LUNATIC!!!
Episode 13 Chaos Theory. Part Two.
As the Madness continues, we find Nukid with Magnezone.
"Alright, Magnezone, I need Ross's experimental Mecha Death Ray NOW!" Nukid commanded.
BEEP!
"Mag...ne...zone!" Magnezone said. (Translation: It...won't...fit)
"Then make it fit! He's almost here!" Nukid said as Magnezone tried again.
"Mag..ne!" Magnezone said, (Translation: All...done!)
"Excellent!" Nukid said as Lunatic drove onto the scene on a Warthog.
BEEPBEEP!
"Now Lunatic! It is time for you to DIE!" Nukid said.
"RUUNNNN!!!" Mantis screamed as he ran past them.
"Hey Iron Mantis," Nukid said dully.
"WAIT FOR ME!!!" Ross yelled as he ran as past them.
"Hey Ross how you doing?" Nukid asked.
BOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
"DIE YOU SCUMBAGS!!!!!!!!!!" All three Darksides yelled as the drove the tank after Ross and Iron Mantis.
"Hey Evil Darkside Dudes!" Nukid said.
"Wait wait! Oh shit! Slow Down!" X yelled as he stopped when he saw Nukid and Lunatic.
"Hey X...heheh, like the new look," Nukid said.
"For Sparda's sword, Looney! Nukid! HELP!" X yelled.
"Can't to busy killing...now Lunatic! As I was saying!" Nukid said.
BEEPBEEP.
"Hey get back here!" Nukid yelled as Lunatic drove after everyone else.
"Why isn't this turning?" Nukid said as the Wraith he was piloting was only going in a straight line.
"The Turning Gears are missing, please try again later!" The Onboard Computer said. As Nukid jumped out of the Wraith and grabbed a Rocket Launcher.
"Get back here Lunatic AND DIE!!!!" Nukid yelled as he followed everyone.
(Meanwhile)
We find Katie surrounded by the Red Team, Sarge, Grif, Simmons and Donut.
"Uh...I'm a medic, Jenova Convention and all that." Katie said.
"Jenova Convention?" Donut asked.
"It's something that snoobish laywer kept nagging on about!" Sarge said.
"You mean the one we don't listen too?" Grif said. As Katie gulped at that.
"I am so dead," Katie said.
"Not yet, beside we just want you to talk, we need you to talk," Simmons said. As Katie shuddered.
"Are you hitting on me?" Katie asked.
"No, we're all hitting on you," Grif said.
"I'm not!" Donut said.
"Shut up Donut!" Sarge said.
"Get your hands off her you pigs!" A voice is heard as above them on a Rock, was Darkmagicianmon, Hikari Ino, Alyssalioness, Warlord-Xana and Airnaruto.
"Prepare for the Pain!" Airnaruto yelled.
"Who the hell are you guys?" Grif yelled.
"We're the Author Fighter's!" Darkmagicianmon yelled.
"And we're here!" Hikari said.
"To kick you Ketchup Loving asses!" Warlord yelled.
"Ok that's just stupid, we don't love Ketchup, I love oreos!" Grif said.
"Shut up Grif, alright all Red relative's assemble!" Sarge ordered.
"Ok!" Alyssa said as she jumped down and formed behind Sarge along with Donut, Grif and Simmons.
"Ok now..." Sarge started to say.
"Sarge we have a spy." Simmons said.
"What?" Sarge said as he saw Alyssa.
"What are you doing?" Sarge said.
"We shouldn't complain, we need actual girls on this team, then guys who act girly," Grif said as both looked at Donut.
"What?" Donut asked.
"What? You said all Red Relatives, I'm wearing Pink!" Alyssa said as Sarge, Simmons and Katie sweatdropped.
"Nevermind," Grif said.
"Wow, I can hear the air tunnel!" Katie said. (Sorry about that Alyssa, everyone knows your smart)
"I know, Geez!" Sarge said.
"Yeah, listen can I go to the ladies room?" Katie asked.
"Sure go ahead," Sarge said as Katie walked into the base,
"Where are you going?" Simmons asked as Alyssa was about to follow.
"Girl code, never go to the bathroom alone!" Alyssa said.
"No! Your staying until we sort this!" Sarge said as Warlord Xana drew his Katana.
"There is no need to sort this out if we kick your ass!!" Warlord Yelled.
"You know what! I accept! Let do this!" Sarge said when everyone heard shooting.
"You hear that?" Simmons asked.
"HELP THERE GOING TO KILL US!!" Ross yelled as he and Iron Mantis kept running from the Darksides.
"WAIT FOR ME GUYS!!" X yelled. Just as Yoruichi and two CC Soldiers showed up.
"So I hear you caught Katie?" Yoruichi asked.
"SLOW DOWN!!!" X yelled.
"What the hell is going on!?" Yoruichi yelled.
BBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LUNATIC!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Nukid yelled as he chased after Lunatic.
"Don't stand there after them!" Yoruichi yelled as She followed them along with the Red Team.
"HEY!" Airnaruto yelled.
"Come on let's help our friends!" Darkmagicianmon said as the Author Fighters followed.
(A few minutes later)
Katie walked back out,
"Sorry I took so long...where is everyone?" Katie asked.
End of Episode 13 Part Two.