Chapter 35: Fanfic and Robin
"So, you look like you are having fun" states the black cloaked figure
"Leo!" shouts Lazy, Luffy, Train and Ren
"Look, why is it that every time I go offline for a few hours, you lot are bickering about who is writing next and worse still you brought Pokemon into this. POKEMON for god sake!"
"But..." starts Lazy
"Look, it doesn't matter, Roxas is my avatar, you have been taking care of him?"
"Actually, we left him in the maze" chuckles Bakura
"Well, in that case you lot will be frozen in time until he catches up"
FLASH
1000 years later
FLASH
"Guys listen, Betty has control of the universe with Zorc, Chaos and Shadow under his control thanks to the Emerald, Millenium items and his Terminator army" Roxas rushes to explain
"How the HELL did SHADOW escape?!" screams Knuckles
"Chaos Control" explains SS
"Guys...our only hope...is Batman"
"Hi! I'm batman!"
"Wait a second why are you bringing MORE characters into the story?!"
"Calm down Luffy"
"Im Xellos! I just look like Luffy, I already explained that; and why?"
"Slacking"
"Shut the fuk up! And why is Sonic back?! how many times do I have to kill him?! He's useless!"
"I'm standing right here!"
"USELESS I tell you! That's enough for me I'm leaving" and Xellos left the fanfic to be just a writer...AFTER he killed Slaking.
"So now what?" wonders Bakura
"You die" smirks Shadow launching Chaos Spears at the party. However, this Shadow looked like Super Sonic
"IT'S SUPER SHADOW, GET OUT OF HERE!" shouts SS as he goes to fight Super Shadow
"Let's ditch them!" shouts Yugi
"No complaints here" said the others, so Super Sonic and Super Shadow were left to fight using all their chaos powers
10 minutes later
"Hey, they ditched us" said SSonic "How rude?" said SShadow
undisclosed location far away from the mountain
"Oy," the only chipper writer turned to Leo, "am I the only calm one here? And what was all that about"
"Calm?" Leo huffed, "Making Seto dress in drag... you call that calm!?"
"Don't drag my other fanfics into this Leo."
Atemu and Bakura exchanged funny looks, "Uh... any clue?"
"Nope"
"So... Why do we need Batman? I mean... he's not very ... useful... anything he can do Train-sama already has covered."
"Nuh-huh!" Batman spoke up, "He doesn't have my looks, my charm, or my tights... or a cape!"
Ren tried to hold back her laughter, "That's because Train-sama has no need for such silly things like a cape and tights, though his old jacket could be a cape... but, I'm glad he doesn't have your looks...he's fine on his own."
Train blinked, confused to whether or not he should say something.
"But Leo... why DO we need Batman? You've even got ME lost on this one..."
"Well... why are you wearing a kimono?"
"Answer the question!"
"I asked you!"
"I asked you first!!"
"We need Batman because otherwise the title would make no sense" explains Leo through Roxas "Enough!" Roxas disappears and Leo reappears "I am NOT talking through a Nobody"
"Wasn't he an important character in KH2?" Ren asks
"You obviously haven't played it"
"WHAT ABOUT MY FRIENDS!?"
"Sorry, good point...now answer my question"
"But Leo... since when have the titles and contents EVER made sense?"
"True... but you're still avoiding my question!"
"Alright... I just like kimonos okay? Besides, I don't like black cloaks... I'm not evil enough for them."
"That's right," Xellos reentered himself into the equation, "She's not really that evil..."
"Excuse me!" Bakura interjected, "How often has she been responsible for the strange crap involving chompy and tutus!?"
Ren laughed, "Good times..."
"Hey! He has a point."
"Whatever! Anyways, do we REALLY have to keep batman?" she pleaded to Leo.
"Good point" states Leo. Clicking his fingers, Batman disappears "Oh and for the record, black cloaks aren't evil, they just look damn good"
"True" agrees Bakura
"Moving on, since Shadow is taken care of, I think we need to deal with Zorc before anything else, Betty is weak and pathetic, if we can take on Zorc, we can easily take Betty"
"Why cant we just write him off?" asks Ren
"Simple" Leo explains. Grabbing at thin air, two Keyblades appear in his hands "How else are we going to put these to good work?"
"Right," Ren snaps, bringing forth her fused keyblade.
"I thought you didn't play Kingdom Hearts," Atemu stated.
"I haven't... Leo just gave me these."
"So... to find Zorc?"
"...no..."
"Why not?" Train looked to Ren as she stared off into the distance.
"There's no 'finding' needed... look," she pointed with her keyblade to the giant monstrosity in the not too far off distance.
"Oh... can we break first?" Bakura sighed, sitting.
Ren stress marked, "wtf?! NO you can't rest! If this is because you never returned any of Zorc's calls, then it's not our fault!"
Written by Leonhart321 (Leo), xellos88 and Egyptianeye (Ren)