The Rowdyruff Boys episode 32: Rowdyruff vs Powerpunk
Narrator: The city of Townsville, man what a normal city with normal citizens. Everyone does normal activities on their normal day. Well most people do. We have our fair share of oddballs in this city and it's hard not to ignore them.
(The Rowdyruff Boys are flying through the sky. Then they stop and float above the Townsville trash yard. They then descend in the trash yard.)
Brick: The thing I love about the trash in this city is that's it not even really trash! These suckers throw out all sort of cool stuff.
Boomer: I hope we find something really good.
Butch: Probably, I mean every time we come here there is always something cool.
Brick: It's been a while since we last came here, I feel like we took a really long break. Well whatever, search out boys.
(The boys split out to different parts of the trash yard and begin their search. Butch starts using his hands to dig through a trash pile and trash flies all over the place. When the pile is collapsed, there is nothing valuable left to search.)
Butch: Shoot!
(Boomer flies with extreme speed and looks through the trash. He clears all pathways of trash until the trash is cleared. Boomer looks around but he see's nothing interesting. He sighs in annoyance. Brick flies through the yard and uses his x ray vision to search through the trash. He looks for a while but he seems to find nothing.)
Brick: Come on, there's gotta be something worth looking for!
(Brick searches but eventually he gets up and has an annoyed look on his face. The boys then regroup in the middle of the trash yard.)
Boomer: This blows, there is just trash here this time.
Butch: Yeah, let's just blow this place up.
Brick: Okay, it's not like we have anything better to do. Let's go guys.
(Brick starts to walk, and then he trips over something. He gets up looking angry. He then looks down to see what he tripped over. It was mirror, with a brown protective case around it. Brick picked it up and inspected it).
Brick: Stupid piece of junk!
(Brick goes to smash the mirror, but when his fist collided with the mirror, he got sucked in. The mirror dropped on the floor. Butch and Boomer had confused looks on their faces).
Butch: What the heck just happened?!
Boomer: Brick's gone.
Butch: He can't just be gone. I'm pretty sure this mirror has something to do about this.
(Butch picks up the mirror and inspects it as well).
Butch: It's just a dumb mirror.
(Instantly Butch gets sucked into the mirror and it once again falls to the floor. Boomer leans in to get a close look at the mirror and he gets sucked in as well. A blue portal opens and Boomer falls out of it and hits the ground. He gets up to see Brick and Butch standing in front of him).
Boomer: Brick, Butch, you guys are okay!
Butch: Of course we are you idiot!
Brick: Guys, we have more important things to worry about. Where are we?
(Brick looks around and he sees a place that looks like the Townsville. However the buildings, and streets are damaged. There are flaming cars stacked up on each other, and the sky is dark red colour).
Brick: Wow, this place looks awesome. Look at all the wrecked stuff here.
Butch: Too bad we didn't cause it.
Brick: Who care who did it? This place is so cool. Whoever did this must be a boss!
Boomer: Let's look around, maybe there is some stuff to smash.
Brick: Not a bad idea.
(The boys then start to fly around the city looking to cause some damage but they find nothing, everywhere they go the place is in ruins.)
Butch: Whoever did this has my respect. I really want to meet this guy.
Brick: Yea-
(Brick sentence is cut off because the boys crash into three flying things. They boys and the things both fall on the ground. Brick gets up and rubs his head.)
Brick: Hey are you stupid or something, watch where you fly you-
(Bricks eyes widen as he sees in front of him the Powerpuff Girls. But they are wearing different clothes, much more villainous and they have much wilder hairstyles.)
Boomer: What the heck, what are you babies doing here?
Bubbles look alike: Who are you calling babies moron? Have you looked in a mirror lately?
(The other two girls snicker.)
Butch: Oh you wimps got an attitude this time huh? Okay, this time you'll be stomped in the ground.
Buttercup look alike: Just try it.
Blossom look alike: Yeah, no one messes with-
Girls: The Powerpunk girls!
