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De-Ji: we're back from camping!! K10 is first!
K10: You're Leaving?for the whole weekend? TT.TT -sniff- you will be missed.
De-Ji: XD it's nice to know you have friends… (looks at crew being crazy) sane friends anyway…
De-ji: Ah you know it's true, it's part of his 10,001,010,010,101.9
talents
that he has!! (( got the idea from Mokona From Tsubasa C.R.))
De-Ji: .9? that's a little… weird…
Zoro: WHAT?! you're not going to kill me?! after all I did even...did
you wake up on the wierd side of the hamock this morning?
Zoro: well… actually the weird side of the sleeping bag, but… hey wait a minute, NO!!
De-Ji: (tries to hold in giggles) I guess he just got tired of chasing you around…
De-ji: You sure you don't mind me buggin him chap. after next? Even though I
have no idea what to do??
De-Ji: you don't have to if you don't want to… I'm sure there's plenty of people who want to bug him already (looks at Sanji)
Usopp: That's awesome! Slingshots are awesome.
Usopp: yes, and the great captain Usopp knows how to make perfect slingshots!!
De-Ji: (sarcastically) really? (picks up one of his slingshots and tries to shoot it) (the missile falls straight to the ground) right…
Sanji: that was my 'thank you' kiss. (looks down in arms... still
holding dress)...(turns head to De-ji, since k10 is in hug) I'm supose to put this on, aren't I?
Sanji: MELLORINE ANYWAY!!! (dances off)
De-Ji: not yet…
De-ji: ok, I might be a little slow to just now ask this but are you and Suta
sisters? (if you do not want to answer, taht is fine) and Yes! gold quarters.
basicly look at a quarter and picture it gold, shiny and in a case. that is
basicly what i have.
De-Ji: yep! (looks over at Suta playing with Luffy) unfortunately…
Nami: You know what Belli is obviously, but do you know what a quarter
is?..besides it being money too... cause you count everything as belli but I
was just cerious since we have dimes, nickels, pennies, etc..
Nami: Of course I know! I have researched all kinds of money! But belli is my favorite currency.
Deji:and it's true too, 2 sides of the same face...odd...(ponders)
De-Ji: 2 sides of the same face? Weird…
Zoro: you can't make a face?...hn...(pulls back corners of his mouth real
fast to make him smile) there's one!(let's go and scoots back to Sanji)
Zoro: (makes a confused face) huh… maybe I can. (smiles just to prove he can)
De-Ji: woah… cool!
K10: (smiles at De-ji and Zoro holding hands) hee
Zoro: (blushes and lets go of De-Ji's hand)
K10: (See's luffy and Suta hold hands)
K10: (Hear's luffy say the Redrover part) PFTT!(laughs histaricly)
Luffy: Na? What did I do?
Franky: (confused) I was on a side? I was just speaking my mind.
(See's Suta and Luffy somehow hover over Franky with a net)..Um...(points
upwards)
Franky: (looks upwards) AAHHHH!!!! (runs) hey I just realized that I'm not in ask Sanji anymore… weird!!
Luffy and Suta: You shall not escape!!!
De-Ji: I don't think you were at first, but Luffy and Suta just made you take their side…
De-ji: Oh, born that way? I'd have to wonder how it got that way. maybe the
pink mother pinguin and the blue pinguin had a son...or daughter.
De-Ji: wouldn't one of them have to be red? Because red and blue make purple…
De-ji and Zoro: Ok, I know that pink is evil but I say if it went with a
mostly black outfit, it'd look cool depending on the type of pink.
De-Ji: that would be ok I guess, but I just don't like the bright colors… pastel are ok.
Zoro: but pink is still evil.
De-Ji: yep.
K10: Cat's? that's what I don't get. Why are cats evil?? because they scratch you? I don't complain, it happens to me all the time. and mostly they sleep all day like zoro so i think you'd get along fine
De-Ji: he actually only sleeps about 75 of the day… including night.
Zoro: (snores)
Luffy: (whispers to Suta) Hey lets paint his face!
