Author's Note: Well, I've got another bikini one. I really hope that I'm not over-doing it. I really wanted to have another funny one, seeing as the last two really weren't that great. Thank you for those who reviewed and I hope you all like this chapter!

Also, I'm going under the assumption that Urgo was with SG-1 for more than one day. If not… well, it is now, for the purposes of this story.

Disclaimer: don't own anything.

Urgo

Jack sighed and clasped his hands over his face. He couldn't believe that he was stuck on base. This was supposed to be his downtime. They were supposed to have a nice, easy mission, and then they were supposed to have a nice, long weekend to relax.

He snorted. Who was he kidding? They never got the easy missions.

This thing… Urgo, whatever it was… was preventing him from fishing.

He paused. It was entirely too quiet. He must have been bothering Daniel, or Teal'c, or Sam. Jack would put his money on Teal'c. He was sure that Urgo would get a kick out of trying to get a reaction out of Teal'c. He knew that he himself did.

Jack jumped up and reached into his pocket. He pulled out his yoyo and frowned at the tangled string. He sighed again before he began to untangle it.

He looked up in mild surprise when the door opened. He was even more surprised when he saw Sam stick his head in. He put the yoyo aside and sat back down on the bed.

"Hey, Carter," he said. "What can I do for you?"

Sam said nothing as he stepped into the room. Jack's jaw dropped open as he took in his 2IC appearance.

She was wearing a very non-regulation tiny, blue bikini. Jack had a flashback of the conversation involving tiny bikinis earlier, and he gaped at Sam.

She walked over to him and sat next to him on the bed. She leaned over and pressed her lips close to his ear.

"I'm sorry I couldn't get you to Maui," she whispered.

Jack jerked awake. He looked around the room and didn't know if it was relief or disappointment that flooded through him when he realized that there wasn't a bikini-clad Sam Carter in his room.

It took a moment for him to figure out what had just happened. He groaned loudly and fell back against his pillows.

"URGO!"

Sam jerked awake with a gasp. She couldn't believe what she had just dreamt about. She could feel her cheeks burning wildly, and there wasn't even anyone in the room with her!

She sat up and ran a hand through her hair. She bit down on her lip as she felt anger and embarrassment bubble up in her chest. It was a shame that she couldn't hurt the little hologram that was Urgo. So, she settled for yelling instead.

"URGO!"

Daniel wandered into the commissary. He saw Teal'c sitting at one of the tables and walked over to him. He took the seat across from him and accepted the cup of coffee that Teal'c offered him.

They sat in silence for a moment before Daniel couldn't take it anymore. He took a huge drink from his coffee and set the cup back on the table.

"You know, I didn't have a problem with Sam and Jack's unresolved sexual tension when we were observing it. But seeing it in their dreams…" He shuddered. "That was just wrong."

"I concur, Daniel Jackson," Teal'c said.

Daniel groaned and leaned back in his chair as they were assaulted with yet another dream.

"URGO!"

Author's Note: I hope you all liked this chapter, and I hope it was a bit funnier than the last!