Disclaimer: Characters belong to Mrs. Meyer. I'm just playing with them. However, I do own the plot.

Last Chapter: Married to A Jerk ~ Finale.

Bella POV:

As I sit here I think: 'She's won. She's getting married to my Edward. I was foolish ever to believe I could win such a war.' A sigh escapes my lips and I look at Lauren and Alice bickering about what had just happened. Marie sits in between them, moving her head back and forth as one of them spoke. Although they were talking in hushed voices I still could hear bits of what they said.
"What do we do?" Lauren questioned. "And who that?"
Alice shakes her head, shrugging. "He was James, Bella's ex-ex-boyfriend from a few years ago. And I don't know what to do. I mean, how are we supposed to get to the wedding in," She took her phone out of her purse and looked at the time, "in 20 minutes?" They both sighed and looked around the area. I didn't know where we we're but, I knew Tanya wasn't smart enough to send us out of state. Then Alice and Lauren gasped loudly. I head snapped up at them, they were staring at the phone in Alice's tiny hand.
"The phone! Of course, Tanya is too dumb to realize we still have our phones!" Alice exclaimed making Marie jump.
"Well don't just sit there! Call Emmett or Jasper!" Lauren said.
Alice quickly dialed one of the boys number and held the phone to her ear. I slowly walked from where I sat on the ground to where they stood in anticipation.
After a while, I heard a voice on the other line. Alice jumped and yelled Jasper's name into the phone. On the other line Jasper quickly scolded Alice for almost damaging his ear drum.
Alice looked down sheepishly muttering an apology before going back to her giddy self.
"Jasper," she said quietly into the phone, but loud enough for us to hear. "We're stranded. We don't really know where we are but, you have to help us."
I jumped when I heard Jasper abruptly yell something. I've never heard him yell, he was always so calm and collected. He continued to yell loud enough for Lauren and me to here and probably China too.
"Who did this? I'll kill them! Where are you? Are you okay? Are you hurt?" He questioned. Alice rolled his eyes at his over protectiveness.
"Jazz! Jazz!" she yelled into the phone but, Jasper kept yelling nonsense. "Jasper Whitlock!" she screamed, "will you shut up for a minute?"
His yelling stopped and he muttered an apology. Alice sighed and told him everything from the beginning. She took a deep breath when she finished, "Can you pick us up?"
"Alright, where are you?" He said through the speaker. Alice had put on the speaker so all of us could talk to him.
"We don't know." I said running a hand through my messy hair.
"Describe it, what do you see?"
I looked around myself. Alice handed me the phone and walked around. "There is a small house a few yards away, we're surrounded by tall grass. It looks like an old time farm..." I trailed off as I thought.
"Is there a sign that says Oakwood on the top of the door?" he asked. I squinted my eyes at the small house. In the distance I could see a wreaked sign on top of the door. My eyes widened and I exclaimed, "Yes, I see it!"
"Okay, I know where you are. Hold on, I'll be there in fifteen minutes. I'll get Emmett to stall the wedding for you."
I nodded even though he couldn't see me and said my goodbyes before hanging up. I walked back to where the girls sat on the dirt road.
Alice had her chin resting in her hand, propped on her knees. Lauren looked up from Marie, who somehow fell asleep.
"Well?" Lauren said. "What happened?" I gave her a smile.
"Jasper's coming. We're going to stop that wedding."

Jasper was true to his word. He was here in fifteen minutes flat. We all climbed into his car and he speeded off. I looked out the window as Alice and Jasper talked.
I closed my eyes and sighed. I'm coming for you Edward, like I said I would.

