Boom! Crash! Bakura the bunny boy is now crashing and flailing his arms and destroying everything in his wake. Picture frames are coming off the walls and shattering on the floor! Expensive vases that probably cost the Rod Man a fortune in rod coins go splat! And thats not all, Bakura's rampage is continuing throughout the entire home and not just the decor in the hallway and bedroom.
"I NEED MY COFFEE" he shouted when he was in the kitchen. With a little swish of his hands, he brushed all the groceries sitting on the counter onto the floor. Banana after banana toppled out. He waddled to the fridge and opened it. "EEEEEK" he said it and took out the rest of the bananas. Hundreds of them were on the floor and they went squishy when Bakura walked out of the kitchen and into his backyard. Uh oh! Not all of the bananas could be contained and slipped out the door with him. Yellow was as far as the eye could see.
"PLEASE CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME?" he wailed to the sky. Vrooooooooooooooooooooom! "I am here to help" said a voice from up in an airplane zooming, zooming, zooming down low to their yard. It landed on the bananas, killing them instantly. Bakura clapped his little hands together. "Yay!" he said. The pilot door was kicked open by a high heeled stiletto shoe and not one of Bakura's! It was none other than Emma Watson. "I'll take you to Indonesia" she said. "Ok" Bakura said.
Emma Watson took him by the hand and now it was Bakura in the pilot seat! "Hold on to your seatbelts Emma Watson we are going to have a bumpe ride" he said and took a firm hold on the go go stick and stroked it like he would a massive cock. Faster and faster he stroked and the plane started to respond positively to it by rising slowly up into the air. They were on their way.
Bakura was piloting the plane like a pro because he was really good with his hands if you know what I mean. But at the rate he was going he would never make it to Indonesia! He needed his coffee and he needed it NOW. "Time to go" he announced to Emma Watson. That was the only warning he gave before pushing the turbo booster button on the plane to really get the job done. The plane was really zooming now. "Woah there Bakura, those turbo boosters are for emergencies only!" Emma Watson gasped and was also looking at the speed pedometer thing. Bakura took out his credit card and smiled at Emma. "This is an emergency" he said. Emma had been convinced.
A few minutes later they were at Indonesia and Bunny boy landed the plane ontop of the airport. Way to go! "Coffee" he whined and waddled out of the plane and into the Indonesia Shopping District to get what he wanted. "Hello it's Indonesia" said the clerk speaking in Indonesia. "What can I get you today" Bakura pointed Kopi Kuwak, the most expensive coffee beans in the world. "Yes of course sir" said Indonesia. "That will be $700 per kilo." But then, he is stealing it! Bakura took at least 15 kilos of the precious beans and stuffed them into his shirt. "MINE NOW" Bakura laughed and laughed and hopped away.
He hopped and hopped and hopped as fast as he could and soon he was out of sight. Indonesia narrowed and took out a walkie talkie. "The Kopi Luwak has been stolen" said the clerk. Instantly, sirens wee woo'd loud. Meanwhile, Bakura was having the time of his life piling the Kopi Luwaks into his mouth hole one after the other. Yummy! He was really loving life in that moment but big problems was ahead! A bunch of police cars were roadblocking the street. Shit!
"WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED COME OUT WIHT YOUR HANDS UP" the officers of the law said into a megaphone. The loud noise hurt Bakura's sensitive bunny ears but he was not down for the count just yet. "HAHAHAHA YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME! YOUR LITTLE COFFEE BEANS ARE MINE NOW AND YOU WILL NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN! TATA FOREVER OFFICERS" Bakura said with is mouth filled to the brim with their precious coffee beans and darted down a street corner and hopped a bunch of fences.
Then, he is seeing it! He was loving life before but he is loving it even more now... it was The One And Only Waterbom Bali! Asia's number one waterpark! Bakura hopped the final fence to happiness and waddled his way to the highest slide, pushing his way through the crowed of children that had already been lined up for hours so he could be at the front. Finders keepers, losers weepers. "Hahaha" he said and slid down that slide. Whee! That was fun. So fun in fact that he pushed all the kids again to slide once more!
When he was finished with that he saw a 4 year old munching happily upon a Corndog at the consession stand. Bakura snatched it away and ate it right in front of her. But thats not all! He also took her brothers ice cream sandwich and stuffed it into his pocket for later. All two of those whiney babies erupted and soon tears and screams filled the waterpark. How could life get any better than this?
But the fun didn't stop there! "Free tickets to Lake Toba, the largest volcanic lake" another Indonesia was saying and waving the free tickets. Bakura's bunny ears perked up at what he was hearing. He deserved this. "To win the free tickets you must first answer a riddle" the guy continued to the crowed of people that had gathered. It was time.
