Hiya, so I've been conversing with RatherOddRanger about the book for a while now and he's been giving me some brilliant ideas for the story, so thank you so much to him. Yes, I haven't updated this in forever, so it might be a shock when this comes through but oh well!

Wendy POV

I decided to take a long walk to school this morning on my own, no Craig who's probably sick of me, no Kenny who's probably drunk and especially no Bebe after what she said about me yesterday in Cartman's so-called 'interview'.

It did make me wonder if I should attend my interview or not but then again my stress levels were high enough as it is.

''Ok we're off to school mom.'' I hear Stan's voice cry out. Shit. I didn't mean to walk down this way, it's just a habit I guess.

I quickly duck behind a parked car and slowly look over to see Stan getting a hug off his mom alongside that dirty looking kid who's been hanging out with him lately.

What's his name again? Donny? Donald? Dipper?

I look on a little confused as I see Sharon give whatever his name is a hug too who just stares at her unsure before giving her a hug back.

Ok that's odd, I've never seen her hug Kenny or Kyle like that...

I duck even further down behind the car as the pair start to walk towards it, they're so close that I can overhear part of the conversation.

''I really appreciate your mom letting me stay over again, I hate being a pest.'' He says to Stan who just smiles at him.

''Relax dude it's cool, besides I bet my bed is a lot more comfortable than what you're used to.'' Stan smiles as he pats the kid on the back who lets out a nervous laugh.

My eyes went wide as I listened to the pair walk down the street as my mind started racing. What did Stan mean about his bed? Was that kid sharing it with him or something? And who is he? I'm positive I recognise him... wait... What if they are sharing a bed?

Does that mean Stan's gay now? Oh God... I dated a gay guy?

I slowly get up as I watch the pair turn the corner, I freeze when Stan looks over at me but he then carries on walking. I guess he didn't see me but then again I don't want to talk to him or even face him for that matter not with so many thoughts running through my head right now.

Cartman POV

I sit in my chair as the make up artist finishes applying the final touches to my cheeks and hair, glad I managed to get a decent breakfast at home. You've got to look great when ruining people right? The last thing I need is my stomach growling mid interview, throwing my off my A-game.

Well I have no doubt today was going to go as well as yesterday's interview regardless.

Come to think of it do I really need to ruin their reputations? They're ex-cheerleaders now, no longer part of Bebe's crumbling circle of popular kids and now dating two of the biggest dorks in the entire town.

I chuckle as I remember before Stoley, Lola was dating Bridon currently captain of the basketball team and member of the football team alongside being the school's heart throb.

Maybe if I was lucky I could trick Lola into saying she was sick of him wearing her underwear or got bored of sucking him off or something just as humiliating.

Jenny would be an easier target, all I have to do is remind her how she crapped her pants back in elementary school and a shower of tears would fall.

I hear the door open and look upwards as Lola and Jenny walk in, an assistant showing them to their seats but they stop him in mid sentence to ask him a question.

He looks confused before walking over.

''Uh… excuse me boss.'' He asks me nervously as I roll my eyes at him.

''Tiny, like I said before you don't have to call me boss… Grand Wizard Cartman yes but not boss.'' I say to him as he gulps.

''Now what's the matter Tiny?'' I question him as I tap an imaginary watch on my wrist. ''Time is money after all!''

''Well it's about the money.'' He finally manages to stammer out.

I raise an eyebrow at him, seeing him act so nervous was an added bonus today.

''What money? You're a media studies intern something or other, you're not getting paid!'' I shout at him, poking him in the chest.

''I didn't mean me, I meant the girls.'' He blurts out as he backs away. ''They want to know where their $50 are?''

I growl under my breath, god damn it I knew I forgot something.

Stan POV

I rest my head in my arms as I slouch on my desk, the conversation from yesterday's lunch going back and forth through my mind.

I felt depressed but I never thought of it as a mental disease, I just assumed I was too emotional or it was just the hormones.

I mean my life is great, well if you count a crazy ass dad and the love of your life refusing to acknowledge your existence great…

I glance over at Wendy, she still has her back to me chatting away to Craig with a smile on her face whilst he just nods and shrugs.

