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Alucard followed the scent of Ella's blood and looked at the building, she was in there, and he knew it
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Alucard walked through the halls and stopped; he heard the sound of footsteps and turned around to meet Anderson
Anderson lifted his blessed blades and bared his teeth "You're not getting her back demon, she's mine now"
Alucard laughed "She wears my ring and will soon be my bride; I will never let her go"
Anderson threw his blades at Alucard "She may bare your ring now, but soon enough she will bare mine and I will teach the girl what a real man is"
Alucard dodged the blades easily "Judas Priest, you are about as far away from being a man as rat shit, tell me where she is and I might let you live"
Anderson laughed "NEVER"
Alucard nodded and pulled out his guns "That's fine by me, I can find her easily enough, and her body bares both my blood and my mark"
Anderson growled "Soon enough I will cleanse her of that taint"
Alucard arrogantly lifted an eyebrow "What makes you believe you could have her anyway, she'd kill you in an instant"
Anderson laughed "She cares for me, so don't worry about that"
Alucard smiled "It appears you've mistaken pity for affection, but it is okay, soon you will be dead and won't have time to worry about that in hell"
Anderson snarled and lifted his blades again "Let's start then shall we"
Alucard laughed "I thought you'd never be ready, what with your chattering like an old maid"
Anderson moved quickly and stabbed at him
Alucard dodged and shot at him
Anderson was hit once in the shoulder and flew back
Alucard smiled, and then bent over in pain as the poison started to move more rapidly
Anderson got up and laughed "And tell me demon, how is that poison going? I invented it myself; I must say I am proud"
Alucard growled "It'll take a lot more then a weak poison to beat me"
Anderson glared "WEAK,WEAK I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT EVERY VAMPIRE WHO HAS EVER BEEN IN CONTACT WITH IT HAS DIED A SLOW AND AGONIZING DEATH"
Alucard smiled arrogantly "Sure they have" he replied mockingly
Anderson screamed and threw his blades
Alucard was stabbed through the stomach and the poison ate away at the blade, burning it away
Anderson smiled "Look's like its working"
Alucard shrugged "I thought I'd give you a free shot"
Anderson growled "HOW DARE YOU"
"Hmm?"
Anderson smiled at him "Not to worry if the blesses blades have no effect on you, the blesses objects seem to effect others of your kind"
Alucard shrugged again "So?"
Anderson laughed "WHO DO I HAVE NOW?"
Alucard straightened up and screamed out "ELLA!?"
"She can't respond to you"
Alucard turned to Anderson "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE"
"Just taken some precautions against a rescue of her"
Alucard lifted his guns and fired over and over while screaming "WHERE IS SHE"
Anderson ran at him and turned and sliced off Alucards arm, it dropped to the floor with a sickening THUD
Alucard looked down at his arm "That wasn't very nice of you"
Anderson turned and swung at him
Alucard regenerated his arm and shot Anderson in the head in rapid succession
Anderson landed with a THUD and Alucard grinned "An arm for a head shot"
They both raised their weapons again when they heard
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
It came from the room underneath and Alucard saw Anderson go white
Alucard walked over to him and wrapped a hand around his throat "WHAT DID YOU DO ELLA?"