"The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?" asked the guy and pressed the timer. The Indonesians were really trying to now! "Ducks?" asked one person. "Time?" said Becky. "ROD!" said Bakura. Confetti fell from the Butea monosperma, the beautiful trees of Indonesia. "You did it bunny guy you win the free ticket to Lake Toba, the largest volcanic lake." Things were starting to really pick up for Bakura! "On me way" Bakura announced and yes he was. He waddled his way to the stretch that had arrived for him to take him to the lake and soon he was there.
"Wow I love it" Bunny boy said, admiring nature's beauty in it's fullest. "Lake Toba is the site of a massive supervolcanic eruption estimated at VEI 8 that occurred 69,000 to 77,000 years ago,representing a climate-changing event." said the Lake Toba tour guide. Bakura was the only one there. "Wasn't there a volcanic winter or something" he asked it and took a picture on his iPhone 5s. "It has been accepted that the eruption of Toba led to a volcanic winter with a worldwide decrease in temperature between 3 to 5 °C (5.4 to 9.0 °F), and up to 15 °C (27 °F) in higher latitudes." said the tour guide. "Wow" said Bakura.
The Tour Guy darkened with a frown. "It was the largest known explosive eruption on Earth in the last 25 million years." announced the tour guide. Bakura smiled. "Cool" he said. The tour guide shook the head. "According to the Toba catastrophe theory, it had global consequences for human populations: it killed most humans living at that time and is believed to have created a population bottleneck in central east Africa and India, which affects the genetic make up of the human world-wide population to the present" said the tour guide. "Hahahaha" said Bakura, snapping even more pictures one after the other. He admired the lake even more now that it had killed lots of guys.
The tourguide was going on and telling him some more stuff but it wasn't about mruder so Bakura wasn't really paying attention anymore. Yawn! He tabbed out of the picture taking thingy on his phone and opened up instagram, ready to show the world his amazing photography skills. He popped a cool filter on each and every one of those photos and then bam! They were uploaded to his instagram account in an instant, XXXRodLuver69XXX. But he had forgotten something important. "SHut up tour guy" he said and got into selfie taking position.
Bakura held his iPhone5s high up into the sky and with his other hand did a peace sign and puckered out his lips a little too. Snap! Perfect. He put the Sierra filter on it to really make his skin have that lovely bunny glow and cropped out most of the lake and the tour guide so his loyal fans could appreciate the real star of the picture and also of Lake Toba.
He smiled, admiring his beauty, and then gave the nice sexy pic a kiss on the lips(screen). Within seconds after the uploading process, it had over 200 likes. A job well done but it still wasn't enough. Bakura is always hungry. "Take Me To Eat" he said it to the tour guide. Before getting a response the bunny boy had already hopped right on into the Tour Guides Tour Boat. The Tour Guide followed his lead and got into the captan seat and then they were off, sailing through Lake Toba and then back into Indonesia's city.
"Chooo choooo" Bakura said and spit on the faces of an Indonesian family unfortunate enough to be crossing the street as the boat came barreling through. Bakura made sure to spit enough for each of them. Then they were whizzing through once more. By the time they had reached the destination of their destination, Bakura had spit on the faces of 15 families. Even grandma.
"Time to eat" Bakura said and pushed the Tour Guide off of the Tour Boat. The tour guide dusted the clothes off and then stood back up in time for Bakura to hop his way down, making a perfect landing onto the tour guide, whos body was crushed beneath his weight and fell back down. "Time To Eat" Bakura said again and the duo of Bakura and the tour guide waddled into the restaurant. It was The Salt Grill by Lake Mangan.
"Table for 2" Bakura said. "Since the major eruption ~70,000 years ago, eruptions of smaller magnitude have also occurred at Toba. The small cone of Pusukbukit formed on the southwestern margin of the caldera and lava domes." said the Tour Guide. A water guided them to their table and they sat down for the meal. "The most recent eruption may have been at Tandukbenua on the northwestern caldera edge, suggested by a lack of vegetation that could be due to an eruption within the last few hundred years." the Tour Guide said some more. "I hope it happens soon so you can all die" Bakura said and clapped a little too.
The tour guide did a little hmmph thing and then the water came back. "Would you like some appetiziers to start off with guys" he asked and Bakura's eyes lit up. He loved the food. "I want Oysters Kilpatrick, spicy BBQ sauce and bacon" and pointed at the stuff on the menu. "And I'll have Tempura with wakame and wasabi mayonnaise" said the tour guide too, really desiring the good right about now. The waiter put the Oysters Kilpatrick, spicy BBQ sauce and bacon and the Tempura with wakame and wasabi mayonnais on their tables. The service at the Salt Grill by Lake Mangan is as swift and nimble as you could possibly imagine. Beyond your wildest dreams.