Brick: Powerpunk? Don't you mean-
(Once again Bricks sentence is cut off because the Powerpunk girls fly and deliver a powerful punch to the boys. The boys get sent flying into building. The girls fly in the building and grab the boys by their legs and spin them around at high speeds and then they let go. The boys are sent crashing into a car, a truck, and a bus. The boys lie there with blood coming from their mouths. Brick wipes his mouth and sees the blood. He then starts to burn with rage.)
Brick: Oh, you sissies are dead!
(The boys fly at amazing speed and crash into the Powerpunk Girls. There is a flash of light and it shows each of them fighting their counterparts. Brick starts to punch Berserk many times and then he punches her in the stomach. Brick goes to elbow her head, but she elbows him in the chin and starts head-butting Brick. She then does a point-blank fire breath at Brick, resulting in a huge fire explosion. Boomer is running and Brat is pursuing him, firing lighting spheres at him. Boomer dodges them, flips in the air, and hold Brat into the ground, making a huge crater and a giant smoke cloud. The smoke clears and it turns out Brat held Boomer legs and she pulls him close. She punches Boomer in the stomach and fires an energy beam that sends him sliding on the ground. Butch is facing Brute. They both charge up into green fire auras and clash many times. Butch then pushes forward and crash Brute into a building. Butch throws a punch, but Brute charges her aura which blows Butch back, and allows her to smash Butch into the air. Brick comes out of the fire explosion and fires heat vision bolts at Berserk. She deflects them all away and she grabs Brick. She prepares to fire heat vision, but Brick covers her eyes and she gets blown away by the energy surge. Boomer rises up and sees Brat running to him. Boomer prepares a sonic scream, but Brute comes behind him. She puts him in a choke-hold. Brat charges her hands on energy and releases a brutal barrage of punches and kicks on Boomer. She prepares a finishing blow, but then Butch appears and grabs her hand. Butch becomes a green tornado and spins her around. He then releases her sending her slamming into Brute, causing both girls to crash into the ground. Both groups then regroup.)
Brick (panting): They…fight….good….for….a….couple…..of….girls.
Boomer: They….just…don't ….when…to…quit.
Butch: This…is…pretty….fun.
Brat: Do you losers get it now. Were unbeatable!
Brute: Now get out of our city, freaks!
Butch: Oh you are begging for it!
Brick: Attack!
(The boys then charge at the Powerpunks but then Berserk lifts her hand up. The boys then stop in their tracks.)
Boomer: What are you doing?
Berserk: I like a good brawl but this fight is really getting us nowhere so I have a better idea.
Brick: Make it quick or I'll punch you!
Berserk: Whatever, now as I was saying, we should have a bad contest.
Butch: What?
Berserk: We should try to out bad each other, who ever does the worst wins.
Brat: Ooooh, I like the sound of this contest!
Brute: I'm in, but I'm not sure about our resident babies here.
Butch: Let me hit her, let me hit her!
Brick: Actually Butch, this bad contest is much better.
Boomer: It is? How?
Brick: Simple, show them how bad we are and they'll never want to face us again. Ok, I accept.
Berserk: Good let's start off with… a gross off.
Boomer: Ha we got this in the bag. Let's go first.
(The Rowdyruff Boys start to snort and get spit in their mouths. They then shoot it up in the air.)
Brute: That's it?
Butch: Just watch.
(The boys then start to snort again and shoot spit. They then start to do it faster and start rapidly shooting a large amount of spit up in the air until it forms one giant ball of spit. The spit then comes crashing down but the boys move out at the last second. The girls are too late and they are covered in spit and drenched.)
Brat: Gross
Butch: What's the matter, you can't handle a little spit, you little-
Berserk: Just watch this loser!
(The Powerpunk Girls remove their shoes. They then put their feet together and a green odour comes from it. It engulfs the Rowdyruff Boys and the boys turn green).
Brick: What the heck is this crap?!
Boomer: I can't see!
Butch: I think I'm gonna hurl.
Brute: Just I thought, you Rowdyruffs are all talk.
(The Powerpunk Girls starts to the laugh. The Rowdyruff Boys get angry and all 3 of them use their super breath to blow away the odour.)
Brick: I admit, you girls are proving to be a bigger pain than what we expected. But, there's one thing that you can never beat us at.