Anderson ripped Alucards arm off and whispered "Ella"
He turned and ran
Alucard followed
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Ella was sleeping fretfully, she was emotionally drained and physically in pain, she wished she knew the vampire healing trick, but Alucard had yet to teach her that, or anything else for that matter
Alucard
Ella dreamt she heard his voice and the sound of his guns and smiled slightly in her sleep; she rolled, or tried to, but woke after she nearly twisted her fucking wrist off
"OWW, SON OF A BITCH" She sighed and remembered her dream, it seemed so real, it was almost like she could really hear gunshots and Alucard
She sat up (or tried to) cursed, then realized it was him, he was here
Ella also felt something strange, like he was in pain and she remembered the poison
She tugged hard on her handcuffs but all they did was scorch her skin "Shit" she muttered "Blessed fucking handcuffs"
She remembered all that Alucard could do and sighed softly, "if only I could do that kewl wall thinging"
She blinked and smiled "I don't have to do it with my whole body; I can try to do it with my wrists instead, start small"
She let out a laugh and focused all her energy on opening her third eye and wrapping the shadows around her wrists, so her wrists could become part of the shadows
The shadows wrapped around her left wrist and it became part of them, she slowly moved her wrist up from the handcuffs and was half way out of them
She watched in horror as the shadows left and the handcuff went through her left wrist
She heard the sound of something dropping to the floor above her and bit her lip so she wouldn't scream
She tried to block the pain and focus again on the shadows, they didn't come
Suddenly she was filled with a dark rage, her man was above her fighting for her life while poison ran through his body and what was she doing, lying on a fucking bed
The shadows came back and wrapped themselves around her entire left arm, she pulled it from the handcuff and focused on her right arm, it do was immediately wrapped in shadows
She sat up and grabbed her ankles and pulled hard, the handcuffs broke and she stood up
Her eyes opened wide and she looked around
She had done it, she was free, she forgot all about the battle upstairs
She had done her first vampire trick all by herself, she screamed with excitement
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Alucard and Anderson ran to the door and Alucard kicked it in, turning the wooden door into slabs of broken wood
They ran in and saw Ella jumping up and down screaming
Anderson blinked in surprise "How did you get out?"
Ella turned
Alucard yelled "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?"
Ella screamed "RED" and ran up and jumped on him, she kissed his cheeks, his nose and then his mouth
He put her down and turned to Anderson "Now we know she's safe, let's finish this"
Ella shook her head "Uh, uh, no way"
They looked at her and both muttered "What?"
Ella frowned "Anderson is the priest who's going to marry us, so you can't kill him yet"
They both blinked "What?"
Ella nodded
Anderson and Alucard looked at each other then back to Ella
She smiled at them both
Alucard whined "But Ella"
She shook her head "No complaining, even though Alex is mentally insane right now, he's still my friend and you know my rule about killing my friends"
Alucard gapped at her "HE TRIED TO KILL US BOTH"
Ella shook her head "No, he tried to kill you, not me, and I'm sure he's very sorry for it"
Anderson snorted
Ella turned to him "Alex so help me god if you don't apologize I will make your life a living hell, I will stop being friends with you and turn the children at the orphanage against you"
It was his turn to gape "But Ella"
She shook her head "NO BUTS, SHAKE HANDS NOW!"
They grumbled
"SHAKE HANDS" she ordered
They both glared at each other and shook hands
Ella smiled "Now that we're all friends again, how about that antidote Alex?"
Anderson looked at her "What antidote?"
She frowned "The one that you use to stop the poison in Red's body"
He looked down and mumbled something
Ella stopped and whispered "What was that?"
He sighed "There is no antidote"
Alucard let out a laugh "Of course not, that would be to simple wouldn't it"
Ella looked around
Alucard gritted his teeth and walked out into the hallway
Ella followed and saw him leaning against a wall with a hand wrapped tightly around his stomach; he let out a moan of pain
Ella took a shaky breath "Red?"
He grinned at her, the grin turned into a grimace of pain "Little mental, did I ever tell you that you were my world?"
She felt a tear run down her cheek "Red?"
He shook his head "Did I ever tell you I wished for death, that I envied humans and their ability to age and die, that was until you came along"
Her lower lip trembled "Red?"
He smiled at her "Ah Ella, you gave me so much in so little time, with you I felt invincible, I felt, I had always envied that in others, the ability to feel things and emotions, then you told me you loved me and died in my arms and it was like a new world, everything was different, because you my Little mental, you loved me knowing full well what I was, you loved the monster that I am"
She let out a sob "RED STOP IT"
He sighed "Even now when others would rejoice the end of such a monster, you weep for me"
His legs gave out and he slid to the floor, he stretched his legs in front of him and leant his head on the wall
She screamed "RED STOP IT, YOU'RE SCARING ME, RED"
He smiled at her again "I haven't told you this to your face before, Ella Anderson, my little mental, I love you"
She swallowed and turned to Anderson and grabbed him by his robe "HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO MAKE AN ANTIDOTE?"
