Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you another chapter of The Hack! So I got quite a few ideas, and I still dunno what to do. So, I'm going to just try to do what I do. Make really cheesy stuff!

Also, my computer IS NOT FIXED. NOT TO MENTION IT GLITCHES. BUT BECAUSE I HAVE DECIDED TO BE NICE, WILL EXCRUCIATINGLY WRITE ANOTHER CHAPTER OF THE HACK.

It's a huge pain in the butt to write, and it makes my eyes sting looking at the google document. But I will do it anyway. To infinity and beyond!

Reviewz-

Mist Writes-Fix the wall!

Epicn00b-Whenever I try creative it just ends up being cheesy. Sooooooo I dunno.

SoTimeless-We got a casualty!

SoTimeless-But what would that route be?

Guineapig26-Uh….you spelled spelled wrong.

Dragonflyz-Thanks for all the ideas!

NotTelling xyz-...Da feels?

Cheif Stalker-Uh….Do you mean Chief? And a stalker? Um….I don't know where you're going with this. I'm just gonna keep his name to C.S. to keep out the awkwardness stuff.

"Hi! I'm Chief Stalker!"

As for your OC powers…..I'm not sure.

MrAvernus57-4 people died. Yes.

LockedDream-Perfect way to delay! I'll do a chapter on them HAHAHAHAHAH!

LockedDream-Laptop PC.

grimsapprentice-Thanks for the OC.

Axlemc131-Thanks for all the ideas.

MrAvernus57-All hail!

Axlemc131-Yeah. At least my computer will turn on. The screens pink and green though. All white colors are pink, and all black and red colors are green

on the computer.

Guest (d3lta)-Wow. A lot of redstone cannons and minecarts.

CHARACTERS

S1 group: Freesia, Porter, Dave, Katrina, Axle, Rodent, Sam, Domo, Wolf, Mia, and Lennekio.

S2 group: Daniel, Mason, Ash, Cynna, Chris, Herobrine, Michael, Prinz, Avernus, Bananamous, and Devon. (Three new OC's coming soon)

Notch's group: James, Notch, Kyle, Valerie, and Michigan Brown.

Jeb's group: Jeb and Ricky.

So I will write. It's just really annoying. It also may be a short chapter. Who knows.

WARNING: This is a special edition chapter.

LADS AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU:

BRANDON: A SPACE TIME ODYSSEY

Brandon's P.O.V.

What? Where am I? For a few seconds, I feel like I'm drifting through space. And then it comes to mind that I may. And probably am. The eternal blackness makes me shudder. I feel myself floating. Experimentally, I lean forwards and drift a few feet. Awesome! I do it for a couple minutes, but I can't keep track of my progress.

Woah. Wait up a second. How the f*** did I get here? I twist around, but the emptiness of space greets me. I drift along. I try to call out. But I don't get an answer. And then, it lights up. Well that's an understatement. All around me, little lights start to appear. A long stream of…...clouds appear? And then it strikes me. Holy shit. I'm in space.

So….I'm dead? And then I hear the weirdest thing in the world.

"To look into human history, we will travel in the spaceship of imagination. We will go way back, into the stars."

What the hell is Neil DeGrasse Tyson doing here? I crane my neck and see a….WTF? It's a long silver white space ship. Oh no.

"Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to Cosmos, a space time odyssey."

Oh F-ing hell. This is Cosmos. The thing that talks about evolution and science. Its a TV show. I try to wave at it, but it teleports to a different location. Well this is shitty.

A/N: Cosmos is a real television show, talking about Evolution and Adaptation of species. It's epic. If you watch it, and the ship of imagination goes into space, look real close and you might see a boy flying around in space.

It goes away, and I attempt to follow it. And fail. I start drifting in space, but it's less controlled now. It feels like a water current. But in space. So a space current! There we go.

This is so weird.

I start to go faster. Almost like I'm flying. An asteroid flies at me and I barely manage to steer myself away. As I go faster, I see random pictures. I see a huge golem swiping at people, a black dragon and a purple and black egg, a man typing 100 words per minute into a computer, shadows hiding his bearded face (hint hint), and finally of Domo and everyone else that I knew along with a few don't I know doing some epic random battely stuff (I know it's not a word).

