2012 ad. The end of the world, according to the History Channel. Godzilla destroyed Tokyo and Kingkong, the American Godzilla and Cloverfield destroyed Newyork city. But which monster is stronger? Godzilla or King Kong? This is the sequel is famous worldwide (but not as important as Alien vs Predator, Freddy vs Jason or Mario vs Sonic).

The monsters arrive in Tokyo, prepared to battle to the death. King Kong runs towards Godzilla, but he burns King Kong's face with his atomic ray.

Kong OW OW OW OW. I'M ON FIRE!!! HELP!!!!!!

Godzilla Is this the best you got? What have you been doing for the last 50 years?

Kong I was in remakes of my original King Kong movies.

Godzilla Man, you suck.

Kong picks up a giant rock while Godzilla grabs Tokyo Tower. Kong throws the rock but Godzilla hits it back with the tower. The rock slams into Kong's crotch.

Kong Owwww. Right in the ape's banana.

Godzilla I don't have to worry about it. I'm asian, so you can't even see it cause it's small.

Kong Lucky…

Godzilla Gay…

Kong tries to punch Godzilla, but Godzilla bites his hand. He slams Kong into the ground and hits him with the tower.

Godzilla Who's the king now? (bam bam) Who's the king now? (bam bam) Hey donkey kong, show me your moves, bitch.

Kong What are you, captain falcon?

Ultraman No, I am.

Godzilla Hey Ultraman, you want to finish this guy off?

Ultraman Gladly.

Ultraman grabs Kong and flies into space. As Kong suffers from lack of air, Ultraman throws him down. Kong burns up like a meteor and crashes into a mountain.

5 days later, kong is recovering inside a hospital on monster island.

Mothra Kong, you have a visitor.

Godzilla appears with a giant double chainsaw in his hands.

Godzilla I forgot to finish you off.

Kong How the hell did you get a giant chainsaw?!?!?

Godzilla It was (GFW) Gigan's arm.

Kong If you strike me down now, I will become more powerful than you can possible imagine, but before I die, promise not to kill Jack Black.

Godzilla Jack Black is cool, I won't kill him.

Godzilla chops up Kong.

Mothra Kong, your insurance won't cover your funeral. Godzilla, you have to pay for it.

Godzilla What?

Godzilla turns on the chainsaws.

Mothra King Ghidorah will have to pay for it.

Godzilla Hell yeah!

(Tv Static)