Bakura clapped his little hands together and chowed down. He was also swift and nimble at eating! The Tour Guy wasn't though. Soon the entree's came as well and it was time to really get the job done. Bakura could hardly contain the smiles! He loved eating so much and putting stuff in his mouth! Steak, chicken, chocolate, cock-
His bunny ears drooped, and he put his fork down. "I wanna go home now" Bakura said in a small voice. Juices were all over his face and he was not going to use the napkin. "Take me home now!" he slammed his sticky hands on the table and The Tour Guide could do nothing but drive him back in the stretch to Bakura's Private Jet Plane, where Emma Watson awaited. "Ready to go back, Bakura?" she asked, flashing her Oscar award winning smile.
Bunny boy nodded. For some reason, he had an overwhelming urge to check something. It made his tummy feel weird, and not from eating too much. But wait! Speaking of his tummy... "Time For Dessert" he said it and took out the icecream sandwich he had stolen earlier. It was all melty now and made his fingers sticky.
To be honest, he was used to white stuff doing that to his fingers but anyways, he plopped it inside his mouth hole and then wow! There he was, barreling through the sky in his very own jet. His face was plastered on the side of it and had his signature.
Soon he was back in Rod City and he was running, running, running to the Cave. He still didn't know why, he just felt like he needed to! He waddled in the dark and took out his torch and lit it and walked some more until he found the tomb. He took a deep breath just like before he usually does when he's about to suck dick and opened it up. Bakura dropped the torch. "What?!"
Bakura waddled as fast as he could to the slab where the Rod Man's body had once been. Now, all that was left there was the white linen his body had been wrapped to the brim in. He took the linens in his hands and clutched it to his chest. How could this be? The torche flickered off and then the deep part of the cave was in total darkness. It's dark. I can't see anything anymore. Can anyone hear me?
Bakura ran back to the outside world, linen still in hand. I'M SCREAMING AS LOUD AS I CAN. DON'T LEAVE ME. Bakura took out his iPhone5 again for a picture but this time not for Instagram! He snapped a quick pic of the linen and mass texted it out to all the Rod Friends. The body was missing and it was going to take every last one of the friends to get to the bottom of it. But then, he is hearing it! A voice in the distance, coming from far, far away!
"Heeeeeeeeeeey!" the voice said. Bakura whipped around to the location of the sound and began to hop his way on over there, the voice never once stopping the distant squacks needed to guide him. He stopped on the sandy beach and raised his hand to his forehead like a visor and squinted. In the distance, far beyond the waves that whip around his bare toes, was...
"ROOOOOOOSE!" said the Rod Man, waving his large muscular arms. "HAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY EEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASTER!"
All the other Rod Friends, loyal followers of the Rod Man til the end, stopped in their tracks beside the most treasured mindslave of them all, Bakura. They too had followed the sound of his voice. Slowly but surely, Marik was gliding towards the mindslaves on his sailboat, and as his figure got closer and closer the poundong of Bakura's heart got louder and louder until it was practically booming out of his chest! The rod was near.
"MAAAAAAAAWIIIIIK!" Bakura said, running to his gardeners welcoming embrace. "Happy easter, rose" Marik said and gave his mindslave a mindslave kiss that would never, ever be forgotten. The Rod Man let go of his Rose.
Marik's boat was gliding out again, far, far, far! Bakura's little hands were outstretched as far as he could, holding onto the Rod Bobs hand desperately. "Don't go don't leave me again" Bakura said through tears. His hand was slipping away. "I will always be with you" Marik said but no matter how far he reached out, he couldn't touch the rod anymore.
Never once did Bakura's gaze move from the Rod Man's figure, gradually waning into the distant sky until it eventually it was nothing but a little speck and then nothing at all, disappearing completely into the setting sun.
Chris Evans put a hand on his shoulder. "Bakura... look" he said, and when Bakura did he could not believe his eyes. A bunch of little sailboats shaped like easter eggs were within sight. "By jove" said Gregory Goodwin Pincus.
The Rod Friends each piled into their individual easter boats, ready to set off. They knew who's belonged to who by the personalized little flag thing. For example, Chris Evans had an angel, Gregory Goodwin Pincus had a hanger, and Bakura himself had a crudely drawn cock. "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY EAAAAAAAAAASTEEEEEEEEEEER" said the Rod Man from far, far away.
Not one of the Rod Friends knew what, but each and every one of them felt it. Something big was coming, something just beyond the waves and over the horizon.