I move my gaze over to Tweek who's just eyeing up Wendy with death glares and that's when I notice the bags underneath his eyes. Did the break up devastate him as much as it did me?

I feel my eyes tearing at the memory of our last kiss before glancing back. Considering Craig stole my girlfriend you'd think he'd show some more interest when she was talking to him.

Wendy POV

''I can't believe Bebe yesterday; saying I jump at anyone who even talks to my boyfriend.'' I let out annoyed, the events of yesterday had really pissed me off and I just wanted someone to talk too.

''Ex-boyfriend …'' Craig corrects me before letting out a long sigh.

I look over at him slightly annoyed. I was comparing our homework, helping him out as a thank you for coming to the hospital so many times with me.

Don't get me wrong I'm thankful but it would be nice if he acted grateful for helping him keep solid grades to stay on the football team.

Before I can open my mouth to complain I suddenly notice he's staring at his phone, going through Facebook and looking up photos of him and Tweek when they were still dating. That's when it hits me; he misses him.

Well we can't have that.

''Hey Craig.'' I say as I rest my hand on his shoulder. ''Cheer up, I mean you know what they say right? There's plenty of more fish in the sea.''

Craig just looks over at me with a very mixed reaction, he looks partly appreciative but also annoyed at the same time.

I quickly glance over at Stan only to see him buried in his arms as if he is sleeping or something. Damn, I wanted him to see us right now, why didn't he pay any attention to me anymore? I'd love to see him squirm over the scene in front of him.

Emily and that kid in the grey hat sit down next to him and she pats him on the shoulder, he doesn't move and the pair exchange a worried look with Francis, who's gone over to sit next to Tweek. Why do they suddenly give a crap about him?

No doubt Emily wanted to get into Stan's pants or something or maybe even Douglas, yeah that would explain it.

That would explain why I saw him leaving Stan's house so early this morning.

They're probably like Red and Lisa Berger, both desperate to get popular by sucking off other peoples boyfriends... Well ex-boyfriends but the fact remains, I'm sick of people like that.

Angry, I look over at Red who's looking super pissed off at how close Emily is to Stan but also at Kevin who's chatting away with a worried looking Pete Melman.

It's like she can't decide who to stare, pissed off at the most especially as she's still annoyed over Lola dating Kevin now.

What do her and Lola see in that nerd? Then again, what does Jenny see in Pete?

Bebe's right, they're both so pathetic; Pete's on the football team but only as a reserve. Such a great catch Jenny landed there.

''Wendy?'' I hear Craig's voice snapping me back into reality. He looks at me confused and slightly worried.

''Um you ok?'' He asks me as I suddenly notice my hand is still on his shoulder. ''You're kind of hurting me.'' He points out sounding confused, no doubt due to my behaviour.

''Sorry, sorry.'' I quickly blurt out removing my hand just as the screen comes down for the morning announcements.

Great bad enough I blew my chance with Craig but now I've got to listen to Cartman talk crap for the next 10 odd minutes.

I wonder which idiot he got on to interview this time?

Kyle POV

''They're getting awfully friendly lately.'' Kenny says to me as he nudges him in the side whilst crewing some strong mint flavoured chewing gum.

''Huh?'' I ask him confused, I wasn't really paying attention to what was going on, as my mind was still on yesterday over what happened with my locker.

Who on earth knew my secret? Was it Bebe? She joked about my jealously yesterday but even she wouldn't have done that? Would she?

''There.'' Kenny points to Emily patting Stan on the back before moving his hand over to Wendy and Craig. ''And I was going to say that before Wendy moved her hand off his shoulder.''

I simply sigh to myself and as Bebe finally arrives into class and sits down next to Kenny, no doubt late due to morning sickness.

The two hold hands on the desk and Kenny looked as if he didn't have a care in the world. He's been drinking this morning, hasn't he? That would explain the gum and that smell of beer coming from his jacket.

Stan POV

''Good morning fellow South Park students.'' I hear Cartman say as I look up. I look over at Emily as she has her hand on my arm, giving me a gentle squeeze.

She smiles at me and I kind of smile back, or at least try to. It just hits me how much of lovely smile she has alongside that lovely shade of blue in her eyes.

I sit up, only just now realising how much of a mess I look, noticing Douglas right beside me as Francis sits next to us alongside a very upset looking Tweek.