Berserk: What's that?
Brick: Pure…unadulterated…complete…..Chaos! Watch this you stupid girls.
(The Rowdyruff Boys fly in the air. Each of them starts to cause destruction to the town. Brick fires heat vision and fire breathe at the same time causing mini-explosions wherever they hit. Boomer picks up a lamp post and starts hitting everything, ranging from building, the ground, and cars. Butch becomes a green energy ball and starts to act like a pinball, with the town as the arena, bouncing off and crushing anything in his path).
Brute: That's nothing. Go Powerpunk Girls!
(The Powerpunk Girls start to wreck stuff as well. Berserk starts punching the ground and making earthquakes, which crumble anything caught in the radius. Brat releases a sonic scream, which shatter the windows of building and level the ground. Berserk becomes a tornado and starts to suck everything in her path and shoot them back out at high speed, causing many things to crash. It seems both groups are equal in the mayhem they cause).
Brick: Give up!
Berserk: Never!
(Berserk fires an energy beam which is about to hit a nearby candy store. Brick notices this and rushes in front of the beam. He punches it and it hits the book store next to the candy store, completely destroying it. Everybody stops what at they are doing.)
Brick: Are you frickin crazy or something!
Berserk: I was just about to win this contest, what's the big idea?
Brick: That's candy! You can't blow up candy. That's messed up.
Berserk: I see, if we blow up the candy then we win. Girls get the candy.
Brat: Oh yeah this is gonna be good!
Brute: Candy smashing time.
Butch: Not happening!
Boomer: We won't let you.
(The Powerpunk Girls fly up in the air and charge energy beams in their hands. They are about to fire but then they are blasted out of the sky by missiles. Then the boys see a giant robot with smoking hands, showing it has just fired. The robot picks up the boys and the head opens up and drops the boys in. The boys are inside and see someone looking like Mojo Jojo.)
Brick: Mojo? How did you get here?
Mojo look alike: Mojo? I am sorry but I do not know who that is. I am Jomo Momo. It appears I have appeared just in time.
Butch: Yeah, those psychos were gonna destroy the candy store.
Jomo Momo: Fear not, it is my duty to protect the city and its citizens. My allies should appear any time now.
Boomer: Protect the city? What's going on?
Brick: Everything is just all kinds of crazy in this place. The sissies are bad and the monkey is good.
(The boys look outside of the robot window and see good versions of Fuzzy, the Gangreen gang who are colored yellow, Sedusa, Princess, and the amoeba boys. The boys have confused looks on their faces.)
Boomer: Now I am really lost.
Jomo Momo: Now that my comrades are here, we can beat those Powerpunk Girls!
Brick: Cane someone please explain to me what the heck is going on?!
Jomo Momo: Allow me to boys. This is another world that is the complete opposite to yours. Good is evil and evil is good here. You probably came here as a result of my dimensional mirror, which I sent to your world to get the Powerpuff Girls to help against the Powerpunk Girls, but you found it instead and came as a result. But still, you managed to weaken the Powerpunk Girls and we might have a chance of beating them!
Butch: Wait you're a goody-two shoes loser here? And I thought our Mojo was lame.
Jomo Momo: Anyway, since you're still here, will you aid us in defeating the Powerpunk Girls.
Brick: No. We don't wanna do your lame good work, for you. Just send us back home. This place sucks.
Jomo Momo: But-
Boomer: Send us home, or we'll throw you out of this robot and crush you with it!
Jomo Momo: As you wish, but are you sure-
Brick: Now!
(Jomo Momo pulls out another mirror. He throws it the Rowdyruff Boys and the mirror sucks them in. In a moment, they fall through the portal and land back into Townsville.)
Brick: That world was so stupid! Everything was messed up.
Butch: I'm gonna miss it a little. It was fun to wreck.
Brick: We don't that world to wreck, because we have one right here that's all ours. Let the wrecking begin!
(The boys fly off into the Townsville and explosions start to come from it).
Narrator: Boys, I wish you wouldn't wreck any world at all!
Narrator: And so the day is doomed thanks to the Rowdyruff Boys.
(THE END).