Spooky
HELLO! We are back in business, I'm still going to attempt to make a hundred chapters. I need the reviews! There is no such thing as passion or just for fun, I need to feel superior (sarcasm).
Anyhow, the heat and the constant rain of my country is killing and frying my brain. If one weather wants to kill me, be consistent. My internet sucks at nighttime also, so this will be hard.
My physical body aches. Help me. Nobody is reviewing anymore and I'm depressed because it's that time for me when my reviews stop rolling in.
STORY IS NOW!
"Woo, it's time for scaaaary stooooories." Cupa said in a spooky tone, covering herself with the blanket and a flashlight under her face, "I'm setting the mood."
"It's not Halloween." The boy next to her said, he still had his nightcap on and was trying to sleep, "Go back and harass me in the morning."
"After watching some creepy videos on Youtube, I want to fuck our minds up with scary stories!" She then frowned, seeing his current state, "I need you up for this!" She began shaking him, he sighed in annoyance before taking off his nightcap and moving himself upwards.
"Give me horror that makes me piss my pants then." Toby told her in a bored tone, "Do it."
"Now, let me tell you story off Bob and his haunted potatoes. Woooo." She waved the flashlight a bit, "It was by a farmer making potatoes-"
"By a farmer?"
"LET ME FINISH." She continued, "When he was picking up the potatoes for McDonalds, he picked the last one and you know what came out?"
"What?"
"A giant ant that destroyed everything and everyone with a giant ant army!" He reacted at the story, looking at her with disgust, "Got you."
"You attacked me through my fears. That's low even for me." He said to her, frowning, "Tell me another one, keep me up all night so I can vent my anger on you in the morning."
"Okay, the next one is the 'spooky scary skeletons'!"
"Oh fuck."
"Hear me out." She began telling the 'scary' story, "It was a long time ago..in a cave far, far away."
"WE JUST DID A STAR WARS CHAPTER." Toby yelled at her, "XMINERCOBRA, YOU UNORIGINAL SELLOUT!"
Okay, sorry you bitchboy.
"Anyway, a guy was stuck in the cave after hiking in the wrong place. He was stuck in there so long, his skin was never used to the sunlight again. When he finally got out..." She held a deep breath until she let it out, "His skin melted and he became a skeleton!"
He remained silent until he lightly slapped her.
"Ow."
"Where did you get these stories from?"
"This book. Scary stories for your kids!" The girl held out a book who's title was 'Spooky Tales for Children', "Found it in the trash."
"Why were you digging in the trash?"
"Trying to find dynamite."
"Of course." He sweatdropped, "I'm really, sleepy."
"Oh, last one!" The girl began telling him the last story, "Once, there was a world where the only boobs you have are big boobs."
"I am listening." Now the boy sounded interested.
"Then they became flat! That is an original story."
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After promptly knocking her out, he put the nightcap on went back to sleep.
I'M SORRY FOR THE CRAPINESS.
I'm lately being less motivated to go through life. Dunno why but I am.
STAY TUNED!