Kingdom Crazies

Ch.37 Silly Rabid Rabbit

Me: Hi! I'm at Andromada's house right now. I brought my lap top and it's 9:33 a.m. right now. We woke up from our sleep over.

Sora suspiciously: And what were you guys doing last night?

Me and AndromedaGalaxy: EW!

Me: You make it sound WRONG!

Riku: Cause two girls sleeping together is wrong.

Me: THERE WAS BUNK BEDS! (breathes heavy from anger)

AndromedaGalaxy: YEAH! Nothing was going on!

Me: She forced me to watch some anime stuff on some website.

AndromedaGalaxy: And I'm still watching on my computer, and I have no idea your writing a chapter.

Me: I would watch more with her, but I got tired of reading the subtitles.

Riku: Ick...Subtitles.

Sora: Don't you wish that SpongeBob had Japanese subtitles though, Riku?

Riku: Yeah, but were American in this story.

Sora: And in the American Kingdom Hearts.

Me:...Why are we talking about subtitles?

Riku: Cause you brought it up.

Me:...Na uh.

Riku: Ya huh.

Me: Na uh.

Riku Ya-NO DON'T EVEN START THAT!

Me: Start what?

Sora: START THE STORY!

Me: I'M CONFUSED!

RIKU: WHY IS MY NAME IN ALL CAPITALS!

ME: OOPS! I FORGOT TO GET THE CAPLOCK OFF!

AndromedaGalaxy: QUIT YELLING!

Me: OKAY!

Sora: START THE DAMN STORY!

Me: FINE!

Riku: HEY, MY NAME IS NORMAL AGAIN! THANK YOU!

Me: YOUR WELCOME!

Sora: THAT'S IT! (pulls out machine gun)

Riku: NO MORE ALL CAPITAL SENTENCES!

Sora: I'LL KILL YOU ALL TO HELL, IF YOU DON'T START THE STORY!

Me:...Well you didn't have to yell.

Sora:...AAAAAAAAAAAH! (shoots self in anger)

"I'm hungry." Sora says rubbing his belly. It seems like they all forgot about the monster.

"Lets have CEREAL!" Shouts Donald happily.

All then go into the kitchen...What is the point of this? Sora opens the cabinet and gets out some TRIXS. Torturing Rabbits In Xtreme Stats...Stupid TRIXS. So mean to poor rabbits...Sorry, CONTINUE! Sora then pulls out some bowls and they all poor some evil TRIXS into there. Sora then runs to the fridge. He grabs a giant carton of milk.

"I GOT MILK!" He shouts happily and runs over wierdly to the table.

They all finally finish making the evil delight and then sat down to swallow it. While they were busy eating Sora looks at the box. The box reads "Silly Rabbit, TRIXS are for Happy Go-Lucky Forced Anime Characters!" He then looks at the back. You have to go through a maze of oranges, retrieve the golden rasberry staff, defeat the evil Malificent, rescue the Cherry Princess, bang the Cherry Princess, return her back to the Crystal Light Castle, demolish the castle, pay the rent, take out the dog, fetch the newspaper, take out the trash (Kairi), sniff the magic powder, drink the magic buzz, AT THE SAME TIME, defeat Barney, then eat his left overs, destroy the squirrel in the tree over there, destroy the tree, make a wooden chair from it, then sit on it, then die...What a despressing game to put on the back of a children's cereal.

"Does anyone have a pen?" Sora asks. He was actually going to play it.

"No." They answer back quickly, knowing that Sora takes forever at the games on cerial boxes.

Soon they all clean up.

"What do we do now?" Goofy asks.

"Should we go find the monster?" Aeris asks after him. About time.

"Yeah, lets go!" Yuffie shouts and they all run towards the hall. They hear Cloud's screams nearby.

"Over there!" Yuffie points to a dark dungeon.

"WHERES THE TRIXS?" They hear a deep, mad, booming voice.

"I-I-I DON'T KNOW! NOW GIVE ME BACK MISTER SNUFFUMS!" That was Cloud.

Goofy got out his flash light and pointed it at the darkness where the voices were coming from. It revealed a giant white rabbit holding Cloud in the air by the neck. Mickey was holding Mister Snuffums, for he knew he was too high to help fight.

"Where is the LOVE?" Aeris shouts in song.

"NOOOOO! PLEASE DON'T SING!" Cloud begs for mercey.

A song track is then played.

"KAREOKE!" Yuffie shouts.

"Lets bring this rabbit DOWN!" Sora shouts.

The song "Cant Touch This" comes on while Sora battles the rabbit with the key blade. Both doing horrible dance moves time to time.

"IT BURNS! STOP! YOUR EMBARRASSING ME! YOUR DANCE MOVES ARE CURSED! STOP! YOU ALL SHOULD BE STONED!" Cloud screams at the top of his lungs and foams at the mouth, while covering his ears.

A chandelier then falls on Cloud's head. Familiar?

"OMG!" Aeris shouts.

"They killed Kenny!" Donald shouts too.

"THOSE BASTARDS!" Yuffie yells.

"Wait...Who the fuck is Kenny?" Donald asks.

"I don't know...Hey, what is Cloud doing under the chandelier?" Yuffie looks confused.

"He's sleeping."

"OMG!" Donald screams.

"WHAT?"

"I said FUCK! OMG! I SAID IT AGAIN!"

"...So."

"I WORK FOR DISNEY!"

"...So."

"AAAAAAAAAAARGH!" A chandelier then falls on Donald's head...Tee hee...I should get paid for this.

The rabbit finally dies...The END.

Star War's theme song comes on.

CREDITS

No, just kidding, it's not over...YET.

The rabbit runs off into the shadows and is eaten by a giant spider...Now it's the end.

"Wow we really need to get some pest control around here." Goofy mentions.

"You said it, Riku is starting to get annoying." Sora says, crossing his arms.

"..."

Cloud gets out from under the chandelier and runs up to Mister Snuffums.

"I LOVE YOU!" He calls then squeezes the pink teddy bear.

Donald gets out from under the chandelier and runs up to Mickey.

"I LOVE YOU!" He calls then squeezes the high on weed mouse.

The door bell then rings.

(back to talking with Sora)

Riku: Hey, where am I in this chapter?

Leon: Yeah and me too.

Me: Leon, it's not safe to be here.

Leon: Why? (looks over shoulder and sees AndromedaGalaxy drooling behind him, staring at him, menacingly.)

Me: RUN LEON! RUN!

Riku: Go in that room over there! (points to a door)

(Leon runs over there and goes inside)

(AndromedaGalaxy then goes in there too)

AndromedaGalaxy heard from room: What are you doing in my bedroom?

Leon:...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(the Liberty Bell crumbles to pieces)

Me: Stupid Leon...Break our Liberty...Uh...BELL!...God, I'm so slow.

Sora: We don't have that in Japan.

Riku: Only Godzilla.

Sora: Who is Riku's mom.

Riku: SHUT UP! (runs off crying)

Me:...Did you know Andromada's toilet is HAUNTED?

Sora:...

Riku:...

AndromedaGalaxy: I can't believe your putting this in your story.

Me: GASP! Where did you come from? Oh well, it's true though. I just finished and I flushed, and it got clogged, and it almost overflowed, and I called Andromada to see for herself. I flushed it and it almost poured water all over us, I was holding the toilet seat down for dear life. I thought her toilet was going to EAT us!

AndromedaGalaxy: It's a true story, but she may have exaggerated a little.

Me: I think I'm afraid of toilets now...

Riku: Thats nice.