Gotta warn ya, some of this chapter is rated M cause of the language!
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Got it?
Have you really?
No, i mean do you really understand?
Okay, i'm gonna stop now, you've got the picture, and i'm hyper!
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Last Time:
"Get over it fattie," Gabriella stuck her tongue out.
"Look who's talking," Troy joked back.
"I'm pregnant! You're just fat!" Gabriella smirked.
"You're mean," Troy said and pretended to cry.
"Drama queen," Gabriella laughed.
"I am not!" He shouted from the bottom of the stairs, before stomping up them, still joking along.
Two Months Later (Sharpay is nine nearly ten months pregnant, yes she is very late and Gabriella is now seven months pregnant)
"Maybe you could try a long walk," Taylor suggested.
"That's not gonna work, spicy food is the best way," Kelsi disagreed.
"Well i know for a fact, that my Mother was late with me and she went on a bumpy bus ride, and out i popped," Hannah Evans added.
"Maybe it would be best if you tried all three," Gabriella suggested.
"It's not going to work! I've tried everything and this damn baby just won't come out! I'm nearly a month late, what am i going to do?" Sharpay whined.
"We don't know! Stop badgering us!" Taylor yelled, finally losing it with her friend. She had become impossible for nearly a month now. Sharpay was always complaining that she was uncomfortable, or over weight or something stupid like that and frankly, it wasn't just Taylor who was annoyed. Everyone was, especially Zeke.
"Don't yell! I'm in a very uncomfortable state here, Taylor!" Sharpay snapped.
"Oh God! Enough! I've had it with your outbursts, Shar! We all know you are uncomfortable, because you remind us every second of the day, but for God's sake, will you give it a rest?"
"You know, i could have you arrested for that!" Sharpay sniped.
"For what?" Gabriella asked confused.
"For verbal abuse at vulnerable clientele!" Sharpay shouted.
"What? That's not even a real crime!" Taylor snapped back.
"Actually, Tay, it is," Gabriella said uncomfortably.
"Oh what do you know?" Taylor angrily spat at Gabriella.
"I'm a cop, remember?!" Gabriella shouted.
"What's going on in here?" Troy asked angrily at all the annoyed women sat in his and Gabriella's living room. Chad, Jason, Ryan and Zeke followed closely behind him.
"She's being a cow!" Sharpay shouted quickly, pointing furiously at Taylor.
"She's being an all knowing ass!" Taylor sniped, jabbing her finger at Gabriella, before turning her finger to Sharpay, "And she's being an annoying idiot again, Troy!"
"You're all being idiots!" Kelsi yelled at her friends.
"What's this all about?" Chad asked.
"Sharpay is moaning about being uncomfortable again, so we all suggested different ways of inducing labour, but she still moans, and then Taylor just snapped, Gabriella slightly agreed with Sharpay on something, and then Taylor turned on Gabriella too," Kelsi explained quickly.
"Taylor, why are you being short with everyone?"Troy asked her.
"Ask him!" She yelled pointing sharply at a guilty looking Chad.
"Chad?" Troy asked.
"Okay, so i might have kept her up all night, whining that i think my ankles are getting too chubby," He admitted sheepishly.
"Dude, you are so gay," Zeke laughed.
"So Gay!" Troy sang at him.
"Shut it morons!" Chad shouted as he blushed furiously," Sharpay has a problem," He added focusing his attentions on Sharpay.
"Well when Hannah was pregnant, she was early so i can't help you," Ryan admitted.
"Try spicy food," Jason suggested.
"Already suggested it, babe," Kelsi said.
"Oh i got it!" Chad shouted in excitement, whilst jumping up and down in glee.
"God, do we even want to know?" Taylor asked in shame at her husbands behaviour.
"Yes, it's Doctor recommended you know," Chad sniped sarcastically.
"Well i'll try anything once," Sharpay admitted defeat.
"What does she do?" Gabriella asked.
"All she has to do is have sex," Chad told them proudly.
"Where the hell did you hear that?" Ryan asked disgusted for even being involved in such a conversation about his sister.
"That's what Troy's Mom did when she had Haylie, you know. And my Mom is a Doctor and she swears by it," Chad pointed out.
"He's right you know, i heard his Mom tell my cousin when she was late, and it worked," Troy agreed, "Well done, Chad, for once you're not the dumbest in the room," Troy added.
"Thanks...i think," He smiled uncomfortably.
"I can't sleep with her, while she's in that state," Zeke screeched, obviously afraid of his Wife.
"BAYLOR! IF YOU DON'T GET HOME WITH ME RIGHT NOW AND THRUST MY BRAINS OUT, SO HELP ME GOD, I WILL KICK YOU FROM HERE TO NEW ZEALAND!" Sharpay screamed before dragging poor Zeke right out of Gabriella and Troy's house.
"Oh my God, she is desperate!" Taylor gasped.
"You don't say, Genius," Chad sniped.
"Shut it fat ankles!" Taylor yelled back.
"Why don't you make me shut it?" Chad got in Taylor's face.
"Why can't you come up with better comebacks?" Taylor spat.
"You cow!"
"Moron!"
"Frigid Bitch!"
"Hairy asshole!"
"Cold hearted, flat chested Gimp!"
"Gay!"
"Lesbian!"
"Small cock!"
"Shut up!"
"Ooooh, i'm so scared!" Taylor said sarcastically.
"You should be!" Chad mocked before picking her up bridal style, kissing her and running out of the house with her giggling hysterically.
"Those two..." Gabriella sighed.
"Yeah, talk about crazy," Troy agreed.
"Let us never be that way," Gabriella made Troy promise.
"Trust me, we won't," Gabriella shivered at the memory before noticing that the other two couples were no longer there,(A/N You can guess what they had disappeared to do) and their front door was once again, wide open. They rolled their eyes and checked on Caitlyn who was having her afternoon nap in her bedroom, before running into their room like teenagers. Or at least as fast as Gabriella's pregnant belly would carry her. They began to kiss furiously, before getting undressed rather quickly. They were about to begin the dirty deed when the telephone rang.
"Ignore it!" Troy begged as he kissed her neck.
"It might be important," Gabriella argued.
"Urgh! Fine!" Troy gave up and rolled over to the other side of the bed.
Gabriella stuck her tongue out at him before picking up the telephone, "Hello?"
"Gabs, it's Zeke!"
"What the hell Zeke? Me and Troy were busy!" Gabriella whined.
"Sharpay is in Labour, the sex worked!"
"Oh my Gosh, it did? Where are you?" Gabriella gushed.
"Well, it didn't last for long but, it worked! The baby is coming, get down to Sacred Heart Memorial (A/N Scrubs lol) as soon as you can! Bye, love ya,"
"What did Zeke say?" Troy asked as soon as she hung up the phone.
"Sharpay's in labour, we got to get to Sacred Heart like right now," Troy groaned in agreement before pulling on his clothes, and fetching a still sleeping, Caitlyn, and meeting Gabriella at the door five minutes later.
"Bet you fifty bucks it's a girl," She proposed.
"Gabs, you're forgetting, we already know it's a girl!" Troy laughed before the three went to the car, to arrive at Sacred Heart Memorial for the arrival of the first Baby Baylor...
Alright, so that was a little longer, but not as long! Sorry i haven't updated since the other day, or was it yesterday?
Who knows. Anyway, i was too busy writing a Troypay oneshot, with 3 poems of my own in! I'm so proud. Anyways its called the poems, so check it out! Please...
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