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Tokyo Ghoul Characters, Uta and Take Hirako are dating, how do you respond?

Aura: …

Aura: Oh no, not them. Didn't they hate each other?

Kaneki: I thought that too, but I guess they kind managed their hateful feelings, and now they merged those feelings into love?

Kaneki: Are you even, in Tokyo Ghoul universe?

Renji: …

Renji: I guess, I wasn't enough for Uta. That he just goes to person he hates the most.

Uta: That's wrong, I hate Arima. I don't have Hirako Kun.

Renji: Um, if you didn't hate him, they why when we were youngsters, you did a drawing of him drowing him in poison?

Take: …

Uta: I did not! Don't believe him Hirako Kun.

Renji: Why are you contradicting yourself?

Uta: I'm not. Yomo stop saying lies to my boyfriend!

Take: Do not worry, I don't care what you did in the past.

Take: What matters right now is hear in the moment we are now.

Uta: Oh I love you so much!

Take: I know.

Renji: …

Renji: Oh god.

Arima: So, um how?

Take: How what? How did I hook up with a ghoul?

Arima: I thought that you love me.

Take: Admiration and love are so different.

Arima: Anyway, why do you see in him?

Uta: He hates you, I kinda in some point in my life I hate you for being so flashy and all. But now, you're okay I guess.

Arima: …

Arima: You know, Hirako, I thought I had figured you out, since you were my partner. But now is like I don't know you anymore, what have you become?

Take: ….

Take: What do you mean, I was always like this. Making puns, making jokes with this straight face of mine. I don't get why you don't ever notice. Oh wait, I think I know why.

Take: Because, you never pay attention to your squad and always runt on the "ONE EYED OWL"!

Arima: ….

Arima: I'm sorry.

Take: Too late, but this beautiful bird has gone to another nest. Leave your request when I'm gone.

Kaneki: My god, Arima san, you were so lucky by having this funny guy under your wing all this time. And now that his gone, I know that you feel empty.

Arima: I am.

Itou: I thought what we had, was special, Hirako Senpai.

Take: Oh, Itou.

Itou: Really a ghoul, with many piercings, tattoos and all that punk stuff related. You know if had knew you had a type I could have gotten that look.

Takeomi: Stop saying things like that man.

Itou: It's true, I always admire him.

Arima: Wait, I thought you admire me.

Itou: Anyways, you were my leader and I was glad and then you were promoted to be in Arima squad. Leaving me in behind. I didn't care about that, because I watch you from the shadows.

Torso: And they say, I'm a creeper.

Itou: And then what, I heard this, why did you go for a guy like him? I thought what we had was special.

Saiko: You still have me, you buddy gamer.

Itou: …

Take: I think, I'm gonna leave now.

Itou: …

Itou: Why is the world is so cruel to me, I'm gonna go get drunk and passed out until I die!

Porpora: So, I guess you came to cochlea, not to free me, but to see your lover huh?

Uta: Wow, you really figured me out, huh porpora Kun?

Porpora: I know all my childs, like my own palm.

Uta: Impressive.

Porpora: But I mean, you're very lucky aren't you, Uta Kun, when you free me, your boyfriend just resigned himself from the CCG. That guy is clever. I kind of like this guy.

Take: Oh thanks father, I hope you can reunite yourself with your other son, Amon!

Porpora: …

Porpora: And here I thought I could play this guy. He is just like you!

Uta: I know!

Itori: *Hiss* *hiss*

Take: ….

Take: Why are you glaring me like that?

Take: Um, Uta. I think that woman hates me.

Uta: …

Uta: Let her be, come I will make you a great mask.

Take: Um, okay.

Itori: Shit, now my OTP is ruin.

Itori: I WILL SEND YOU MY WRATH, OF MY GLORIOUS OTP, I HOPE THAT MASK THAT YOUR LOVER WILL MAKE WILL CHOKE YOU TO DEATH!

Take: Yeah, let's see if you can choke me, you giant bitch.

Itori: …

Itori: You can attack?

Take: Please, don't get me started woman.

Itori: …

Itori: Now I know the reason why you dig him so much, Uta Kun. He can backfire just a like a king dragon living a golden mountain.

Uta: I know right, aren't I lucky?

Itori: Yes, yes you really are!

Itori: I must say, I'm jealous!

Uta: I know.

Take: …

Take: We can always do a threesome if you want?

Uta: …

Itori: …

All: …

Take: So that's a no?

Uta: I, I'm getting married with you!

Take: Oh so that's a yes?

Take: Good. Now, I will detach from the list having a threesome with a busty woman and a ghoul from my list. Good very good.

Thanks for reading, and keep requesting for more!

-AleCastro