Chapter 35

March 1

Dear Post Master

123 Main Street

Omaha, NE

Dear Post Master General,

I am writing this letter a general complain of the poor services offered during your recent delay in delivery service due to the poor weather.

I found it very troubling that my dear friend Penelope had to walk 5 miles in the snow to retrieve her mail; this is very troubling and unprofessional on your part. Is the motto of the United States Postal Service not:

"We are mothers and father and sons and daughters who, every day go about our lives, with duty, honor and pride. And neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night, nor the winds of change, nor a nation challenged, will stay us from the swift completion of our appointed rounds. Ever"

Am I incorrect to assume that this is something that you should honor?

If a beautiful and delicate thing like my Penelope can walk that far in the snow, I am sure your mailmen can make their appointed rounds.

I will put you on notice that this behavior will not be tolerated again.

Please act accordingly.

Regards,

Sheldon Lee Cooper

Doctoral Candidate

University of Galveston, Texas