He nods at us with a smile and I smile back just as I notice Tweek is just looking down at his desk.

''Today as part of our interview series I am joined today with Jenny Simons and Lola… Lola... Sorry what's your last name again?'' Cartman asks but immediately interrupts her within his next breath.

''You know what it doesn't matter, I don't really give a crap.''

I quickly glance over at Kevin Stoley who's looking annoyed whilst Pete just looks on in shock.

''Did you know about this?'' He blurts out, as Kevin just shakes his head.

''Just get it over with, fatty.'' Jenny angrily snaps at Cartman who just laughs.

'Ok, ok.'' He laughs before composing himself. ''So today we're taking a look at people who have fallen from grace or namely people who quit being cheerleaders and dump their jock boyfriends for a pair of dork nerds.''

"...Wait what?" I hear Bridon drone from his seat alongside Clyde Donovan. "Lola broke up with me?"

There was a brief silence, as all we could hear was Mr Mackey telling off Cartman on the monitor.

Was Bridon being fucking serious?

"Nah dude, I bet Kevin's just a rebound to make you jealous or something." Clyde adds patting Bridon on the back.

"I mean who in their right mind would want to sleep with that nerd?" He says, pointing to Kevin without even looking at him.

''You want help with that maths test next week or not Donovan? Because last time I checked I didn't need a grade higher than a C to stay on the football team!" Kevin shouted at him loudly making Clyde regret his recent words.

"I was joking dude... Please help me pass that test." Clyde quickly stammers as Token just smirks and nods approvingly at Kevin whilst Jason just laughs loudly.

Wow I had no idea Kevin had that power over him, would explain why Clyde never bothers him I guess.

"You know…" Jenny began crossing her arms. "I have no problem handing back this fifty dollars and ending this interview right here."

"I didn't get fifty dollars." Bebe mutters, towards no one in particular.

"Jenny agreed to this for money?'' Pete asked Kevin, confused, who in turn stared at the monitor in shock.

I see Cartman on the monitor mumble something under his breath as he re-arranges his interview cards before finally saying "Fine, whatever." Alongside a loud huff of annoyance. "Ok…" He begins. "So for years, well since elementary school, you two have been iconic members of the cheerleader squad until you both recently joint resigned."

"Yeah and so?" Lola asks him, confused.

"So I'm sure the school would love to know why you two just decided to quit on a whim?" Cartman raises an eyebrow, inquisitively.

"Ok first it's no one's business and second if people must know, I quit because personally I'm sick of Bebe telling us who we can and can't date." Jenny spits out angrily. "Considering she's all lovey dovey with the new town drunk, it's amazing how over protective of Clyde 'Windmill' Donovan she is."

"Windmill?" Cartman asks the pair, no doubt as confused as the rest of us, whilst Clyde just tries to hide himself under his jacket.

"Clyde's idea of asking a girl on a date is to get his dick out and wave it around like a windmill." Jenny says, flatly, looking very unimpressed.

"He thinks it's sexy and that it turns girls on... It's not and doesnt, it's really not sexy at all… It's just gross on so many levels." Lola adds, rolling her eyes. "Last time he tried it was when I was still dating Bridon and-"

"WHAT THE HELL CLYDE?" Bridon shouted at him as he squirmed.

"Actually wait..." Lola starts and then stops, thinking something over before clicking her fingers. "My mistake, the last time was at that Raisins girl's party whilst my Kevie went to get me a drink."

"Oh, you mean where Cartman slept with a hooker?" Jenny adds, as Cartman grunts loudly, in sync with a few of the Raisins girls.

"You're failing that test then." Kevin shouts as he throws a large and thick text book towards Clyde.

"Oh God I remember that, I was sitting right next to you, he thought that little stunt would land him a three way or something." Jenny added as Pete slammed his desk in rage causing Clyde to jump in fear.

"Holy crap was not expecting that." Cartman mumbles, as he rearranges his cards. "So yeah… You mentioned something about Bebe enforcing some dating rules or something?"

"Oh yeah, so basically Bebe had this mentality that we cheerleaders could only date dumb jocks like Clyde and despite Pete being on the football team that wasn't enough." Jenny states, the anger evident in her voice.

