Okay so, sorry for not Uding in, like, forever! So here's my next chapter and I'm happy to announce that I've got many more stories underway and that I've got an account on Fiction Press, so you should check that out! I've got one story so far on that... but I WILL be making more and that I've finally read most of the Morganville Vampire books and that I totally think Claire should be with Michael or Myrnin, because, like, they'd make the cutest couple and Shane is kinda, well ya know, immature and he can't just accept the fact that Michael is, well, Michael and it doesn't matter if he's a vampire or not! It's stupid! Well, in my books it is! So, yeah!

Truth Or Dare Vampire Academy Style!

Chapter 35:

We started walking around campus, me video taping everything. "Ooh, Meredith, Can't believe you gave Stan a blowjob for an A+," Mia called out and Meredith's eyes widened and she started crying and ran away. Everyone was laughing.

I laughed. "Didn't know she had it in her," I said. "But Stan? Seriously? She could don way better, she's hot, if I say so myself, but not as hot as myself!"

"Yeah, me either," Mia said. "Oh my, Jesse, you're penis stinks so bad! Trying to give you that blowjob I nearly puked and I had to hold my breath! And you can't kiss for shit! It's all saliver!"

Jesse looked hurt and angry. "Make sure you keep up the showering!" Mia yelled back at him as we walked away.

I laughed. "I know, right?" I asked her. "Not attractive!"

Mia giggled. "Exactly!" she responded.

"Oh no!" Mia screeched. "Kierstin, he's not going to go for you! Guardian Pierson, aka Dustin, will never go for you, he has the hots for Rose! So quit trying to seduce him!"

The girl started crying. Kierstin was one of Mia's old friends. She had pretty Strawberry blonde hair, hazel eyes that were more dark green than hazel but still pretty, she was flat-chested with a slightly crooked nose and a huge toe that looked like it was swollen. You could smell her period when she had it and she wasn't that pretty, only her hair, that's what got her popular, and her name and money. But, that's all.

"Treyson, pull up your dacks, girls don't wanna see your pin dick!" Mia said. "It's not that big either!"

The guy looked offended, just having his ego blown and sulked off. Mia shrugged. "Seriously?" I asked her and she nodded.

Eddie chuckled. "You're soo evil!" he said to her, ruffling her hair and kissing her cheek.

She then looked at him. "And Eddie, we all know you like me so just admit it already and ask me the fuck out!" she shouted in the common room and Eddie went a pink tinge. "Truth is, I like you too, so fucking do it already!"

She looked soo adorable when she was angry. "Fine, will you go out on a date with me?" Eddie asked teasingly.

"Of course I will," Mia resonded with kissing him on the cheek.

"Aww!" I said. "Such a happy couple!"

"And if you're wondering, yes I am your girlfriend so shove that up ya-I won't finish that thought!" she said and I laughed, along with Eddie.

"Come on, you're dares not up," I said.

Mia looked at my mom. "Janine, who knew ya had it in you?" she asked her. "I mean, I never did! Who knew you'd have a threesome with Abe Mazur and Shakira Ozera!"

My mom paled, eyes going wide, staring at Mia. Kirova came in with a few students towing behind her. "Oh, let's not forget Kirova and Peter Reilda," Mia said. "Pitty he chose someone else over her, he was kinda cute, but she still gave him head behind his wife's back and had a little rondezvouse in the carpark!"

Everyone cracked up laughing. Kirova just walked out of the room, going red and teary. "Cried for a week, poor girl," Mia said. "Oh and then there's Ralf? Barf, worst sex ever, I did all the work! He was like a ragdoll!"

I laughed. "You don't have to say anymore, the dares over," I said.

"Good! But I was just getting started!" Mia said. "Oh and Lissa, how could I forget? The Queen totally loves you and is planning on getting you hitched to her little Great Nephew, heard she said when she retires she was gonna give you the thrown!" Mia winked at Lissa and Lissa's eyes widened.

"Me? Queen?" she asked, shocked.

