Testing the Shield
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"Hi there folks; I'm Ranger24," Ranger said with a wave of his hand. "The Writer of such popular fanfics as Road Trip Of Madness. Now folks I play a paladin in World Of Warcraft so I know all about the Paladin bubble shield. But Just how strong is it?"
Switch to show a Blood Elf Paladin with Black Fox tail hair cut and wearing a mix of gear thats total score is not quiet enough to do Cataclysm Heroics.
"This ladies and gentlemen is Randwin; my Paladin," Ranger explianed.
"Hey you said their would be chicks and free beer," Randwin said in annoyed tones.
"Hey shut up down there," Ranger snapped. "Anyways he's going to be showing us just how tough the paladin shield is."
"Its called Divine Shield," Randwin interuptted.
"Lets start with something small. Sword thrust from a Alaince Soldier." Ranger said ignoring his Paladin.
An Allaince soldier appeared and charged Randwin.
Randwin cast his Divine Shield and the Alliance soldier fails to do any damage.
"As you can see it does nothing. Let's ramp it up a bit though."
A Horde Demolisher appears and fires on Randwin with his shield still up. The Soldier is killed but Randwin is unharmed.
"Once more no damage," Ranger stated. "Take it up another step with a car."
"Wait what?" Randwin said when a Hummer smashed right into his shield at 70 miles per hour and failed to breach it.
"Once more no damage." Ranger stated. "Siege tank."
"Siege tank!" Randwin said his face falling.
A Siege tank in siege mode opened fire on Randwin but once more his Shield held but the Hummer's wreckage was vaporised.
"Okay this is kinda freaking me out," Randwin said.
"747 crash!"
"WHAT?"
A Boeing 747 crashed into Randwin obliterating the siege tank and demolisher but once more leaving Randwin unharmed.
"For the love of god!" Randwin exclaimed. "9/11 issues man!"
"Yamato cannon."
A Yamato Cannon blast smashed into Randwin but once his shield did not fail.
"MAC round.
Shining Finger.
Erupting Burning Finger.
Covenant Plasma Torpedo.
Turbolaser.
Nuclear warhead.
Cyclonic torpedos.
Super Star Destroyer crash.
FTL drive explosion..."
"OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMETHING JUST KILL ME ALREADY!" Randwin shrieked as the Exploding FTL drive obliterated the super star destroyers wreckage.
"Colony Drop.
Death Star Super Laser."
"Wait what?" Randwin exclaimed before the Death Star fired on him! The Planet around him exploded but he some how survived.
"Teleporting him to new test site." Ranger said flippping a switch on a console.
Randwin appeared at another bomb range.
"What now!" He demanded. "What else you going to throw at me?"
"GIGA DRILL BREAK."
At this Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggann's massive drill slammed into Randwin's bubble which began to change from gold to red.
"Oh boy..." Randwin gulped.
The drill however failed to peirce.
"Oh thank the light." Randwin said wiping the sweat from his brow.
"Saurfang cleave."
Randwin pratically crapped his pants as Saurfang the elder appeared with his massive axe.
"Oh sweet sunwell," he whispered.
"Saurfang..." Saurfang said raising his axe.
"HAVE MERCY!" Randwin screamed.
"CLEAVE!" Saurfang roared before his axe hit home. Randwin's shield gave out at last and Randwin was sent flying into a worm hole ripped in the space time continum.
"Well there you have it folks," Ranger said. "Divine Shield stops everything short of Saurfang. Now I've got to go find my Paladin. Have a nice day!"