"Which sucked for me because the only decent guy being Pete was taken. All I was left with was Jason, Clyde and Bridon who never took any interest in me when we did date." Lola crosses her arms whilst Cartman was clearly scheming a question.

"What about Stan Marsh? If he had been available like now would you have asked him?" Cartman gloated no doubt hoping that question would annoy me or worse, piss off Wendy.

Lola simply shrugs at the question. "I'm not in the habit of stealing other peoples boyfriends unlike a certain bitchy red head I know."

I look over and see Red breaking her pencil in half with a pissed off look on her face. Cartman was clearly on a mission to target as many individuals as possible and I had a feeling it wasn't going to stop here...

Wendy POV

"Um… Ok then, so next question is why? Why did you dump some so-called dumb jocks for a pair of nerds?" Cartman asks as Jenny gets annoyed again.

"Ok first off, I didn't dump anyone and grab the next available guy." She says turning to Lola with a apoplectic look. "No offence Lola."

"None taken." She adds with a shrug as Jenny continues.

"I've been dating Pete since middle school but no thanks to Bebe's insane logic, I was made to feel ashamed for my feelings for Pete because he wasn't popular enough. Apparently being friends for years at Sunday school and attending mass together every Sunday wasn't enough for her." Jenny stated as her tone got angrier and angrier. "It got to the point last year that my depression kicked back in, you know the one I've been suffering from thanks to your cupcake back in elementary school." She reconciles whilst pointing an accusing finger at Cartman.

I bite my lip, I had no idea Jenny had felt like that. Usually the girls like Nicole used to come to me for dating advice but clearly Jenny thought she couldn't come to me for help... Did the other girls think I would snitch to Bebe or something?

Kyle PoV

"Uh... Let's move on..." Cartman manages to nervously say whilst Lola looks offended.

"Hey I didn't get to answer-"

"No one cares about you blowing the nerd king." Cartman cuts her off, angrily. It was evident this interview wasn't going the way he hoped but Jenny wasn't clearly finished yet as she took a deep breath to calm herself.

"Pete thought he was the cause of my depression and even suggested breaking up because of how much keeping our love secret was getting to me." She starts as Lola places an arm on her back for emotional support.

"So why didn't you?" Cartman questions in a 'matter of fact' tone as the classroom went silent. All that was heard was the sound of Pete getting out of his chair, only to be stopped by a concerned Kevin.

"Pete, dude, he's not worth it." Kevin pleads, trying to calm his angered friend down.

"Because I love him you idiot!" Jenny shouts into Cartman's face whilst shoving her hand directly at him.

"See this ring on my finger? It's a purity pledge ring! Instead of breaking up I told Pete we should take the purity pledge together to show that no matter how much crap people like Bebe throw at us, at the end of the day we'll still have each other." Jenny states as Cartman just blinks at her, confused.

"So you're going to wait until your married to fuck Pete Melman? That's fucking dumb!" Cartman retorts as Jenny simply laughs at him.

"That is dumb, who'd be stupid enough to agree to that?" I hear Kenny shout out, clearly too drunk to remember what happened with Tammy Warner.

"I'm dumb for wanting to marry my boyfriend, the man I love because I still have some morals unlike the sex addicts in this school?" She scoffs. "Yes, how dare I choose to wait to have sex for the first time with him on my wedding night? How dare I decide I'd rather lose my virginity to the man I love and not to some cheap hooker like a certain someone."

"Like the girl you lost your virginity to."

Lola states the obvious, causing Cartman to go red in the face.

"Oh yeah?" He shouts at Lola. "I'll bet Stoley is lousy in bed!"

"Wrap it up Eric." The principal yells as the bell rings out for the start of lessons. I gather my things, having no desire to endure Cartman's rant about how the morning announcements weren't long enough.

Wendy PoV

I stare blankly at the computer, my fingers shaking as I scan over the 'Eavesdropper' logo that was lit up on my computer screen. I felt twisted, but that's what the cancer was doing to me. I wanted everyone to feel the pain I felt. I wanted other people to suffer, just as I was.

Before I could turn back, I press the 'enter' button on the keyboard, the gossip I had exposed flying to the top of the screen.

And with that, I had restarted the website that ruined our childhood.