'Truth or Dare' SCARES you!

You've seen Tony strip.

You live on Mountain Dew, hot dogs, and Pixie Stix on competition days.

You wish there were such things as drop-house buttons.

You know what a cheese shake is.

You will never again eat at Steak 'n' Shake.

FLATBREADS!

You can 'drop like its hot!'

We are all dirty whores.

You've shoved a pixie stix up Jacob's nose while he's asleep.

"You've never wanted to touch Jacob's eyebrows before?"

Do You Wanna Touch Me? (Oh Yeah)

When in doubt, it's because Landon is fat.

Platypuses are the new narwhals.

You go to away football games to make fun of the other team's band (or to drool over how amazing they are.)

You will never again look at Jack the Italian Pedophile the same again.

You know WHY Jack is the Italian Pedophile.

You've seen Bubbles with a BandTan from October.

You have an eyebrow, French fries, or whipped cream fetish.

You've seen Nighthawk lick Supafly's foot.

You've threatened to take down Brian with your entire section of 4 freshman girls.

You know what is growing on the band room floor.

You hate it when a competition doesn't have Mountain Dew.

You have a strict bump-and-grind policy.

You are planning a Sadie Hawkins Dance in the band room.

You don't just suck… You WIM-PY SUCK!

You have dreams of squashing Tomatoes.

You throw shoes during sectionals.

You have sectionals with the low brass and bassoons even though you play clarinet.

75.) You are secret agents during sectionals.

SHOWER CURTAIN!

You always want singles.

You magically find poles.

You need a new ligature.

DONUT HOLE!

You have a strict only-girls-can-strip policy.

You are the trash ladies.

"Fat ass!" Anorexic bitch!"

No one told you chipotle was hot.

You stalked members of the Red Devils pep band during half-time.

You want a cape!

Party Rock Anthem!

"…and the toilet paper was on the floor."

Your first name is T.

90.) "Gimme your fuzzy balls."

Do-date-dump?

Pillow raping results in pillow burning.

He's a gentle beast.

Jacob, Nathaniel, or Craig?

Carlie, Jayde, or Regina?

"Amit is a definite do."

WHALES!

"Why aren't you sitting with your boyfriend?"

You're singing Christmas music in October.

Krabby Patties are real.

100.)You cried in geometry when you realized how boring you bus rides will be without Jacob and Nathaniel next year.

101.) You are so excited when you can play a part after a day (almost).

102.) Most of your boyfriends/girlfriends have been in band.

103.) You want Gary to come and take you out of class.

105.) You're cool enough to have Gary take you out of class.

106.) You cried when you found out you will have 2 freshman (Maggie and Trey) instead of four sophomore girls.

107.) You will never let your children like Cowboys.

108.) You hate Cowboys.

109.) Your children WILL be in band.

110.) Your 'family' has already called being aunts, uncles, and godparents of your children.

111.) You literally are a had-de.

112.) Supafly owes you money.

113.) "I'm Sexy and I Know It!"

114.) You put multiple inside jokes as band grams.

115.) The announcer at the competition thinks a little less of your band after reading your band grams.

116.) You know that you aren't allowed to eat out of your spirit bag until Nathaniel and Jacob have some of it.

117.) "Try out for weapon line!"

118.) Tony thinks your dad smells like potatoes.

119.) Your sectional involves more gossiping than playing.

120.) Kim Kardashian!

121.) "I'm gonna march cymbals."

122.) WAFFLE HOUSE!

123.) "Back in my day…"

124.) You Bernie.

125.) You know Melvin the Magical Hot Dog.

126.) You take guard equipment and use it as if you knew what you were doing.

127.) You want sexy lightning.

128.) "Jersey is New Jersey!"

129.) You want some of dis… whatever dis is…

130.) "I feel more drunk than Snooki…"

131.) "I'm shorter than Snooki?"

132.) I WORK OUT!

133.) You know that Bubbles can get pissed.

134.) You know that it's possible for Bubbles to kick assholes out of pep band and out of band completely.

135.) Your life is going to end on Saturday, February, 11, 2012.

136.) You are going to "Gourd" at Solo & Ensemble.

137.) You hope that we stop at McDonalds on our way home from Solo & Ensemble.

138.) The hottest man alive is 300 plus years old.

139.) Gary is the cutest old man alive. Period.

140.) "You-mother-fo…"rget-it.