaking of smoking, there are a lot of teams that are just ready to get smoked, in the words of a certain robot, but there's a lot of new effortsto bring it...''
As there was a lot of teams leaving the first challenge in their attempt to just make it through this one, there was also quite a lot of teams that were in the second challenge that wasn't really feeling the exploring, especially with some shady competition being behind them.
''...back at the second challenge, seriously!'' Don kept on narrating at the Ridonculous Race chaos.
Kitty and Kurt, unsurprisingly, managed to get a huge improvement by just trying to find the best location and also trying to be the most chill couple in the game so far.
Minnie, Mickey, Joe and Sylvia was just exiting the general market, as they were both shocked to see that the mutants weren't just one-trick heroes that needed their abilities to get across.
''Wow, I can't believe we almost blew it four times in a row!'' Kurt was just a little bit dissapointed.
''Hey, if it makes you feel any better, we were up against the best of the best.'' Kitty was just ready to order that cheese. ''Besides, we did several missions back-to-back before this.''
''At least we're back on track to be in-''
''Save it for later, Kurt. Right now, we need to buy some cheese and these two guys are just kinda being a creep.''
Those two guys that Kitty was just referring to were actually Phil and Jack, who were just slightly behind Leni and Lori, as both teams were also actually trying their hardest to make this thing possible.
''Shut up your big mouth, Phil!'' Lori was just a little bit angrier.
''What about my big sword?'' Phil was going for the big lines.
''I don't really care about it.''
Leni just held the cheese abover her head and then it dropped, luckily leaving it almost unscathed, thanks to the covering that just allowed it to stay safe.
''Yeah...wait, you have an actual sword-'' Leni wanted to ask Phil, but she was just forced to go. ''Bye!''
Jack wasn't really that surprised at the results, as Phil was just still confindent that he would get someone that was just kinda dirty.
''Come on, I know she's hot and all of that, but she has a boyfriend.'' Jack kinda realized.
Phil was about to swear, when it was cut off by several other teams just doing their thing, as Spongebob, Buu, Patrick and Hercule arrived at the centre with their bikes in tow.
There was actually a lot of teams that were just making sure that their questions were actually well understood in both good old English and the slightly complicated Dutch, even if it wasn't a complicated thing to do.
Some of them were actually just ready to bring it on to the next coolest part of the challenge, as the ability to just correctly hold the cheese was a lot more important.
''Kitty, we need to go and finish this one!'' Dudley loudly exclaimed, before whispering. ''We've got the good-a cheese.''
''Dudley, that's kinda Italian and I'm pretty sure this is Dutch.''
''I heard that this cheese can also be made in Italy.''
''And the original recipe was made here.''
The agents that were animals were able to just get through pretty damn quickly, as the special stuff that Kitty managed to get a grab on was a box that barely fit the cheese.
''Bye, other kitty! I hope you come up right behind-'' Kitty Katswell was just ready to leave the place, as Dudley was just carrying the camera. ''-Wait, how did you managed to finish it?''
''We just put our heads together to be the best, obviously.'' Kitty Pryde just shrugged pretty hard. ''Besides, you wanna race?''
Kurt was just providing some hidden thumbs up, as Dudley was just trying to find his team's bike.
''We're already in a race.'' Katswell pointed out. ''So, yes.''
The young mutants and the secret agents were both on their way to the Chill Zone, as both teams were just willing to not use their advantages to keep the race that was actually fair.
Leni & Lori might have been done and nobody noticed, but they couldn't really be that much faster.
There was actually several teams that were already making sure that those two weren't going to arrive at the Chill Zone and these teams took a long while to get to the Chill Zone.
Wherever they were good people or not, is actually up to the audience to decide, as there was a lot of questionable teams in the race so far.
Pyro and Spy being one of them.
''Whoa, are you burning?'' Patrick was just a little shocked.
''Yeah, you're gonna need some water.'' Hercule wasn't really that shocked.
''Is there anyway to get some water?'' Cuphead was just holding a water spray over his head. ''Because I've got some.''
The three teams that were just currently waiting for the fourth and most insane team that were just genuinely making others feel the burn.
''Don't worry, this is not ze problem.'' Spy was just still looking like an ordinary dude. ''You all are just new to my friend's love of fire.''
Spy and Pyro were completely sure that this situation was just new to the three teams, as they were just genuinely concerned with the questionable moves that this team was just making towards the sellers.
*The Secret Agents' confessional*
Kitty and Dudley were just estatic to be on the pace to make it to the second flight.
''Well, Dudley. My plan really worked out the way it should, as we're up against a lot of teams, but we did do pretty great.'' Katswell was just ready to claim a lot of things. ''I don't think your plan would have worked.''