Suta: Yeah!
Zoro: You shouldn't have screamed… now I'm awake.
Luffy and Suta: Ahhhh…
Luffy: TO THE…. The….
Suta: Crow's Nest?
Luffy: YEAH!! (runs over and climbs to the crow's nest)
K10: lemons? yeah I understand that..Anyway..(forgot what else you said was
evil)
De-Ji: you actually got them all.
K10: (See's Cattsuki throw Zoro overboard)XD (Laughs) YES! and it wasn't even my fault this time!! Way to go Cattsuki!
Zoro: (evil glare)
K10: (hides behind mast giggling as a glair
is recieved from zoro)
Luffy:..you were turned into santa clause... from defeating...evil
Christmas carolors?? Seriously?
Luffy: Yep!
De-Ji: I still don't believe it...
K10: (read's Cattsuki's recipe) Yumm! that sounds good! I should try that
sometime.(goes into Kitchen to watch him cook)
De-Ji: that actually does sound good… I should make that sometime.
De-Ji: Takono is next!!
Luffy: I LOVE HOMESTAR TOO!
Luffy: SUGOI!!!
Suta: (psst! pretend youre dead)
Suta: ok. (lies on floor)
Luffy: LUFFY! SUTA PASSED OUT! DO CPR!! (explains cpr)
Luffy: Na? (tilts head)...
Suta: …How long am I supposed to stay like this?
De-Ji: (slaps her forehead)
Takono: Ok, lets try this again.
Luffy and Suta: ok.
Zoro and De-Ji: Oi….
(Takono explains CPR again to Luffy)
Luffy: ohhhhh, I get it now!
Zoro and De-Ji: AHHHH!!!! THE APOCALYPSE!!!!!
(Suta lays down)
Takono: AH!! SUTA IS DYING!! SAVE HER LUFFY!!
Luffy: AHHH!!! SUTA'S DYING!!! (runs in circles)
Takono: Oi… (slaps Luffy) CPR!! NOW!!!
Luffy: (salutes) HAI!!! (runs over to Suta and kneels down) (tilts her chin up) (Luffy then lip locked with Suta)
Suta: (opens eyes suddenly and then starts to blush)
Luffy: You're okay!!!!!! (lifts her head up and hugs her)
Suta: (thinks) What just happened?
Zoro: (pushes zoro into deji making them lip lock AGAIN) sorry, you two are
just so cute!! ehehe...RUN AWAY! (runs like a turtle)
Zoro and De-Ji: (blush)
Takono: I...am...running...at...the...speed...of...light...
Zoro: (looks at Takono running) meh… too tired today
Takono: (kicks zoro where it hurts, HARD)
Zoro: (winces and falls to the ground writhing in pain)
Sanji: PfFTH! ZOROS SUCH A SISSY! does it hurt THAT badly on a guy??
Sanji: yes, he is a sissy. And actually, it does…
De-Ji: why you… (kicks Sanji in the same place as Zoro) I'll show you the meaning of pain!!
Chopper: Zoros not hurt, he's just doing a dance on the floor!! HE'S BREAK
DANCING!
Chopper: aha!! (tries to imitate Zoro)
Luffy: BREAK DANCE WITH ZORO!
Luffy: OKAY!!! (imitates Zoro)
Suta: (laughs hysterically)
Takono: (paints zoros hair pink and purple while he's "BREAK DANCING")
Zoro: (still writhing in pain)
De-Ji: PINK! EVIL!! (hisses at pinkness)
Zoro: NYAH! CANT CATCH MEH, GRAVY HEAD! )(runs away)
Zoro: (stops writhing in pain) I'LL KILL YOU!! (runs after Takono)
De-Ji: who ever heard of gravy being green?
Luffy: Moldy gravy isn't that great!!
De-Ji: (blanches) gross!!
Luffy: (grabs luffys hat and runs) YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE, COPPERS!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Luffy: NOOO!!! BOSSHHHIII!!!! (chases hat)
Nami: CATCH!! (throws hat to her) PASS IT TO USOPP!!
