Brotherhood Evolution: Paging Doctor Toad.

Well, I know I promised thousands of gerbils in the last chapter, but you know how stuck up gerbils are. They decided they wanted to be in this chapter, and who am I to argue. So now, on with the show.

P.S. I deeply apologize for the delay folks. But School has really been stressful lately. But with the paper season over, I can now resume writing my stuff. I hope you'll forgive me for the delay, but I've got some killer ideas in store. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House

"I hate my life…" Lance muttered. He was sitting standing next to Wanda's bed, holding the trashcan that Wanda was currently puking in.

"Thanks…" Wanda muttered as she wiped her mouth.

"Don't mention it. Really." Lance said as he walked downstairs and into the kitchen where the rest of the Brotherhood was positioned. "Why is it that I have to hold her puke bucket?" Lance asked.

"Because I'm busy cooking for her." Betsy said as she stood in front of the stove.

"We're keeping Toad away from her." Blob said as he held Toads legs. Mike was holding his arms.

"Yo." Mike nodded as he read a magazine.

"I'm not going anywhere near her while she's sick." Tabitha said as she filed her nails. "And need I remind you of what I can do if you try to have me do anything? Tabitha asked with a smile.

"NO!" The entire Brotherhood shouted at her, knocking her off her chair.

"I'm the boss. I don't do such remedial tasks." Pietro said simply.

"And I'm going out for a long walk." Lance muttered as he left he house mumbling to himself. "You can deal with the gothic bitch on your own…"

"I HEARD THAT!" Wanda shouted after him, followed by a coughing fit.

"Baby! I'm coming!' Todd shouted as he struggled to get free of Mike and Blob's iron clad grips.

"You're not going anywhere Toad." Blob muttered as he sipped on his coffee.

"She needs my love!" Toad shouted.

"KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME!" Wanda shouted from upstairs.

"Yes Wanda!' Mike called up sweetly before he turned to the others. "You know. I'm honestly temped to let him go, that way Wanda has to deal with him and we get our sweet, sweet revenge." Mike said simply.

"Yea. But Wanda is eventually going to get better. And you who she's going to hurt when she does." Tabitha said with a smile.

"Eep." Mike muttered as he tightened his grip.

"Um, Omega?" Toad asked weakly. "I'm losing the feeling in my hands…"

"Suck it up." Mike said simply.

"Well, I'm off to give Wanda her Breakfast…" Betsy said simply as she walked up stairs with a plate of Eggs.

"Good luck Bets." Mike said to his departing girlfriend. Pietro began to whistle the death march as Betsy walked by and was answered with a club in the noggin by Tabitha.

"Ow…" Pietro moaned a she rubbed his head. "You know if your going to live under my house, you're going to have to obey me." Pietro said matter-of-factly.

"Yea. Like that will happen." Tabitha said as she walked upstairs into her room.

"I SAID OVER EASY!" Wanda's shout was heard followed by a shatter.

"I hate her so much…" Betsy said as she walked into the kitchen covered in eggs and milk.

"It's a nice look for you Betsy." Pietro quipped and then sped behind Blob in order to get away from Betsy fist.

"Ug. I'm taking a shower…" Betsy muttered as she walked upstairs. "Mike, are you coming?"

"But you said you were taking a shower…" Mike said as he looked at her blankly. She stared back at him as Mike got what she was implying. "Eeeey! Mike said as he let go of Toad's arms and grabbed Betsy and ran upstairs with her.

"Mike! Don't! Blob shouted as Toad realized his arms were free and took the opportunity to free himself from Blobs grip and dive toward the kitchen door.

"Stop him speedy!" Tabitha shouted as he hopped out of the door and locked them in the kitchen before they could react.

"Damn!' Pietro shouted as he smacked into the door. "That's going to smart…"

"Wait till Wanda gets a hold of us…" Blob muttered.

"I'm scared Freddy…" Tabitha said as she hugged him.

"So am I Tabby. So am I." Blob said as he hugged her back.

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Wanda's Room

"Wanda?" Toad asked as he walked into Wanda's room with a tray of soup and ginger ale. "You okay?"

"What are you doing here?" Wanda asked as she stared daggers at the frog boy.

"I just thought these would make you feel better." Toad said as he put the tray next to her.

"Toad. I have stomach flu. I CAN'T EAT ANYTHING!" Wanda shouted knocking Toad and his tray back.

"Okay. So maybe I can just keep you company…" Toad said as he used his tongue to lick all of the soup off of him.

"Fine. You can sit in the corner and watch TV with me…" Wanda said in a defeated tone.

"Okay." Toad said in an excited tone as he hopped over into the corner and sat happily watching the TV Wanda had in her room. "So how are you feeling?"

"Like someone took a crap in my mouth." Wanda said simply.

"Ew." Toad said. "That's gross, even by my standards."

"You have standards?" Wanda asked in disbelief. "There's something that just doesn't sound right."

"You're in my standards…" Toad said innocently.

"Good grief." Wanda muttered.

"Can I get you anything?" Toad asked.

"Yea. Some peace and quiet." Wanda said simply as she turned over to go to sleep.

"Okay." Toad said in a defeated tone as he walked out of her room.

"Todd?" Toad stopped when he heard Wanda call him by his actual name.

"Yea honey bunch?"

"Thanks.' Wanda said with a smile. "And if you ever call me that again, I'll make sure that only your dentist can identify the body." Wanda said as Toad smiled at her and closed her door.

"Joke's on her, yo. I've never been to the dentist." Toad chuckled as he walked downstairs.

"A little help…" Toad heard Pietro's voice from inside the kitchen.

"Should I let them out?" Toad thought to himself as he sat down in Pietro's plushy chair. "Na. I'll let'em stew a while, its good for the soul." Toad said with a chuckle as he turned on the TV. The phone rang however and he hiopped over to pick it up. "'Hood House. Toad speaking." Todd said intop the phone. "No way..." Toad said as he went white.

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The kitchen

He ain't coming back, is he?" Pietro asked as he and Blob sat in the corner as Tabitha continued to file her nails.

"Nope." Blob said simply.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Runaway. What exactly did Lance do once he got away from the sick Wanda? Find out next time.
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Well I hope you all enjoyed it. And now to continue with the series.

Later,

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