''You mean that just throwing the cheese at someone wouldn't have worked?'' Dudley was just a little dissapointed. ''But it's so cool!''
*The Cup Brothers' confessional*
Cuphead and Mugman at this point were a little bit shocked.
''Two days ago, we were tussling with Sonic for a position on the first flight. Today, we're going to get a ticket on the third flight and I'm not even sure why, Mugman?'' Cuphead was just trying to find answer.
''You really have a poor sense of direction.'' Mugman just gave it to him. ''At the very least, this time around.''
''So, I forgot the map...and that killed our chances.''
''Yep.'' Mugman just slumped.
''Hey, hey, don't worry! There's always next round and plus, even with a seat on the third flight, we can easily come back hard!''
''How hard?''
''As hard as we did against the devil.'' Cuphead was just walking off.
Mugman was just ready to keeping it a lot confindent.
*The Strong Friends' confessional*
Buu and Hercule were just ready to not quit.
''Alright, Buu want to get through this race without lose! Let's not lose!'' Buu was just trying to give a speech, albeit grammatic questionable. ''Yeah, we win and I'm gonna sleep!''
''...I was way ahead of you.'' Hercule was just looking confindent. ''But we're not gone, just yet!''
*Staci's confessional*
Staci was just shocked at how fast people were leaving.
''Candace really needs to speed herself, because there's a ton of people that must be leaving a mach speed or something! Seriously, I can't tell what place we're in.''
*Confessional cut*
''While there are teams that are competiting as fast as possible to make sure that their technique and path-finding are on point...''
''...there are a few teams that have finished that haven't done that and unsurprisingly blew it.'' Don was just saying this, as though the three teams were actually there, especially with one team just finishing up their penalty. ''Well penalty's up, Shen and Kukri, because you're in 46th.''
Shen and Kukri were just both pretty dissapointed, as they didn't get an insult.
''That's what you get from being really annoying.''
Their answer didn't even get properly heard, yet they managed to get satisified.
Instantly, there was two more teams that were just arriving at the place and they were very angry at the fact that they didn't just make it properly, especially with Austin and Ally trailing them.
Drake, Josh, Barry and Adam were combined to just be the four dudes that were just ready to feel the dissapointment that was just coming over as soon as they crossed the carpet.
''Barry and Adam, you're in 47th and Drake and Josh, you're in 48th!'' Don annnounced pretty loudly, as the two teams worth of brothers groaned at each other.
''I told that we needed to go foward!'' Drake was getting close with Adam.
''No, that was actually me!'' Adam proclaimed, probably correctly.
''And we all went in the wrong direction in the end.'' Barry was just not in a good mood.
''And lost...something, I guess.'' Josh wasn't even really sure what he had lost. ''It was a fun time, though.''
His own brother and the old-school brothers was just taking a look at Josh that wasn't exactly implying that it was all sunshine or rainbows or even remotely close.
''Austin & Ally, you're in 49th, which is kinda dissapointing.''
The singer-songwriters had smiles on their faces, regardless of their lackluster position, because of their fun times that were just plain ahead.
''We clearly need to do better, but this is still pretty awesome.'' Austin was just over-confindently crossing his arms.
''Yeah, I wonder when we're going to France, Austin?''
''I dunno, but I got a bunch of other countries that we'll have fun in!''
''Such as?''
Austin and Ally were just a little bit scared of the countries that were ahead, as Don was just coming in closer.
There was still a major gap in between the next team to come through and show the others what they were actually made of, but that gap wasn't big enough to have the new clouds majorly change the scenery.
Leni and Lori stepped on the carpet, as they were just looking pretty happy to just make it.
''Girls, you ended up in 50th!''
They both just hugged each other, as they were just struggling to hold back their excitement, especially with three teams that were just behind them.
''Young mutants, jumping from the bottom 5 to 51st!''
Kitty and Kurt were just sure that they did amazingly well, as Don was just a little bit shocked by the arrival of this team in this position.
''Secret colleagues, you're in 52nd, netting you a ticket on the second flight.''
Kitty and Dudley just gave each other a good thumbs up, as Don managed to not reveal who they truly were, even despite the earlier episodes revealing their thing.
''Woo, we did it.'' Dudley just said quietly.
The next team was just a little more dour-faced.
''Not gonna lie, you guys should be higher, but you did skate into 53rd.''
Don's words managed to make the skaters a little less dissapointed at their predicament than before, as Beat had a chill smile on his face and Gum was giving a stern look.
''Mickey, Minnie, ridiculously famous, but still getting a second flight ticket in 54th!''
Mickey and Minnie just both jumped and hugged, as they were just finally doing with it, but they were just waiting for their friends, who came right after.
