(Okay, I've been dodging around this one for a while, because I would have no freaking idea what to put. But I thought of Tameranian dishes... and then it went all down hill.)

Blackfire smirked as the timer went off. She glanced at the recipe and said, "Almost done... just let it sit for twenty minutes."

She reached into the oven and pulled out what looked like baked blue silly putty filled with lavender/green finger paint.

Private Hive walked into the room and his eyes bulged out at the dish. "What... what is that, ma'am?" He asked, trying to avoid the urge to violently gag. "Its a Tameranian dish, one of my favorites." Blackfire said.

Kyd poked his head into the room and raised his eyebrows. 'What's that smell?' He signed. "Some Tama- whatever thing." Private said, trying to avoid staring at it. "I won't say the name, humans tend to murder Tameranian names horrendously." Blackfire said. 'Translation for it?' Kyd signed.

Blackfire thought for a second. "I think it translates loosely into 'Cake of Children'... normally it is served for the younger children but..." She grinned sheepishly. "I've been craving it lately." Private picked up a toothpick and poked it. "What's even IN it?" He said. Blackfire glared. "Nothing you would care about." She said, then added, "Don't poke it! It has to sit for at least twenty minutes! Without. Disturbance."

Private ducked an eye bolt and hid on the couch. "Yup, I uh... won't touch it..." Then he grumbled, "It might eat me."

Twenty minutes later, the 'paint' inside had turned hard. Private Hive made another face and Blackfire snapped, "For X'hal's sake, I won't force you to eat it! So stop insulting me by acting like a 6 year old!"

Private Hive nodded nervously. Johnny walked in and asked, "What did the idiot do now?" Blackfire got a slightly mischievous look on her face for a split second, then whined, "Private was being an ass and insulting my food." Johnny glared at him. "Oh really?" He replied coolly.

Johnny had a slight 'ick' factor when it came to Tameranian food as well, but he was smart enough not to mention it. Now Private, on the other hand...

Private looked towards the ceiling. "Hey, Blackfire, you think there would be enough for him?" Johnny asked, grinning. "Yes, definitely." She grabbed a knife and cut a small piece.

Kyd started to quietly snicker. Private Hive shot him a pleading look and whispered, "Get me out of here!" Kyd shook his head no and scooted away. Blackfire set the plate next to him and said, "Eat it or I will throw you into titan's tower. Without. Hesitation."

Private Hive groaned. This wasn't cool. At all.

He picked up the dish and asked weakly, "At least can I have a damned fork?"

She nodded and tossed him one.

After glaring at Kyd Wykkyd one more time, he took a small bite of the cake...

And despite it looking like something from a horror movie, it tasted really good. Kinda like cinnamon. "Actually... its really not that bad." Private said in surprise. "Should you really be that surprised?" Blackfire said sarcastically. Kyd teleported over with a dish and made a cute face at Blackfire.

Blackfire chuckled and said, "Fine, Kyd, I'll give you a piece." Kyd fist pumped and grabbed a plate. "Has Kyd tried it before?" Private asked suspicously. Blackfire nodded. Private's mouth fell open in shock and said, "You little bastard."

Kyd chuckled and signed, 'Hey! Its one of those don't knock it until you try it situations!'

Private glared at him and grumbled, "I really, really hate you right now." But he still kept eating the Child Cake.

Because it was just that awesome.

(I was a picky child... but I grew out of it. And now that I go to boarding school, I have found teens who are still like picky six year olds.

Also, above 100 reviews! YAY! I think its 104 now... by the way, to the other couple hundred viewers, I can see the hits. I think its a little bit annoying to have over 4000 hits and 100 reviews. So if I'm doing something wrong, tell me.

Enough of crazy rant, bye byes! Remember to review!)