Hola everyone! Silent Black Kitten requested some RusAme so here you go!
Song: We're In Harmony
Latvia cowered in the hallway fearfully and rubbed his head. Estonia and Lithuania watched him pityingly and winced as crashing noises came from Russia's office. "Why does he always have to squish me?" Latvia whimpered.
"Well, you did bother him right after Miss America broke up with him," Lithuania reasoned. "Really, it's kind of your own fault." Estonia nodded and patted the smallest Baltic on the shoulder.
Another crash came from behind the closed door followed by a string of Russian curses. Latvia sighed. "I'm never gonna grow at this rate…"
Canada winced as a crash came from the kitchen. "I hope she didn't break the refrigerator again," he whispered.
Mexico snorted from her spot on the couch. "I hope she did..." She looked at the locked kitchen door and yelled, "SHE'LL NEED TO EAT LESS TO LOSE ALL THE WEIGHT SHE'S GETTING FROM BINGING LIKE THIS."
A brief silence followed before America screamed back. "SHUT UP AND LET ME EAT IN PEACE! IF YOU WERE REALLY MY SISTER YOU'D UNDERSTAND!"
"UNDERSTAND WHAT? THAT YOU HAVE A BAD TASTE IN MEN? I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT!"
Canada sighed and facepalmed as another loud crash came from America's kitchen. Mexico grumbled and sat back in her seat. "Honestly, she calls us all the way to her place then shuts herself up in the kitchen when we get here. What does she want?"
"Well, maybe-"
The kitchen door suddenly slammed open with a loud crack as the lock was broken. Mexico and Canada turned to see a sorrowful America stomp towards them… holding the biggest Hershey bar they'd ever seen. It was at least a foot long and an inch thick, it probably weighed at least two pounds. America had unwrapped one end and had her arms around it so she could just lean down and take a bite whenever she wanted. "This is horrible," she moaned around a mouthful of chocolate.
"Ah… weren't you the one that broke up with Russia?" Canada asked.
"Yeah, but I can't get him out of my head! Every time I think about him I get these pains in my chest and I just know it's his fault, that bastard!" America wailed, taking another bite from her candy bar. "I'm just not cut out for this, guys. I'm not! How am I supposed to be the hero when I feel this way?"
Mexico rolled her eyes. "Tch, you'll get over him."
The normally cheerful American glared at her sister. "I don't need to get over him! I'm already over him! He's probably cursing me and making me feel horrible! So I hope you and Canada live happily ever after because me? I'm probably never gonna be happy again!" Canada shot Mexico a look that said, 'Does she even know what she's saying anymore?' and Mexico replied with an expression that said, 'No, I don't think she is.'
America continued, looking around wildly and causing her short blonde hair to whip around her face. "So I'm just gonna go curl up in my sock drawer and sleep for days." With that said she regally turned on her heel and marched out of the room.
Mexico had the decency to wait until America had climbed the stairs and slammed another door before she burst out laughing.
America and Russia didn't see one another until several months later at a World Conference Center at Germany's place. When they did come face to face their greetings were cold at best…
"Hello, Commie Bastard."
"Privet, Capitalist Pig."
Everyone else shivered at the venomous atmosphere coming from these two nations. Everyone except Belarus that is. She couldn't be happier that Russia and her former rival now hated each other.
Germany cleared his throat from his spot at the head of the table. "Russia, America, please sit down so ve can begin." They reluctantly complied, their faces twisted with disgust when they realized that the only two seats left were right across from each other.
As the meeting proceeded everyone's attention soon wandered from the boring speech Austria had prepared about the importance of classical music in the working environment and landed on the staring contest going on between Russia and America. Neither had given in, though several minutes had passed and their eyeballs were surely in searing pain. England, never one to put up with such nonsense for long, finally lost his patience and reached over to snap his fingers in front of the two nations. They blinked in response and glared at England, along with an affronted Austria. England shrugged. "You were annoying me."
"Mes amis, don't you zhink it's time to put your differences behind you and make up?" France gently asked.
America looked startled. "Wha?! No! That's stupid! You're stupid!" Russia merely nodded in agreement. This however, made her even more irritated. "Don't you start agreeing with me!"
Russia stared at her coldly. "And here I thought you'd gotten some sense since I last saw you."
America stood up and pointed at her ex boyfriend. "You wanna go?! I'll crush you like I did in the Space Race!"
A dark aura gathered around the Russian man and the nations unfortunate enough to sit next to him leaned away. "Just because you got to the moon first-"
"THAT'S ENOUGH!"
The whole world flinched as Canada banged his fist on the table. "This is a World Conference, we're here to discuss global issues! I know Austria's speech was boring but we have to at least try and pay attention. I know a lot of us aren't good at that - especially you two," he waved his hand in America and Russia's direction. "But for goodness sake! We're all adults here! ….Except you Sealand." ("I told you to go home and watch anime!" "You big meanie!") "So you guys need to get over these hurt feelings before… before someone gets hurt!" Canada blushed suddenly and slunk down in his seat. "That is… I mean, if you want to…" he mumbled.
America sat slowly and guiltily back in her chair. "He's right," she mumbled, speaking to Russia but not actually looking at him or anything.
Russia sat down in his own seat. "Da," he agreed quietly.
With that, the entire world sat silently, holding their breath as they waited for whatever would happen next to... happen next.
"But," America said, suddenly looking up. Her hair swung about her face and her eyes were bright with a blue fire. "I can't let this go."
Russia looked up confusedly. "What do you mean?" he questioned. "You're the one who broke it off!" Once again, he was displaying an unnering tendency to understand even America's vaguest statements.
"I know, but- I regretted it immediately!"
"She did," confirmed Mexico from her seat. "I was there."
"And I... kind of wanted to take you back-"
"She really wanted to," piped up Canada.
"But I didn't. At first." She took a deep breath, closing her eyes before opening them dramatically. "Russia, please be my boyfriend again!"
Russia looked confused. "Well, I want to, of course, but I don't know if I should. You just broke up with me."
"Will THIS convince you?!" America cried. Suddenly she stood up and sprawled across the table, grabbing Russia by the coat and pulling him close before kissing him full on the mouth.
The other members of the world gasped as the kiss deepened. Russia reached up to cup America's face in his hands; their lips now seemed glued together, and still they wouldn't stop.
Finally, it ended.
"Of course I'll be your boyfriend again," Russia said in a soft, tender voice that no one else could hear.
"YES!" America yelled, jumping to her feet (still on the table) and throwing her arms into the air. "HAHA! WE CAN BE DATING AGAIN!"
Russia shrugged bashfully. "Da, I suppose so."
America did a strange victory dance on top of the table, then threw some random rag at England, mostly because he was annoying.
"Oi!" he yelled, jumping to his feet. America didn't hear him; she was too involved in avoiding Mexico's machetes as her older sister tried to get her off the table.
Most everyone, of course, ignored the goings-on around them. No one was really surprised. This was the fifth time they'd broken up and gotten back together again. Some people just had trouble learning how to live harmoniously.
XD Sooooo many A Very Potter Musical references. I can't help it, that chocolate bar scene was hilarious. Also, if the ending looks like it was written by someone else it may or may not be because I got writer's block and Epic-sempai was kind enough to help me out. I don't know what I would do without her sometimes. X3