Alot of the popular people looked at Lissa, smiling. "Did you get a haircut?" Kristy, one of Camille's followers said. Lissa shook her head. "Well, it looks different and nice! You should totally come to my room on Saturday, we can do Manis and Pedis, it'll be so fun, everyone who is anyone will be there, we'll do each others hair, makeup and then afterwards we'll do the usual." Kristy looked in thought. "You do remember, right?"

"Yes, yes we do," I replied for Lissa, glaring at Kristy. "And we can only make it if Christian can come!"

She looked shocked to hear that. Kristy looked at me crazily, Lissa looked at me gratefully. "Well, he can come too, but he'll just have to donate the blood," she said.

I got cranky at that, I knew what they did to them kids. "No," I said, grabbing her. "He won't be, he'll be treated like everyone else from now on and if he doesn't you can see how much my fist means it. Eddie will be there also!"

"Fine, fine," Kristy said. Lissa grinned at me.

I walked up to her. "Thanks," Lissa said.

"Why are you here?" I asked her.

"Dimitri and Christian decided to torture Adrian," Lissa replied. "Dimitri held Adrian down, Christian burnt him and got out Dimitri's stake and started cutting Adrian."

I smiled. "That's my man," I said smugly.

Mia burst out laughing. "Rose, you're just so crazy," she said and nudged me.

"I know," I replied. "Okay, we've done enough damage, let's go."

Everyone tried talking to us on the way out, stared and smiled. "Okay, from now on, we're not cosing through the middle, we're going high up over their heads, especially if I'm gonna be Queen," Lissa said and grinned at me.

"Bring on the Party Girls!" Eddie said excitedly, throwing his arms around us. "The parties haven't been the same with you two there!"

"We know," me and Liss said in unison and then all of us laughed.

"Come on, let's get going!" Lissa said, grabbing my arm and skipping off, pulling me along, grinning at me and we laughed. Grabbing Mia, who grabbed Eddie and we practically skipped the whole way there, dragging Eddie along and we all ran around, spinning around until we got there.

"Okay, Mia's go," I said, sitting down in the pool.

"Yes, Rose, I did heal Adrian," Lissa said and Adrian smirked at me and I glared.

Dimitri and Christian looked smug at themselves. I kissed Dimitri.

"That's my man," I said and hugged him. "I knew you wouldn't let me down."

Dimitri chuckled, his chest vibrating against mine and I laughed because his laugh was soo contagious.

"Okay," Mia said. "Eddie, Truth or Dare, baby?"

"Oh, they're together," Christian said. "Since when?"

"Since ten minutes ago," I said.

"Actually, technically," Eddie said, "Eight minutes and forty-two seconds and eighty-two milliseconds."

I just looked at him. "And you think my brain can comprehend what you just said?" I asked him, sounding confused.

"No," he replied.

"Fuck you mofo!" I said.

Everyone laughed. "And baby, I choose dare," he said.

"You're dare is to go up to Stan and ask him what's the best sex position," Mia said.

"Before we leave, can I ask one question?" Lissa asked.

"Go ahead," Mia said.

"Why are we always picking on Stan?" she asked.

"Because it's fun!" Me and Christian said at the same time and laughed.

We all laughed, stood up and left, well Dimitri didn't.

We walked to where we assumed Stan was and opened the door and Oh my God! I can't believe what I was seeing! It made my jaw drop and my eyes go wide, I gasped and all my friends did too. I was soo shocked, God, I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

Oh Em Gee, I wonder what's going on! I wonder what's happening next? What did they walk in on? :O ':O LET'S NOT STRESS ABOUT THIS PEOPLE! Hahahaha, lawl. ':O I'M STRESSING! :p Lawl, not really, but I do believe the picture does look funny.

Oh, and the name of my account is still WIERD101 on Fiction Press, so yeah! Hope you liked the chapter and everything, **shakes fist** ya better of. Haha... nah, I'm in a crazy mood because I GET MY CAST OFF TODAY!

Yes, I did break a bone, technically fractured a bone, it was my two tone bones in my foot and they were 3/4 fractures :O it hurt soo much! :O I do not recommend breaking any bones, even if it is to get out of school. You'll be in the hospital just about all day (I did mine in the morning-about seven something-and was there until basically three in the afternoon), it's not very fun and it DEFINATELY DOESN'T tickle! LOL!