Not So Japanese
Drabble Series: This means that it will be short. Often times or not averaging about 100 words.
Summary: OMG! I CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND YOU GUYS NOW! You want me to do WHAT? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MIND? Oh looky! It's a shiny box!
English
Great. Now I'm stuck on a vine trying to get away from the snapping jaws on death!
No joke. I'm stuck here. On the vine with the hunter duo that has taken upon them to protect me, like I'm some helpless damsel in distress.
Someone kill these creatures or get me out of this freakin a forest!
"That is it!" I yelled at the hunter duo that was currently being surrounded by the reptiles that were trying to eat us.
"Gimme that gun!" I yelled at them. And I took the gun and start shooting off in the distance where the Big Momma was.
Said Big Momma came rushing towards us.
MWUSHAHAHAHAH! She's not going to get us. Nah nah nah nahahaha.
"Quick! To the Batmobile! NU NA NU NA NU NU NUA NUA NANA!" I shouted and dragged them to the totally awesome black car that I knew how to drive and do totally awesome 360s in.