Win A Date With Ivypool!

by inactive account im sorry

Since the almighty Empress Tansy ended 'Win a Date With Nightcloud', Dovewing has decided to make her own show! Of course, with her boyfriend Bumblestripe, she can't have toms compete to date her, so she dragged Ivypool into it too (literally). Watch as three toms compete it out, to Win a Date With Ivypool! FULL PERMISSION FROM THE EVERLASTING EMPRESS! COMPLETED!

37. Jayfeather, Tigerstar and Firestar

Chapter 37 Jayfeather, Tigerstar and Firestar

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"Wake up!" Dovewing hissed. Ivypool snapped awake.

"Wuzzat!"

"It's me; we have to leave for the show in thirty minutes."

"Okay."

"Did you even go on the date with Lionblaze?"

"Nope."

(LINELINELINE)

"Welcome to Win a *coughfightcough* Date with Ivypool!" Ivypool cheered sleepily. "Today, three *yawn* toms will be competing to take me on a date to Palebird and Rainflowers Mothering Classes. Sounds boring. Dovewing, who's competing?"

"Jayfeather, Tigerstar and Firestar." Dovewing said as Jayfeather walked up. Where are Tigerstar and Firestar?"

"They're fighting backstage." Jayfeather said. A crash was heard from backstage.

"Well? Go get them!"

"I'll do it." Ivypool grumbled. She got up and treaded backstage. Screaming and crashing were heard from backstage, and soon after a disgruntled Ivypool came back dragging two toms by their tails.

"OW! Hey!" Firestar squeaked.

"You squeak like a girl!" Tigerstar laughed. Ivypool kicked his side. Tigerstar sneezed.

"You sneeze like a kitten!" Firestar laughed. Tigerstar slapped him. Firestar slapped him back. Soon, both toms were in a full out slappy-fight.

"Enough!" Ivypool roared. The window shattered from her voice. Both toms stopped. "Finally. First question: what would you do in order to watch your favorite TV show?"

Jayfeather banged his head on the wall again.

"Why does this happen to me?" He wailed.

"I would kill Firestar." Tigerstar said.

"I would kill Tigerstar." Firestar said.

"I think that point goes to Jayfeather. T&F are just annoying me." Ivypool said. "Next question: what color hair do you want?"

Jayfeather banged his head on the wall again.

"I agree with Jayfeather. He wins." Ivypool said.

"How?" Dovewing asked.

"Because T&F are more concentrated on fighting," Ivypool motioned to the two toms wrestling over a slice of pizza. "And I probably will fake a sick and not go to the mothering classes. I mean, those are the two worst mothers in clan history!"

"Agreed. Well, that concludes this episode of Win a Date with Ivypool. See y'all next time!"