Jasper came to a halt in front a gigantic church. Jasper turned in his seat and gave me an awkward hug. "Good luck." he whispered. I have him a smile and jumped out of the care. I ran up the step, without falling (Thank god.) and busted through the double doors just as the preacher said, "If there are any objections, speak now or forever hold your peace."
"Stop!" I screamed and just then everything froze. The world just stopped. I felt I was one of those girls in the movies. I never actually thought I would be doing this.
I forgot about everything and continued to speak. "Stop the wedding." I said with authority. The crowd held faces of excitement, anger, and confusion. I walked down the aisle, stopping in front of the alter. Tanya sent me a glare then grabbed my arm, whispering harshly into my ear, "What are you doing?" I pulled away from her grip and turned to the crowd.
"This woman is a fake!" I yelled to them. "She's not pregnant with Edward's child!" Many gasps filled the room. I ignored them and continued on, "She's been lying to you all."
Tanya once again grabbed my arm and shoved me towards her. "Shut right now or I'll make your life a living Hell." she growled.
"See your face right now is Hell, hun." I said smirking. She narrowed her eyes and scoffed.
I took my arm out her grasp and turn back to the crowd once again. "As I said before, Tanya is not pregnant with Edward's child." I paused and nodded towards Jasper to bring in the real father. He nodded and turned into the room on the side, soon he drug out an unconscious man with blonde hair. It was James.
He drug the unconscious man to the alter and laid him down in front of me. I bent down and moved his hair from his face, exposing his face.
I looked to the crowd and pointed to James' face. Everyone gasped. From the corner of my eye, I saw Tanya's face turn red with anger and she shoved me. "No, you bitch! You're a fucking liar! You just can accept that I'm marrying you husband! Go to Hell!"
I got up and moved in front of her face. "I'm the liar?" I asked. "Says the person who is an obsessive, gold-digging whore!" I shot back.
She stomped her foot in frustration and growled. 'Shut up! Just shut up!"
"I won't stop till you admit the truth!"
She screamed and threw her hands up in the hair. "Okay, fine! I admit it! I'm not pregnant with his child. I'm only marrying him for the money! I don't give a fuck about you shitty people! Ever since you can into my life you've made it Hell! I wasn't even going to let you live! I was going to kill you after I married him!" Realizing what she said, she covered her mouth in horror. That's when Emmett jumped up from his seat along with Edward's parents.
"Arrest her for per-meditated murder!" Emmett ordered.
Just then police officers and paramedics came barging into the room. Soon enough, Tanya was in handcuffs, unconscious after the shot the paramedics gave her calm her down.
The room was silent for a while then erupted into the questions as to what had just happened. I turned to Edward and he smiled brightly before taking me into his arms and kissing me deeply.
I knew you'd never left me down. I love you." He said against my lips. I smiled and said I love you back.
"Let's get married again. Right here." He said looking right into my eyes and holding my hands to his chest.
I blushed and looked down at my dress. I was a mess from all this stress.
"But, look at me." I gestured to myself, "I look horrible."
He smiled, "No, you look beautiful. I like it when your hair is a mess. Marry me. Here. Right. Now."
He kissed me again and I could help, but say yes.
Few moments later we were saying I do and running out of the church into the black stretch limo.
I giggled, kissing him, "I'm back Mr. Cullen."
"Forever, Mrs. Cullen. Forever."

That is the story of Edward and Isabella Cullen's crazy life. Tanya's mother sent Tanya to an asylum for treatment for her issues and Isabella's father put James in jail for raping his daughter, which he found out from Alice. A few months later, Bella gave birth to a beautiful baby boy, Edward Jr.
They now live happily in their new house in London.

THE END.

- Finished! I'm sorry if I disappoint (last time I finished a story someone said they hated me). Again there will NOT a sequel. I'm tired and frankly, I can't handle another Twilight Fan Fic. I'll think about short stories 'cause I have some ideas. Did you know it took me four days to finish this and it's not even that long? I started in photography class and then kept working during class for four straight days and I finally finished today! BTW, it's SPRIT WEEK! OMFG! Today was a mess at school! Freshman and Juniors friggin' threw paint and glitter on themselves and the walls. And then there was a HUGE riot after 6th period in the halls because since the prep rally was cancelled due to immature behavior, everyone had their own prep rally in the halls after 6th period. I was in class so along with my other friends in child development so I didn't get yelled at. OMFG, it was insane! It's probably going to be in newspaper over here. God. I swear people are so stupid. And us Sophomores did nothing (well, there were probably some I didn't know about.) and they cancelled the rally? Damn you. And I just got an invited on Facebook saying that GHS students are doing a GHS Blackoutwhere we wear all black instead of our school colors (Blue and Gold). Stupid idea, the staff isn't going to shitting care. All this is because of those stupid Freshmen/woman. I've know some of those Freshman for a while and they are not the nicest or brightest of people. Teachers complain about them too. I should stop now. And BTW, I don't go with the crowd. I don't give a fuck about what people think. I'm still going to wear blue and gold and a bit black to show that I'm protesting too. And then, there's that rumor on FB that there is going to be a food fight…I'm so going to record that. If I have you on FB you should so check it out if it happens. Anyways to the point, should I make a Facebook Page for this? Or a Facebook page for updates and all that jazz? Tell me if I should and I do would you join it? And read my ORIGINAL story LOVE IS A DEATH WISH ON WATTPAD UNDER MY USERNAME GIGGLING_COOKIE! Love you guys! And thanks for reading! - Till I create another (possible) story!