He sighed "Months"
She closed her eyes
He whispered "I'm sorry"
Her eyes snapped open and were full of rage "You're sorry" she whispered, and then shouted "YOU'RE SORRY?"
Anderson took a step back
Ella laughed and shook her head "Not as sorry as you could be"
Anderson frowned "Huh?"
She kicked him in the balls and when he doubled over she punched him in the nose, breaking it, he fell to the floor
Ella turned and looked over to make sure Alucard was still alive; satisfied he wouldn't die in the next ten minutes she walked over to the broken door and picked up a plank of wood
She walked over to Anderson who was on the floor, lying on his side; she lifted the wood and brought it down again and again
Alucard smiled
She kept hitting him with the wood until it broke, she threw the broken pieces away and walked over and picked up two more planks, she placed one on the floor and picked up the other
WHACK
Anderson groaned
WHACK
WHACK
WHACK
WHACK
WHACK
Anderson gasped in pain "I thought you wanted me to marry the two of you?"
Ella smiled "Lucky for you the wedding is still several months away, plenty of time for your head and hands to heal, I don't care about your back and legs, use a wheelchair"
WHACK
She held up the plank and brought it down on his head
WHACK
SNAP
She frowned at the broken piece and shrugged, she threw it away and picked up the other piece
Alucard laughed at Ella beating the shit out of Anderson with planks of wood, Anderson had one hand covering his face and the other covering his crouch
Ella kicked him in the ribs
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
"Huh" she muttered "No wonder that vamp had so much fun kicking me, it really is fun"
Anderson moved the hand from his head to his ribs and Ella smiled
SMACK
He groaned in pain and she lifted the plank and brought it down hard on his head
WHACK
SNAP
She smiled down at Anderson who was unconscious from the last hit and turned to Alucard
She walked over to him and straddled his lap "I have an idea"
He nodded "That's nice"
She smiled and closed her eyes; shadows wrapped themselves around her arms
She opened her eyes and slammed her hands into his chest
He frowned down at her
She moved her hands around and grabbed at the acid like poison, she felt it latch onto her hands and arms and continued to search for more of it
She lent up and kissed him
He kissed her back and opened his mind to her
She saw all of his memories
Once she knew she had grabbed as much of the poison as she could, she let out a sigh
She bit his lower lip hard and he opened his mouth to her
They kissed passionately and he opened his eyes and looked at her face
She was kissing him and stared into his eyes, he heard her whisper in his mind "Get ready my love"
He didn't know what she was planning
She opened her mind to him and he knew
She broke away from the kiss and kissed his chin, down his jaw line and to his neck
Anderson moaned and opened his eyes; he looked over in time to watch Ella sink her teeth into Alucards neck
She focused all of her energy on her arms and they became solid whilst still inside Alucards chest
She looked at him and he nodded
She used all of her strength and ripped her arms out of his body
He arched in pain and she let go of his neck and pulled back
In her hands and on her arms was a green goop like substance that seemed to pulsate
She screwed up her nose "Eww"
Mixed in with the goop was Alucards blood and skin and bits of his rib cage
She looked back at him and groaned, she could see inside his chest, all of his muscle and broken ribs and the organs there
She shuddered "For gods sake Red, heal yourself please, that is disgusting"
He laughed and shadows wrapped themselves around his chest
She looked down at the goop and frowned
Alucard stood up and stretched, he fell into the wall (not into like went through it but you know what I mean)
Ella glared back at him "You're still to weak Red, so don't do to much"
He sighed "Yes mother"
She rolled her eyes and shook her arms and hands, the goop went flying everywhere
She sighed at it and muttered "I need to wash my hands and shower"
She walked over to Anderson and squatted down "Where is your lab?"