I start going faster and faster, and the world, or space as it seems, starts to go faster and faster. Ah hell. I never was a man for speed. I start to scream silently as I'm shaken sideways and backwards, all in different directions. I'm hurled at an asteroid field.

Just as I hit it, I see it splinter apart, and a little cube that looks like a minecraft Earth flies off somewhere into space. I'm helpless as it pulls me in different directions, and now I see different things. A city blowing up. Herobrine. Notch behind bars. Katrina and Dave lying together in a forest. Creepers attacking a house shaped like a banana.

This was so god damn random. A boy holding a sword to Spark's throat. Three people in chain links. Notch orchestrating a group of people on computers. A desert temple blowing up after a mountain appears under it. A guy in a banana suit. The anonymous banana. Woah. That's awesome.

Then visions of Earth. I see my mom crying. I see myself playing minecraft. And then a panorama of different gamers on their computers. Newspapers appear, with bold headlines of the disappearances of 'tens of thousands' due to a game.

I see several dozen flashes, but it's all the same. A minecraft logo. I see reporters, people crying, riots, and explosions and pepper spray. What's going on? Was this what Earth became when the incident happened?

Finally, I come to stop. I'm planted on a completely flat surface. I start walking, and the stars disappear. Were those visions...all real? They had to be. So who were all those people? And why the hell am I the guy who has to witness this? I keep walking, and eventually see a sign. Three signs really.

←Elysium

Asphodel Fields ↑

Tartarus→

I always knew I'd end up in hell.

Daniel's P.O.V.

"What?"Devon asks.

"This,"Herobrine says, and standing right in front of us, is a Sith lord. It waves at us.

"Hi! I'm Darth Malgus."

"No no *string of curses* this!" Herobrine pushes Darth Malgus out of the way, and there, is a Farlander.

It waves at us. "Hi! I'm a farlander."

Herobrine curses angrily again, and finally, a railroad tracks rise out of the ground. Minecarts appear too, and I have a feeling this is about to be awesome.

A/N: I couldn't think of anything else. And a lot of the readers suggested it (4).

A short while later, we're zipping along at 10,000 chunks per hour, which is roughly 90mph.

"Ah my god sfsldhglsdhgpeofuwoeyoywy!" Michael yells.

"We need to cover the distance fast!"Herobrine yells back.

At several points in time, I feel sick and throw up. This was not fun. And then I see it. A TNT block is placed right by the railroad tracks. Shit. It blows up, and I fly out of my cart violently. Everything goes in slow motion.

I see Avernus yell something as he flies in one direction. I see Bananamous saying "I am the anonymous banana,"really slowly. I see a banana hit Devon's face, and her creating a sour face. And then we all fall down.

"My suit!"is the first thing I hear. I shake my head and watch as Bananamous whimpers.

"My suit is gone!" It's shredded and burned. the sunglasses were broken and destroyed. The banana suit was no more.

"Ah well. You can get a new one. If we don't kill you first,"I get up, and turn around to face more than forty people, all dressed in a variety of different things. All holding person who spoke was a woman in her thirties with black hair in a ponytail.

"Minecarts? Are you n00bs trying to have fun by riding this like a roller coaster?"she snarls.

"Hey, hey. Take it easy! We need to be somewhere. Kind of,yeah,"Avernus mumbles. He brings out his sword, and I see him scan the enemies, and realize he's outnumbered. Everyone else slowly gets up, including the Farlander and Darth Malgus, who we brought with us.

"Quite a party you have here."

"You blew up my suit!"Bananamous yells, with a tear streaked face.

"Yes? And?"she says. "You're what. Seventeen? Get a life." Everyone laughs at that, and she starts approaching him.

"Poor poor boy. Obsessed with bananas, crying like a baby now that his suits gone."

And that's when Bananamous leapt up and uppercutted her in the jaw.

"I don't give a shit about boys don't hit girls. You messed with bananas. Regret it."

And that's when all hell broke loose.