Nami: (catches hat) why should I? (sees Luffy running toward her) AAHHH!!! (throws it to Usopp)
Usopp: PASS IT! I'M OPEN!
Usopp: (catches hat and immediately throws it to Takono) (runs away from Luffy screaming)
Takono: (catches hat and plops it on luffys head)
(Takono didn't notice that she plopped it on Suta's head)
Luffy: GIVE IT BACKKK!!!! (tackles Suta)
Sanji: (glomp) I LURV JOO!
Sanji: MELLORINE!! I LUV JOO 2!!! (squiggly noodle dance)
De-Ji: since you're going to do the noodle dance, I'll put noodles down your pants!! (puts noodless down Sanji's pants)
Luffy and Suta: IT RHYMES!!!
Takono: ja ne!! g2g
De-Ji: ja ne!
De-Ji: Cattsuki came back!
Cattsuki: This is once again Cattsuki.
Luffy: yes; its possible to not like meat. And i convinced Nicole not to
bother you.
Luffy: Poor boshi…. (hugs hat)
Chopper: Thanks for helping Nicole. You really are a good doctor.
Chopper: DON'T COMMPLIMENT ME!!! IT WON'T MAKE HAPPY!!! (smiles and does happy dance)
Zoro: Sorry for throwing you overboard. I was on sugar-high. Also; I was
wondering if you would spar with me? Sanji would never hit a girl; and i need
someone who uses a sword properly anyway. I promise not to use my demon
powers; unless you want me to. And, I have a qustion! Will you help me prank
Sanji? I don't like him much... I admit hes a good cook, but he likes girls to
much! i bet he couldn't go ONE DAY without crushing on a girl!
Zoro: s'okay… sure I'll spar with you, and it depends on how powerful you are without your demon powers… (evil smile) I'll help you prank Sanji. He is a good cook, but he couldn't last one HOUR without flirting…
Sanji: (chases you down for adding san to my name) YOU ARE DEAD; IDIOT! BY THE WAY; IF YOUR CREW DOESN'T HELP YOU OUT YOU WILL BE SERIOUSLY INJURED/DEAD!
Sanji: (screams like a little girl and runs) GOMEN NASAI!!!
Nami: (looks at the rest of the crew) (sighs) I have to help him don't I?
Everyone-Sanji: (nods heads)
Nami: fine. (goes over and helps Sanji)
Luffy: Sanji is very easy to scare. Why is that?
Luffy: I think (in background Zoro and De-Ji scream: THE APOCALYPSE!!!!) that he's scared that he can't defend himself since he won't kick a woman.
Everyone-Luffy: O.o
Nami: Heres more money. and heres a dress i'm sure you'll love! (passes you
very expensive dress that costs more than all the money you ever had and is a
orange that goes very nicely for you)
Nami: (looks at everything) ARIGATOU!!! (runs into room and starts couting her money in her new dress)
Sanji: Your still alive...grr... Anyway; spar with me and actually hit me-or
at try to hit me; I'm really fast-or you are as good as dead!
Sanji: (gulp) but it's against my code to hit a lady…
Luffy: Wanna help Zoro and I prank Sanji?
Luffy: Na? SURE!
De-Ji: Wanna help to?
De-Ji: (evil smile) you bet!
Suta:Help to?
Suta: Uh… I'M WITH LUFFY!!!
Nami:Sorry; you were supposed to be on my list from eariler for awesome
people. Also; I have a qustion. Did you always like navagating; or did
something get you interested? If the answer is you got interested; what got
you interested?
Nami: really? Cool! Arigatou again, Cattsuki! And yes, I always liked navigating and map-making.
Zoro: (smacks you for falling asleep; but is held back from hurting you
further by Alice; who is a vampire) DON'T FALL ASLEEP AGAIN! EXCEPT WHEN YOUR SUPPOSED TO!
Zoro: (wakes up) you're not the boss of me.
De-Ji: Sorry for yelling. About the meat comment; I barely eat as it is. And
I just don't really have a taste for meat; I suppose.