He sighed and told her
She nodded and waved at him "See you at the wedding, I'll let you know when and where after I decide"
Anderson moaned in pain
Ella wrapped one of Alucards arms around her "Lean on me Red, we have one more stop before home"
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The stood in Anderson's lab and Ella looked around and sighed "Sarah would have loved this"
Alucard looked at her "Sarah would love bubble wrap"
Ella turned and looked at him "DO YOU HAVE BUBBLEWRAP?" she squealed
He sighed "Let me guess, you also love bubble wrap"
She glared at him "There is something wrong with someone who doesn't like bubble wrap"
He smiled at her and then let out a sigh "I have to sit down"
She nodded and turned back to the lab "Such a shame" she whispered
She picked up a beaker and dropped it on the ground
SMASH
Alucard looked up "Ah, I get your plan now"
Ella looked around "Well, I suppose it's alright if I do some shopping for Sarah here" she muttered to herself
She picked up a bag from the ground and grabbed a Bunsen burner and some empty beakers and test tubes
Alucard frowned "Huh, what are the odds of you finding an empty bag just there that you only just now mentioned so you have somewhere to put the empty stuff you're stealing for Sarah"
Ella looked over "I know, it's almost like someone knew I'd be taking stuff"
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After Ella finished stealing stuff to give to Sarah (lol)
She and Alucard looked around and smiled at each other
Alucard frowned "Should we look for the poison recipe?"
Ella shook her head "It's to risky, I mean what happens if someone else gets their hands on it, its much to dangerous for the innocent people of the world"
He sighed "Fine"
They both took opposite sides of the room and Ella let out a sigh "We need background music"
Alucard looked over "There's a radio that neither of us noticed before and it seems to be working, this is slightly odd"
Ella smiled "Maybe god just loves me"
Alucard laughed
Ella stopped smiling
Alucard stopped laughing "Oh, you were serious, um sure he does"
She glared "Shut up and play the music"
Alucard nodded "The way our luck is tonight it will be smashing shit music"
He pushed play
"GOD
IS MY SAVIOUR
I LOVE THE LORD
HE IS MY SHEPERD"
Ella screamed "AHHHHHHH, TURN IT OFF, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN IT OFF!"
Alucard was pushing all the buttons "IT'S NOT STOPPING" he sounded hysterical
Ella sounded just as hysterical "SMASH IT, SMASH THAT BITCH TO PEICES"
Alucard dropped it on the ground
"GOD IS...GR...E..A...T"
It was still playing but had slowed down
Ella blocked her ears and sobbed "MAKE IT STOP"
Alucard jumped up and down on it
"GOD ...SAV"
It stopped
Ella and Alucard sighed in relief
Ella ran over to Alucard, he hugged her and rubbed her back "its okay, it's over now"
She was still sobbing "It was horrible"
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Ella had finally calmed down and she smiled at Alucard "LET'S KILL THIS BITCH"
He grinned and kicked a table; the items on it fell to the floor
SMASH
SMASH
SMASH
They continued until everything was broken and Ella looked around for something flammable
Alucard picked up a bottle of brandy "Looks like the priest enjoys a drink"
She grinned "Lets burn her up"
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After Alucard had thrown brandy all over the place Ella picked up a box of matched and smiled
She lit a match and dropped it on the floor
WHOOSH
Ella squealed in surprise
Alucard blinked "Huh, I guess we didn't have to worry about the brandy"
They both looked around and Ella looked back at him "Haul ass?"
He nodded "Yep, haul ass"
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They stood on the street corner and Ella sighed "I lost my bag"
He shook his head "After all that, you're worried about your bag?"
She glared "A WOMAN'S BAG IS A SACRET AND MAGICAL OBJECT TO HER"
He raised an eyebrow in surprise "Okay"
She sighed and leant against him "Let's go home, my ribs hurt and so does my face"
He smiled "Plus you look like shit"
She hit him
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They walked into Hellsing and Ella yelled "HONEY I'M HOME"
Everyone came running over and they all gasped
Sarah hit Alucard "WHAT'D YOU DO TO HER?"
Ella sighed "It wasn't him and it's a long story"
Integra lit a cigar "I have time"
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After the story was told Integra had let out a sigh "Are you really going to have Anderson marry you two?"
Ella nodded
Integra groaned
Ella stood up and stretched "Well if you excuse me, I have some drugs to take, a shower to have and a man to nurse"
Alucard just smiled and waited
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Five minutes later Ella let out a scream "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY STUFF"
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