Here we have it, the latest roleplay notes! I'm hoping to actually keep on top of them now, and not have a huge pile to type up after waiting for weeks.

Chapter 35

French

I feel like such a terrible mother, leaving Rhys at home with Grandma Esme...

...

You need the rest.

Yeah, what better place to rest than school? -sarcasm-

-sigh- Couldn't we have stayed home for at least another day? I'm still exhausted. Oh, what's our excuse for being gone all that time?

Funeral.

Who "died"?

Our hamster.

Really?

No. Our Great Aunt Joleen.

-sad face-

Who killed herself because her hamster died.

...wow, Auntie Alice. Just wow.

Actually, that did happen. 1909.

I can't believe how fast this all happened, Nessie. I mean, 7 years ago you were a toddler, and now you're a mother!

It's crazy.

Crazy. Huh. That's one way of looking at it, I suppose. I just look at it as very tiring.

I liked that hamster.....

Speaking of hamsters, yesterday Rhys took the animal picture book I was showing him and ate the hamster page.

Let's not get him a pet...

Yeah, good idea...so does he eat live animals now, then?

........Maybe.....-sigh- Yes. I took him hunting. He's quite a....proficient....hunter.

Does he show an interest in humans?

He hasn't been around humans yet.

-sigh- Well, at least he knows what he likes to eat...and, really, what else can be expected from the son of a werewolf (or shapeshifter, whatever) and a half vampire who drinks animal blood? Have any of you seen anything about him that wold say if he's got some sort of power thingy? I've been sleeping pretty much all weekend, so I can't very well say.

I didn't mention how he hunted. All the animals he ate came to him willingly, like he had them under mind control or something. And he is growing even faster than you did, Nessie. He was heavier coming out of the forest than he was going in.

What if he's growing too fast? Will he be okay?

I doubt he would be able to go to school.

...well, I'm sure there will be a time when he stops growing. I mean, I've pretty much stopped now. Who knows, maybe if he's growing faster than me, he'll be done growing before he's seven. And the mind control thing kinda makes sense, seeing as the thing I do has a lot to do with the mind. Let's just hope that animals are all he's ever able to control, otherwise...I doubt the Volturi would leave him alone.

.......-not acting suspicious at all-........

We'll just have to keep it on the down low.

Rhys just keeps on becoming more dangerous.

Dad? What's going on? Is there something you're not telling us?

A hiker.....mysteriously.....found us. We were at least 20 miles from the nearest trail.

And?

He didn't, did he?

.......continue.......

.......Mike. Newton. I stopped Rhys, though. And Mike doesn't remember anything.

MIKE!!!

Why didn't you say anything!??!?!!

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...Esme knows to watch Rhys at all times, right?

MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER THAT!!!!

What if someone comes to see her?!

What if Grandpa Charlie decides to randomly pop up?! -growls- Are you completely sure that Rhys would be able to control himself if any of that happened?! ....................................I have nothing more to say to you now, Dad.

RHYS IS FINE! -GROWLS- LAY OFF!

WE'RE NOT NECESSARILY WORRIED ABOUT HIM! WHAT IF HE'S IN THE FRONT YARD AND NO ONE IS WATCHING HIM AND SOMEONE WALKS BY!!!!!!!

Cupcake.

I had a talk with him. He knows not to eat humans.
END. OF. STORY.

Fine. -growls-

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There you have it, folks, the latest chapter. Unfortunately, I don't think there's going to be more roleplaying in the next few days...today there's a test in Science, so I doubt we're going to get a chance there, and then tomorrow, Alex and I are gone on an awesome band/choir trip until Sunday, so I don't know if Sean and Aja are going to roleplay in French without us or if they're just not going to bother. In any case, you're not getting any updates until Tuesday at the least, because if Sean and Aja do roleplay without me and Alex, I won't get it until Monday, and then won't be able to type it up til Tuesday morning. So you'll either get an update Tuesday or Wednesday. Okay, I'll shut up now. Happy April Fools day, everyone! (and no, none of this was a prank/trick)