De-Ji: O.O really? No taste for meat? You barely eat?
Luffy and Suta: You fell over laughing? (laughs myself) HA!! Sanji wet
himself; the scardy cat!
Luffy and Suta: PFFFFF…. DON'T REMIND US!!!
Chopper: IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN I WON'T SAVE YOU!!
Luffy and Suta: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (falls over, etc)
Chopper: AHHHH!!! I'M COMING!! (rushes over)
Zoro and De-Ji: (laughs at Luffy, Suta, and Sanji)
Sanji:BEWARE!
Sanji: yipe! (hides behind the mast)
Zoro:I was just letting you know that you don't scare me; and you never
will.
Zoro: ok then.
De-Ji:I'm sorry your jaw hurt.
De-Ji: s'okay. Thanks though
Luffy: Get ready to laugh.
Luffy: (bites lip in anticipation) EEEEE!!!!!! I'm ready!!!!!!
Suta: Me too!!!
Chopper: (sweat drop) not again…
Sanji: HUT TWO HUT TWO! GIVE ME ONE THOUSAND LAPS! AND I WANT TEN THOUSAND PUSHUPS! MARCH! MARCH! I WANT YOU TO GO THROUGH TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF TRAINING ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS DO ADDED TOGETHER! WHILE COOKING! AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO EVER LOOK AT ME IN THE WRONG WAY AGAIN!
Sanji: (jumps up and obeys)
Zoro: OI!! YOU TOUCH MY WEIGHTS AND YOU'RE DEAD!!
Luffy: LOOK AT HIM GO!!!
Luffy and Suta: (rolls on the floor laughing)
Chopper: (ready to attend when needed) oh boy…
Zoro: Is he always this easy to scare?
Zoro: (watches sleepily) actually, no. it's probably because you're a girl.
Ussop: Don't worry; I have nothing against you. Yet. You better hope you
don't get me angry; but I'm sure you won't. Can I use the PB&J maker? I'm
hungry! I think you are a great inventer!
Usopp: (watches Sanji) yay! (gulp) I won't! yep! (hands you PB&J maker) arigatou!
Sanji: Did you like the recipe? Can you make everyone one of those
sandwichs?
Sanji: y-yes… (makes everybody breakfast sandwiches)
Luffy: Is it good?
Luffy: (chews and pauses for a few seconds) YUMMMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!! (starts wolfing down all sandwiches in sight)
Usopp: Hey! GIVE IT BACK!!
Nami: No stretching!!! (punches Luffy)
Suta: What do you think?
Suta: UMMAE!!!!! (starts eatting as fast as Luffy)
Nami: What do you think? Also; heres a million belli for every word I ever
said to you! Also; do you think this is a good dress for me? (shows you white
dress that has a belt at the waist that is tan and has flower designs and the
bottom of the dress goes to my knees) Also; what should I wear to the wedding?
You are a fashion expert! And I'll pay you double your normal price for a
tangerine; plus lots of interest! (smiles at you)
Nami: m-m-MONEY!!!! (looks at the dress) yeah, it's very pretty on you! I think you should wear that dress to the wedding.
Sanji: (peeks at Cattsuki from behind the mast)
De-Ji: You rock!
De-Ji: XD arigatou!!
Sanji: DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE YOU LOOKING AT ME BEFORE! (chases you
down)
Sanji: AAHHHHH!!!! (runs)
Luffy, Suta, Zoro, and De-Ji: I have photos of Sanji when he wet his pants!
(shows photos) Want a copy?
Zoro and De-Ji: (evil smirk) yeah!
Luffy and Suta: (starts rolling on ground laughing AGAIN)
Chopper: oi….
Ussop: Do you have any new inventions? I'd love to see! Oh; and do you
have a peatnutbutter banana sandwich maker?
Usopp: not yet, but thanks for the idea! (goes to his workshop place and starts working on a pbb sandwich maker)
Cattsuki: I gotta go; but I'll see ya later!
De-Ji: ahhh… but you were causing so much havoc for Sanji… (laughs) see ya later!