Dear DIRT FACE, YOU BETTER EFFING KEEP YOUR DIRTY MITTS OFF CALEO, JASPER, PERCABETH, FRAZEL, TRATIE AND ALL THOSE OTHER COUPLES. OK? The demigods are going to beat you. THEY'RE GOING TO BEAT YOU AND INSTEAD OF MAKING YO MAMA JOKES THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE YO GAEA JOKES AS IN YO GAEA IS SO STUPID SHE RAN OUTSIDE WITH A SPOON WHEN SHE HEARD IT WAS 'CHILLY' OUT! (I got that from the internet.) NO ONE LIKES YOUR SORRY FACE. GUIDANCE COUNSELING MAYBE? I RECOMMEND RACHEL DARE. Anyway, DO NOT TOUCH MY OTPs AND DO NOT TOUCH MY DEMIGODS AND DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY CAMP HALF-BLOOD! OR THE ROMAN CAMP! (you can clean up the poop that a random dog did on my lawn, though.) From Lee, daughter of Zeus