A/N: I know they still exist, but they suck in comparison to the 90s line up.

Book To Read: "The Candy Darlings" by Christine Walde

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.


Early Bird

"Bella, it's six in the morning go back to bed."

"But dad, it's Saturday!"

"Exactly my point!"

"But I can't go to bed until at least ten o'clock."

"And why not?"

"Because it's Saturday!"

"What does the day of the week have to do with anything?" Charlie asked, scratching his head. He could barely keep his eyes open he was so tired.

"Saturday morning cartoons, duh!" Bella exclaimed, pointing at the television. "First there's Pepper Ann, then Doug, Sailor Moon, Beasties, Power Rangers, Sabrina the Animated Series, Transformers, and then Pokémon! I can't go back to bed until I find out what Team Rocket is up too!"

"Fine," Charlie grunted, taking the remote. "You can watch your cartoons."

He hit the mute button.

"Dad!"

"Good night, Bells," Charlie grinned, taking the remote to bed with him. He would sleep with it under his pillow.