''We did it!'' Mickey proclaimed.
''And we did break a sweat.'' Joe just added in.
''Joe and Sylvia, you two were part of the bottom ten, but you're in 55th and not the last team to get a second flight ticket!''
Takumi and Itsuki were just looking happier than ever, as they managed to overhear something pretty cool, but they knew better than to just prematurely shout over Don.
These two might have driven some AE-86s and those skills transferred over to the tandem.
''Takumi, Itsuki...''
Takumi and Itsuki was scared, the former less so.
''...you two have ended up in 56th place...''
They both knew that this pause must have meant something.
''...taking the last ticket that will let you on the second flight!''
There was a lot of teams that were bound for an African country on the second flight, as Don wasn't even ready to reveal which one it was, but he had something pretty cool to do.
''Who is going to resign themselves to the third flight?''
Cuphead and Mugman were shown just fighting for the leadh Phil and Jack in a strange way that looked like a destruction derby of tandems on the cycle route to Schiedam.
''Who's going to wrestle themselves to a worse fate? I might know, but you should see the next part of the Super Ridonculous Race!''
To be continued when the final group of teams arrive at Schiedam, sealing their cheese-covered fate...once and for all!
Flight #1 with the players that are getting top priority:
1st: Mercenaries (Ralf & Clark)
2nd: Ice Dancers (Jacques & Josee)
3rd: Reality Show Villains (Heather & Alejandro)
4th: Fast Friends (Sonic & Knuckles)
5th: Mutants (Wolverine & Gambit)
6th: Fox Couple (Tails & Zoey)
7th: Heroic Plumbers (Mario & Luigi)
8th: Simple Survivalists (Jasmine & Shawn)
9th: Evil Geniuses (Eggman & Boxman)
10th: Fashion Bloggers (Tom & Jen)
11th: Teen Agents (Kim & Ron)
12th: Prosecutors (Franziska & Edgeworth)
13th: Unlikely Friends (Shingo & Benimaru)
14th: Fashion Bloggers (Tom & Jen)
15th: Kid Heroes (Kaio & Dendy)
16th: Skeleton Brothers (Sans & Papyrus)
17th: Bounty Hunters (Samus & ''Captain'' Douglas Jay Falcon)
18th: Zombie Fighters (Frank & Chuck)
19th: Grandfather & Grandson (Rick & Morty)
20th: Monster Girls (Morrigan & Felicia)
21st: Reluctant Partners (Pete & Mortimer)
22nd: Supportive Friends (Alya & Nino)
23rd: Strange Siblings (Carly & Spencer)
24th: Karate Siblings (Ryo & Yuri)
25th: Tough Old Guys (Barker & Stromboli)
26th: Reality Show Heroes (Gwen & Leshawna)
27th: Odd Combination (Dawn & Brick)
28th: Bodega Workers (Rad & Enid)
29th: Police Officers (Nick & Judy)
30th: Stumbling Pirates (Hook & Smee)
Flight #2 with the players that get a bit of a delay:
31st: Stepbrothers (Chet & Lorenzo)
32nd: Questionable Heroes (K' & Maxima)
33rd: Teenage Warriors (Kasumi & Xiangfei)
34th: Karate Rivals (Ryu & Ken)
35th: Lonely Warriors (Jack & Johnny)
36th: Park Workers (Modrecai & Rigby)
37th: Reliable Partners (Chun-Li & Cammy)
38th: Obscure Warriors (Sho & Gai)
39th: Demon Hunters (Dante & Trish)
40th: Treasure Hunters (Wario & Waluigi)
41st: Rich Sisters (Tori & Trina)
42nd: Adult Best Friends (Fry & Bender)
43rd: Idiot Brothers (Karamatsu & Jyushimatsu)
44th: Angry Critics (Critic & Nerd)
45th: The Fighting Ladies (King & Mai)
46th: Tough Guys (Shen & Kukri)
47th: Old-School Brothers (Barry & Adam)
48th: New-School Brothers (Drake & Josh)
49th: Singer-Songwriters (Austin & Ally)
50th: Older Sisters (Leni & Lori)
51st: Young Mutants (Kitty Pryde & Kurt)
52nd: Secret Agents (Kitty Katswell & Dudley)
53rd: Graffiti Skaters (Beat & Gum)
54th: Good Couple (Mickey & Minnie)
55th: Dating Heroes (Joe & Sylvia)
56th: High-Speed Drifters (Takumi & Itsuki)
To be continued in the second-to-last part of this episode, which is where things will finally finish for several more teams in the sweet country called Netherlands, as there's still a lot more race to go through!
The next part for all of the faster laggards that were willing to put in the effort in this part and even appeared in this part to say some things!